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o There's at least 1 carpenter or nurse in your family
o Your mum's name is Mary, Carmen, or Doris
o Your dad's name is Joe, Manuel , Leli, Charlie or Fred
o Your mum has OCD related to cleaning
o You're a tight ass with money
o Your parents always try bargain at furniture and electrical stores to the point of embarrassment
o You knew someone who played in the Maltese Band
o Your dad worked as a roadie or labourer in a factory
o Your mum insists that you eat brodu and ministra
o Your surname is Camilleri, Mercia Spiteri, Borg, Gauci, Sultana, Zerafa, Grech, Azzopardi, Muscat, Vella, Teuma, Xuereb, Zammit, Buhagiar, Galea, Farrugia, Schembri, Micallef, Attard, Grima, Sciberras, Cassar, Xerri ( whom change it to sherry) and of course BAJADA (some change it to baiada cos its more ozzy)
o When you hear your dad say the word 'Madonna', you know he's not talking about the singer
o For Easter you get Figolli instead of Easter Eggs
o You eat pastizzi for dessert
o Neither of your parents can pronounce "th" (tink about it... 'tank you' 'toot paste' 'tree' 'Tursday')
o Your mum used to (or still does) shop at Franklins
o When your friends ring, they ask you if your parents are fighting, when they're just talking in the background
o You open your mum's fridge and she has a 2 litre container of.... TOMATO PASTE
o Your family swears more than any other nationality in the world BUT are still very religious... AAREEMMM TA DIMONJU
o Your sons go around sayin “sull byte”
o As birthdays and Christmas' approach, your mum looks to her cupboard of 'imbarazz' for gifts, rather than going out to the shops to buy presents
o Your oldies think having a key card is evil and don't even mention credit cards, ha'lusstia!
o Your family cars have always been Kingswoods and Commodores....with chasers....and dress rings and reflectors on the mud flaps.
o You live in Greystanes, Pendle Hill, Wentworthville, Toongabbie, Girraween, Merrylands, Schofields, Llandilo or Berkshire Park
o Your family has even thought about moving to Greystanes, Pendle Hill, Wentworthville, Toongabbie, Girraween, Merrylands, Schofields, Llandilo or Berkshire Park
o The only place you have family bbqs is at Prospect , Central Gardens or Nurragingy.... everywhere else is "too much petrol aye"
o Every sentence ends in "aye"
o You got married at Horsley Park
o Your dad burns his rubbish....in summer
o Any bird, rabbit, fox, stray dog or any pest animal for that matter dies mysteriously after landing on your property
o Someone in your family drive s a diesel because "de diesel lasts longer tah!"
o You or your friend grew up on a farm (pig or chicken) or a market garden.
o Your dad plants vegetables on every available piece of land including the front yard.
o All your Aunties mysteriously have the same hair colour.
o You bite your finger when your angry
o Your grandparents start the sentence in English and finish it in Maltese
