Author Topic: QUOTES - FAMOUS, INFAMOUS & NOT SO FAMOUS (Read 7193 times)

Red71 · « **on:** January 22, 2009, 01:45:32 am »

Hi folks. Do you have any quotes that may be famous, infamous & not so famous? (Add the author if known).

I will start.

I heard this over 20 years ago and still get a laugh out of it.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" W.C.Fields

And another favourite of mine:

"What the F*ck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima

evan · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:32:01 am »

"250's fly!"
Heven67

Evan.

blackbox · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:43:05 am »

"Alcohol, the cause of, and answer to, all of lifes problems."
Homer Simpson.

66RedRagtop · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:55:08 am »

"Ah well it's come to this.......such is life"

Ned Kelly awaiting the gallows at the Old Melbourne Gaol 11/11/1880

mach70 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:19:37 pm »

Theres too much blood in my alcohol system.... unknown

fatso1 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:33:10 pm »

You can do it !

funny guy who pops his head up on almost all of adam sandlers movies.

66RedRagtop · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2009, 12:55:42 pm »

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered."

"But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue".

"No good in bed, but fine up against a wall".

Eleanor Roosevelt.

Xrayman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:29:32 pm »

"What is essential is invisible to the eye" Antoine de Saint Exupery

"Don't do anything you can't undo, until you have considered all the things you can't do once you've done it" - Robin Hobb, Assassin triology.

- that 2nd one took me a couple of read throughs to get it right!

Aaron.

HEVEN67 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:41:09 pm »

The only thing I cant pass is a petrol station!
Where theres smoke theres tyres!
Me I think

6T9rustang · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:53:07 pm »

"Dont p#ss down my back and tell me its rainin'"
-John Wayne;1

Quotes from a favourite movie of mine 'Running On Empty'(if you havent seen it then your not Australian)

"you're puttin' on the agony but you're missing the style"

"you got 2 weeks Pissoff, maybe your mum will lend you her car"
"Spotto a '57 chev, a blown 57 2door"

"Sounds like she's got a wobble in the bottom-end"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qDyWTNOEo&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p9fwtb1Mt7Y&NR=1

IGALOP · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:53:29 pm »

Homer no function beer well without! :+ Homer Simpson.

IGALOP · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:09:12 pm »

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --------- not screaming, like the passengers in his car! Unknown.

IGALOP · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:17:44 pm »

I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am. ;+

BLU302 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2009, 02:42:03 pm »

I knew if I hung around long enough, something like this would happen.
On George Bernard Shaw's grave's headstone.

rayl · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2009, 05:43:12 pm »

"See...I told you I was sick"

On Spike Milligan's grave's headstone.

jmd1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2009, 05:56:17 pm »

QUOTE.
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
MARK TWAIN, AUTHOR AND COMEDIAN

66RedRagtop · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2009, 08:53:14 pm »

"The problem is God gave man a brain and a todger, but only enough blood to run one at a time".

Robin Williams

sbr2win · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:12:48 pm »

These are definately not the brightest quotes from a world leader.

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
- George W. Bush

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
- George W. Bush

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
-George W. Bush

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
- George W. Bush

'The future will be better tomorrow.'
- George W. Bush

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- George W. Bush

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
- George W Bush

'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe'
- George W. Bush

'Public speaking is very easy.'
- George W. Bush

'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'
- George W. Bush

'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.'
-George Bush

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- George W. Bush

'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
-George W. Bush

'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.'
-George W. Bush

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
- George W. Bush

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Red71 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2009, 09:32:56 pm »

And from George W. Bush to another extremeley popular US President:

"No F#cker's gonna know" Richard Nixon on Watergate - just before his impeachment.

classicsrbest · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2009, 11:01:03 pm »

"dont stick your finger where you wouldnt stick your old fella" :*

advice from my dad when I was about 8 years old, (to stop us kids from injuring our fingers around implements on the farm i grew up on)

works for most people !!! :w

HEVEN67 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2009, 08:30:17 am »

Quote

Originally posted by classicsrbest
"dont stick your finger where you wouldnt stick your old fella" :*

advice from my dad when I was about 8 years old, (to stop us kids from injuring our fingers around implements on the farm i grew up on)

works for most people !!! :w

Sounds like a hoover fetish to me!:+

victorypark · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2009, 11:54:51 am »

"A purpose of life is a life of purpose"

eri67 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2009, 12:04:13 pm »

Quote

Originally posted by 6T9rustang
"Dont p#ss down my back and tell me its rainin'"
-John Wayne;1

Quotes from a favourite movie of mine 'Running On Empty'(if you havent seen it then your not Australian)

"you're puttin' on the agony but you're missing the style"

"you got 2 weeks Pissoff, maybe your mum will lend you her car"
"Spotto a '57 chev, a blown 57 2door"

"Sounds like she's got a wobble in the bottom-end"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qDyWTNOEo&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p9fwtb1Mt7Y&NR=1

Anyone else ever notice that the yellow monaro that rolled at the start was a 6 banger, noticed the other day when watching it on my mates BIG screen. Sorry to go of topic:(

mudguts · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2009, 02:19:40 pm »

took ya that long to notice:+
oops sorry topic errrr ummmmm
green, green is nice

eri67 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2009, 03:15:09 pm »

"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"

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