Mmmmmm......very interesting, I think I'll take the eye shutter model thanks, they will be the perfect choice to stop me seeing myself being ripped off during this transaction....
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PS
Mr Heven67. We are sad to hear that your purchase of our advanced Magical headache device has not met your expectations. In keeping with our money back guarantee policy please return the goods to the return address on your delivery docket, complete with your full bank account details and passwords and we will immediately deposit the full purchase price into you account, minus the initial exorbitant shipping fee.
Sincerely
Abuigotyourmoneyandeverything Smith :rub:
