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« on: May 15, 2007, 10:03:12 am »
News Flash ::
Yesterday all servers in the U.S. went out on strike in a bid to get more RAM and better CPUs. A spokes person said that the need for better RAM was due to some fool increasing the front-side bus speed. In future, busses will be told to slow down in residential motherboards. :(
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2007, 12:25:01 pm »
ALL YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP.......;3
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2007, 07:22:26 pm »
Sorry Pete but this sounds like bulls*** to me   ;};3
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 09:46:53 am »
Sorry Pete
You sholdnt have posted this here, Ther is a Jokes thread allready started!
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 10:36:28 am »
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Sorry Pete
You sholdnt have posted this here, Ther is a Jokes thread allready started!
 Psssstttt... Baby Jesus, I think God outrules you on this one:+
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 11:43:54 am »
But thats for one liners, mine's a two liner.

I thought the above news flash would be a half reasonable explanation to all those computer users out there that ask technical people why their computer is running so slow these days. ;)

Or you could probably believe the rumour going around that Microsoft is doing it with their updates to force computer owners into upgrading to Vista. ::
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