World Financial Crisis - Explained simply

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Offline Red71

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« on: March 05, 2009, 06:11:22 pm »
Hi All,

 

As we try to uncover why this is happening I came across the following analogy that explains current global issues in simple terms.

 

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans). Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi's bar.  Taking advantage of her customers' freedom from immediate payment constraints, Heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. Her sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognises these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Heidi's borrowing limit.
He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral.  At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then traded on markets world-wide. No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items.

One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager (subsequently of course fired due his negativity) of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi's bar.  However they cannot pay back the debts. Heidi cannot fulfil her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.  DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilising in price after dropping by 80 %.

The suppliers of Heidi's bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.  The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties.  The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.

Finally an explanation we can all understand...

Cheers (excuse the pun)

Peter

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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 06:39:02 pm »
That about sums it up :(
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 07:23:06 pm »
especially the part about the "tax levied on the non-drinkers" ;]

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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 08:15:14 pm »
It's just unbelievable what those merchant w*nkers in New York dreamed up as "securities" to flog off.

And the one and only person who could have reined them in was George W, but he just sat on his fat Texas clacker and didn't lift a finger. Talk about the wild west all over again, only transposed in time, with computers in New York replacing Colt 45's in Arizona.

We rely on our elected law-maker politicians to protect us from this stuff, but essentially little Johnny's mate George, through his inaction, has stuffed the whole world. Even Hitler couldn't quite manage that.

Right now those who have lost, or are about to lose their jobs, are the first wave to pay the price, and next it will be our kids and then their kids saddled with paying off the government's increased debt for 50 years or so.

After all, our government is selling bonds to raise the money for Kevin's soon to flow gift cheques, and the investors in those bonds will expect to be repaid one day.


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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 09:07:24 pm »
I'll drink to that:2........:f