Olympic Knitting! I suppose they could consider Crochet too! The pole dancing would definitly lift the ratings along with the Jelly Wrestling, Why not Olympic Darts, or pin the tail on the donkey, rope climbing, OR how about Bombs in the pool? includes, belly flops, yankees, horseies and face drops. Ballsports should include, Highest kick, longest kick, fastest kick.
And of the parralimpdiks coud host the "one legged bum kicking team"
Can anyone else think of anything else?