Mustang Owners Club Australia Forum
Technical & General Discussion Area => General Chat Room => Topic started by: Shermatt on January 07, 2009, 12:39:05 am
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Here this is a game that you post 3 words with.
Rules are, you stay on what the people say above you and MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. once you read the last post to see what goes on.
Here I will start it:
Stay on that topic and don't post anything that doesn't go with this!
one man said...
NEXT POST WOULD BE..
"to his wife" etc etc.
So here we go.....
Women are allmost....
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too see wisdom
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yet there is
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in car collecting
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some hope for
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redemption by the
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pot smokin monkeys
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of eastern Arkansas
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with very large
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testicles and tails
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drooping quite long :w
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from their mustang
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Yet they were
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2nd hand monkeys
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too old to
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buy cheap investment
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so they upped
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cocaine prices for
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a shot at
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W orld federation wrestling.
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which as we
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we all know,
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is totally rigged
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for rabbit smugglers
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and as we
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like eating ferrits,
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and other assorted
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muff diving exercises
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i cannot understand
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why it is?
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that the women
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that own vibrating
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1965 Shelby Mustangs
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are extremely wet
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and very ignorant :f
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when smearing custard
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onto dashboards just
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to get attention
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and bonus concourse
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for exeptional smearing
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using old rags
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and naval lint
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i am sure
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that honda crx's
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are absolutly the
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sexiest troll hunters
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and fully sick
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plies of sh!t
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offered as projects
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The problem was...
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that the police
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licked dogs bawls
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a scandelous accusation
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made by Elf's
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and their ponies
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who wore skintight
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and matching socks
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forced induction intake
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with a hurst
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gear stick mounted
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With center consoles
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and slippery diff
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ported and polished
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And a nineinchsdiff! (thats 3 words!)
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of divine power
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in original condition
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said the judge
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jury and executioner
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one would say
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that it is
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do you think
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enough of Julia
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who lives down
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kevins road and
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walks his pooch
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into dam.nation by
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plucking loose pubes
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from white ducks
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and chinese girls
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and their full
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sick offtap honda
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in resalable red
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Theres no stopping
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low flying ducks
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with crutchless nickers
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having crack up
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its featherless spadge
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and said outloud.............
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(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/ROCKS.jpg)
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just like a
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large fatman with
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an even fatter
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star ship enterprize (NCC_1701D)
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with lassie as
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pedofiliac underage dog
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/said18.jpg)
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who was swiftly
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chased by monkey
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/monkey.gif)
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purchased on ebay
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/Bush_Matrix_YTMND.gif)
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but got rorted
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by dopey owner
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and a nigerian
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pink bongo van
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with a 351
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that pulled pussay
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just like all
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homophobic scandanavian riceburners
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with huge exhausts
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and racing stickers
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which make their
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slant like looking
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tattoo on thigh
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look extreme. Once...
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when streaking across
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a Japanese commercial
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Wearing baggy Y-Fronts
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that are Hellgay
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But artistically funky
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like the ones
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that Shermatt wears
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borat wears. Then
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along came Polly
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with her trolley
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filled with Gash
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wanting a slash
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next to the
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passenger side door
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allover here Juggernauts
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And her pubernauts ;2
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with heartburning satisfaction
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creaming her ants
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while scoffing Macca's
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and spewin' up
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after a dodgy
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two beef patties
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and special sauce
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mc salmonella burger
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lovin this story
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so are we
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im not so
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of the course
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and the way
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this tale of
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total madness went
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with his mates
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to hungry jacks
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and did burnouts
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said constable plod
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party pooper plod
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faT doughnut king
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with caramel glazing
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to hell on
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with a boot
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up the clacker
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filled with hotsauce
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and smuggled mexicans
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across the border
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into Victoria and
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there they stay
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through to Tasmania
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and backta Vic
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for Rutherglen red
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his brother from
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west of Woopwoop
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close to Durkaville
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crawling with Redbacks
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Playing their banjos
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in their mustangs
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sent to deliverance
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on the raging
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rapids of hell
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up to the
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flogging their Donkeys
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till they dropped :-
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sloppy green manure
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tea, and big
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busted babe's who
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thumbed a ride
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in the back
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seat 67 coupe
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with the missus
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handing out toiletpaper
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after slap"n"tickle
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fogs the windows
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with female scented
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Ummm! Lip Gloss :+
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that smears easily
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into the crevices
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and unexpected places
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like the mystical
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upholdstery rejuvinator essence
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that comes in
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aerosol cans from
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two dollar shops
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with long staircases
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that go up
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to live sex
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shows with fury
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Asian men doing
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very strange things
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to their genatalia
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and fluffy kittens
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with chainsaws and
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feathers that are
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pasted to their
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rectum so that
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they perform magical
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peep shows in
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cat cages with
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peanut paste covered
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bottos with G_strings
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sliding on poles
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lubricated with peanut
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Biodeisel and purple
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holdens broken down
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outside Pussycat's bordello
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in the desert
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with sandy oil
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causing itchy rashes
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to the remaining
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hairy nosed Wombats
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with shiny red
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fruit protruding from
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every orifice imaginable.
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at the kingdom
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of the little
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Richard fan club
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with sore red
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bing bang bong
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bubbles coming from
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the bath water
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thru the window
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the square window
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no microsoft window
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that crashed during
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a frontal labotamy
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of the electromagnetic
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Mary's little helper
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looking for shelter
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was buried today
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on a hilltop
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near Kazikstan's nuclear
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reactor full of
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contaminated soil which
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was sold to
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BinLaden's vegie gardener
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the mad raghead
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also known as
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George. W. Bush
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the spoiler of
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a 69 Mach
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one with a
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red holden motor
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packed with power
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and green vegtables
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and a huge
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trumpet rice burner
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of dubious legality
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making flatulent noises
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running from the
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open exhaust trumpets
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bursting ear drums
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and on guitar
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a vintage fender
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pitted with rust
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shiny on top
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but fately flawed
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with siht underneath
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enough to be
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barbecued with sauce
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and potato salad
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and the smell
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of dog's poo
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on a hot
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cross bun, during
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the half time
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of gay tennis
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in the streets
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of SanFranRussia where
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sucking icy poles
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is traditional because
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Poles love it
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When they're cold
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they are icy
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lactateing men with
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big freezers full
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of wifebeaters and
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big black blokes
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and the beyarches
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smoking tea leaves
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with chewbakka's undies
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and a ewoks
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laser battle jacket
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malfunctioning with dire
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straights playing loudly
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twelve inch subs
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pumpin, D' bass
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while pumpin' the
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grease gun up
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parking inspector's nose
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with great valor
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determanation and courage
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for pain and
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ridicule of others
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except little furry
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chipmunks performing cunnilingus
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um.......... er......... um.......................;x
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with their goupies;2
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shocking their peers
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with 50,000 volts
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high voltage rockn'roll
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Bay City ROLLERS!!!!
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secretly dated shebert
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in the 70's
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when the music
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was absolute shite
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but the 80's
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is F#@^?N AWESOME
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if you remember
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drunkn' band nights
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all night ORGIES
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with pub tarts
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How'd you Know?:f
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you were drunk:2:2:2:2:2:2:2:2:2:2
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but was speeding:f
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to the tune
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Born to Run
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by the bangles
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Twas Eternal Flame!
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Watchin them lick
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the brands hatch
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Originally posted by #####
Bay City ROLLERS!!!!
any OFthese ownmussies?????
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Originally posted by T-CODE KID
the brands hatch
out with KYjelly
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up the ringer
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plunging and thrusting
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up the clapper
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with middle finger
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lickety split yumbo
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and outdoor setting
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hi de ho
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into their door jambs
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greek style orientation
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with GIMP suits
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one hung low
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n'chewsumfat were playin
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eating cherry pie
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had abig cumfestionation
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in right nostral
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heading down to
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get a spanking
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from nachos tacomuncher
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the Latino lady
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wearing only sunglasses
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That got a couple of you over the 200 mark...
Well done!:(
James.
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Originally posted by jamessydney
That got a couple of you over the 200 mark...
Well done!:(
James.
stay on task :+:+:+
( but i wanted to say that too)
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Originally posted by 66RedRagtop
wearing only sunglasses
and high heels
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with fluffy laceup
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hydranges, pansies and
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toe nail polish
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and anal lint
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His visa expired
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leaving them stranded
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and scratching their
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bums with enviable
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skids on daks
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and noxious odors
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eminating from a
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5 day old
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cow pat in
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a toyota yaris
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with noisy exhaust
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and two slick
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bald rear tyres
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Heven always says
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they will rip
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the hide off
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those darn Holdens
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Death by windsor
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castle corgi attack
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London spokesman says,
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absolutly nothing to
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poon tang wang
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justify the rape
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of gmh, Ssyangyong
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and arab families
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to justify the
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fisting involded with
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dealing with political
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marta hari gucci
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and english filth
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fu manchu fandango
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stated that fisting
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is not fishing
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and shouldn't tackle
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the hole snatchel
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without French dressing
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on tossed snails.
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Meanwhile, at batcave
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BENT OVER ROVER
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is bracing himself
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with latex rubber
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hoochie coochie fiorucci
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brand names attached
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crotch chastity belt
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and gimp mask
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12inch swivel-head vibrato
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5 word nazzi's
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emu possum man
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will attend Playstations
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over and out
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up and down
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round and round
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Life sux balls
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when selling yamussy
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When noone buys
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OFF TAP FASTBACKS
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will you trade
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for my cleftpallet
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loaded with slabs
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of crushed rotary's
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with crushed nuts
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and salted cashews
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bananna 's on toothpaste
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MR MOJO RISING
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and his mopar
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abbo mudflaps...flappin
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like a mouth
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You Like Buy
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good for thrashin?
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yes they are
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light em up
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pit itOn youtube
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me like thrash
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broooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
brrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmm
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triple posting hogs
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like a fat
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black rat's clacker
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infested with scallops
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and salmonella on
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the pimpled ass
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of a donkey
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and a flying
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pork rib snack
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who gives a
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flying fecal matter
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after huge curry
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and dodgy vindaloo
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from the dumpster
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what a smell
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the wife made
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cooking anchovy pie
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looking back now
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into the 1950s
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who'd of thought
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the classic Edsel
;_:p
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is still GAY :+
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Shermatt outta closet :+
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cominatya...like cleopatra
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with a dose
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of SLAAAAAAP!...Beyarch
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Slaaaaaaaaap or claaaaaap:+
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(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/Bitslap-1.gif)
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KA..SLAAAAAAAAAAP !!
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You evil women
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coming at ya
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like cleopatra GIRL
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this thread has
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sick teddy bears
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hubba bubba big
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but then again
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it also has
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fat old men
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wife nagged victims
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hen pecked husbands
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who's wives wear
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only sprayed tans
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and rubber gloves
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with rubber suits
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that inflated itself
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z66/Riverh/FunnyCostume.jpg)
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when pulled the
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fatman would sing
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dixie chick tunes
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while kicking themselves
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for singing so
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bad ninja songs
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whilst under medication :f
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from the street
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that were really
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bad but interesting
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Born to run
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of the road
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in wild abandon
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with no brakes
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or twin turbos
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or clean underwear
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on a runaway
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big ole caddy
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with a deathwish
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caught holding his
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steering wheel of
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love next too
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Julia Gillards pet
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"AINT NO MUDCRAB"
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/brainfuzz/julijar.jpg)
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and uncanny likeness
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of a monkey
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/brainfuzz/julijar.jpg)
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b363/teddibubbles/monkey.jpg)
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with an exotic
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9mm, pumpin lead
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cant have a story without any pics!!!
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into a corvette
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with a hottie
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Her friend was
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just a dumb
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filthy, nasty, discusting
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transvestite named Barrack
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who had a
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z247/Akkira01/obama.gif)
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very big looking
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hairy dog named
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"Barrak O"dogga Coochie"
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who loved hooch
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and white girls
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and fast cars
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with metal thingies
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running east west
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from the cops
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in an octane
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boosted road rage
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passion fuelled run
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for lentil burgers
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and assorted nuts
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with tofu for
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asian hookers with
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full on AIDS
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Like.......FULL ON
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really really bad
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AIDS from AFRICA
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/Shermatt_com/3003.gif)
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gogogo
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tung me nuts
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via the ringer
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out with a
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turdy turd tturd?
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on face like
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an octopuss cat
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u295/listlessarmy/octopuss.gif)
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scared by rat
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hubba bubba yubba
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with bif teef
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s169/mandyland76/scary/Sumatranratmonkey.jpg)
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taken too far
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very big much
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to the gutter
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with the harley
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handling like a
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$2 chinese spanner
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thats just snapped
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on a hillbillies
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prized rambler matador
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with home cooked
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ham filled ravioli
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riding shotgun next
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to a old
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hen mid menopause
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about to be
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sentenced to life
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for automobile theft
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while smoking crack
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and freebasing coke
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what a mess
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said Mr squiggle
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"All over Miss
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hokey pokey sheorokkkee
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the girl from
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Magoo's hamburger joint
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on roller skates
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fell landing heavily
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on the floor
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spilling hot dogs
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down her blouse
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a versace knockoff
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from her brother
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the dunny diver
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the poo burglar
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sneaking off undeterred
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to the farmhouse
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to eat lunch
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and chew the
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tough old mutton
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and eat dinner
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with disgusted custard
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and highly offended
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totally pissed goats
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with very small
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blue beady eyes
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and enormous horns
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some early mornings
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and into the
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stinking underground sewer
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to empty the
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refuse of life
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there was four
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Matt Hughes UFC
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Randy Coture UFC
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Rich Franklin UFC
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Rampage Jackson UFC
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Ultimate Fighting Champions
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playin T parties
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Thats the four
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Originally posted by Shermatt
playin T parties
On Matts Elanor:+
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with garden rakes
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Used as stakes
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for love tents
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Ground and pound
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on the hood
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but poor workmanship ;1
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to their undies
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left insufficient ballroom
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for bed wetting
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other wet patches
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now i wonder
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who will admit
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whos the man
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from a land
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with HOT ladies
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learning pole dancing
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and shirt ironing:(
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and ironing pillowcases
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after stain removing
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with bleach soaking
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in a bucket
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full of undies
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and other unmentionables
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they were then
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as before the
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start of the
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week after next
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they would then
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suffer, batteredwife syndrome
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,mad cow disease
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Heparin-induced thrombocytopenia
So...... HOUSE was right!!
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forum induced silliness
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Via the blood
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and dodgy needles
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feeding baby food
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with added melamine!
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Those were the
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days my friend
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No rice burners
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roamed the streets
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with tin cans
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and noisy gearchanging
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from the hondas
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back seat area
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of the Titanic
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you got what?
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to fit where?
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which is onto
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that thingamejig beneath
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the duverlacky and
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a leaking whatchamecallit.
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such is life
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when you drive
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in outback Woolamakanka
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you have to
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always be looking
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because there is
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with Bazil Brush
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a shaved oily
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high compression set
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that were balanced
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with milk laddles
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nice ones too
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/heven67/mad%20pictures/jigglingboobs.gif)
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she also had
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a mustang tatoo
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wild little pony
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on her ass
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was a corvette
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driven by Obama
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at walking pace
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driving over George
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back and forth
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on his head
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till a blowout
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popped his ears
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and his brains
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the people cheered
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free meat on
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road for vultures
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from Nigeria feeding
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on fresh RUMP
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of overweight bovines
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who missed macca's
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but not KFC
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or Red Rooster
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coz the tight
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ass bastards wouldnt...
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feel her tight
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lipped pet Schnauzer
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from bunnings discount
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pets and supplies???
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try finding help
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from an employee
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who says :{
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:] then :[
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but who cares
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when her body
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work is immaculate
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like a crumpet
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though burnt it
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to a crispy
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Durka suicide bomber
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painted in red
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and white stripes
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with AlaGeHud explosives
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transported by combies
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and ferral goats
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with 4speed overdrive
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and nitros oxide
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and 998 cc's
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of 2 stroke
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pure unadulterated power
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snap crackle pop!!!!!:w:w:w:w
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went the pistons
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and then it
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imploded into a
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fabricated internal mechanism
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to blow up
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the doof doof
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get down widdit:f
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catchme ridin dirty
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and speaking filthy
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fluff catcher that
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the politicaly correct
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boot scootin' blonde
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forgot the story
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of Father Xmas
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about her hairey
-
because old age
-
and sexual amusement
-
are extremely bad
-
for the back
-
but painkillers are
-
not worth eating
-
unless they are
-
on the PBS
-
but ofcourse the
-
left nut is
(welcome shockwaver)
-
a little too
-
soft and juicy
-
unless you use
(Thanks im new =D)
-
razor blades and
-
knives to do
-
the unthinkable to
-
his X wife
-
and white fluffball
-
(her gaylord boyfriend)
-
enjoying mince pie
-
and afternoon delights
-
how he rolls
-
like a mossy
-
infected belly button
-
"getin there boy"
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kill me now ;x
-
roll me in...........
-
acid and burn
-
and burn these
-
flour and water
-
modules of humanity
-
with megaburger addictions
-
into the depths
-
of lardy tarts
-
and associated shareware
-
disabled by spam
-
but re-enabled by
-
contents of ####
-
contents of ####
-
double posting whore
-
and freaky elephants
-
only rated PG????
-
with purple undies
-
hiding smuggled budgie
-
carcases used for
-
hiding inadequate sized
-
vertically engineered structures
-
getting ready to
-
climb the mountains
-
of lust and
-
eating cream puffs
-
and wrinkled dates
-
I feel sick
-
when I see
-
lardy old hoes
-
and old Gins
-
with tummys flapping
-
and galv iron
-
bars for toothpicks
-
for their noses
-
reo speedwagon grilles
-
attached to camaro's
-
eaten by mustangs
-
and there ass's
-
handed to em
-
with a hatfull
-
custard eating lesbians
-
munchen corn cobs
-
studs in duds
-
throbbing Harley bikes
-
hay bail holders
-
drawled at the
-
thought where muffs
-
tongue diving hairy
-
back seat residing
-
hawaiian grass skirts
-
with ac/dc blaring
-
annoying the life
-
any self respecting
-
human with ears
-
there is always
-
some noisy bastard
-
in a holden
-
doing circle work
-
out the back
-
of mumma's bordello
-
had not seen
-
fishtail being chased
-
in an Edsel ;)
-
by a teletouch
-
the psych ward
-
going green with
-
falcon bent itself
-
around a pole
-
a movie called
-
illegal street racing
-
351 purring like
-
had to help
-
a poor boy
-
hair around his
-
bad head that
-
until his mummy
-
bastard, for improper
-
can opener while
-
driving underage and
-
under the influence
-
drink he drank
-
called POWER THIRST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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with 2 Kenyans
-
family daycare centre
-
called the Nigerian
-
used toothpaste as
-
you know what
-
and she snapped
-
up a bargain
-
with strap ons
-
facemask with rubber
-
ways into her
-
covered in leftovers
-
year with piglets
-
covered in latex
-
gearbox's from a
-
called "DaMini" who
-
four lap dancers
-
who sometimes cavorted
-
with Cecil the
-
well known stipper
-
and donut puncher
-
who swallowed swords
-
and other implements
-
in 3rd gear
-
up the downpipe
-
with oven cleaner
-
and old scrubber
-
soda stream bottles
-
burning innocent children
-
opened the show
-
long loud fart
-
that poured effluint
(ps. Going to look at a 68 Fastback J code this morning for $7500 if anyone is interested. Im taking cash and WILL be buying it)
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down the drain
-
because Hyundai's aren't
-
built 4 speed
Id be interested but saving for the other Ford marque:*
-
or 2 last
-
to become classics
-
throwaway world of
-
old folks presided
-
and morris minors
-
from twin SUs
-
cobra jets barrelling
-
69 mach ones
-
maxing the Mastercard
-
were the lowest
-
and canned beer
-
all good honest
-
parliamentary piss ups
-
on high horses
-
always talking manure
-
like self serving
-
your nuts crushed
-
between a vice
-
causing terrible discomfort
-
and pain to
-
the anal gland
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-
called the sphincter
-
which was also
-
diagnosed as Lupus
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-
which is not
-
related too the
-
onset of mental
-
Homocysteine Levels and
-
rust bubbles in
-
her left leg
-
but a doctor
-
can and will
-
reduce friction by
-
applying haemorrhoid cream
-
to the affected
-
areas of ya
-
bondo filled personal
-
small hairline fractures
-
just wont cut
-
push comes 2shove
-
starts running to
-
the psych too
-
avoid going loopy
-
much fried monkey
-
fresh dog poo
-
for chewing later
-
when it did
-
have large nostrils
-
from the wife
-
vegetarian soy pie
-
fake meat texture
-
bromide taste in
-
his lower bowels
-
shiney stainless toilet
-
holding swimming tadpoles
-
and mosquito larvae
-
awaiting full flushing
-
white thundering cascade
-
creating skid marks
-
amphibians crawled from
-
mauled the other
-
eating live cats
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-
or tomato sauce
-
gloved with bald
-
vultures that said
-
"pass the salt"
-
thought about sauce
-
the manager said,
-
those hash browns
-
spent pigging out
-
the animal shelter
-
love with a
-
then sobered up
-
monkeys backside till
-
filled the window
-
smiled and said,
-
in most subdivisions
-
full of monkeys
-
bared thier bottoms
-
to the readers
-
breasted lady walked
-
the local flasher
-
his jacket open
-
too sell watches ::
-
hanging from his
-
shrank when cold
-
he touched his
-
great vigor whilst
-
mustang monthly magazine
-
suddenly popped open
-
causing catastrophic evacuation
-
Windsor at full
-
blew a load
-
from his sub-box
-
Into his Wife's
-
7th home renovation
-
which were funded
-
by flogging donuts
-
by the man
-
down the road
-
with a cadillac
-
called the Pimpmobile
-
full of weird
-
long legged luscious
-
hippies smoking tires
-
and their bongs
-
blazing next too
-
great big piles
-
of lost bikerchicks
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-
wearing nothing but
-
chicken costumes and
-
and sour panties
-
giving a wedgie
-
to Malcom Turnbull
-
the geek from
-
under the big
-
bulging thick wallet
-
from aussie tax payers
-
hard earned dollars
-
a bloody holden
-
glove box open
-
conked out again
-
fell off because
-
her sore shoulders
-
to her HUGE
-
but sometimes liabilities
-
can effect judgement
-
on those who
-
of Playboy centrefold
-
by the staples
-
Gazoomba's any justice
-
buff their Saab's
-
in their underwear
-
using Swedish G-strings
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-
Brazilians twice weekly
-
rust away with
-
all that moisture
-
like snail trails
-
all over the
-
the cleaners are
-
that John Howard
-
left behind from
-
the biggest party
-
Australia has ever
-
seen with marching
-
Ants and drunk
-
koalas were dry
-
due to the
-
sprinklers being turned
-
off to save
-
the hillman imp
-
and the Torrens
-
Shops from destructive
-
floods of dirty
-
dish washing water
-
leaking from old
-
oil drums located
-
in the muddy
-
shores of Lake
-
Methanol near Calder
-
Raceway one summer's
-
night after Bob
-
Jane rolled a
-
durrie and smoked
-
it whilst sipping
-
Red wine thru
-
a twirly straw
-
in a shoe
-
shop that sold
-
Ugg Boots to
-
bogans with matching
-
mullets smoking winnie
-
reds and displaying
-
plumber cracks in
-
strange places whilst
-
cultivating herbs for
-
making herb bread
-
to go with
-
beer battered fish
-
and mouldy cheese
-
with jatz biscuits
-
eating in the
-
lounge room of
-
Paris Hilton and
-
being caught on
-
tape doing nasty
-
things with strange
-
toys from the
-
kindy class down
-
the road near
-
the Fraud Dealership
-
maccas and some
-
cheap and nasty
-
fishnet stocking shop
-
had a sale
-
of her doing
-
with very large
-
African elephant ears
-
with tribal elders
-
breeding like rabbits
-
the hoover sucking
-
shrivelled up crumpet
-
with a genital
-
pubic hair line
-
just south of
-
the butt end
-
right next too
-
tonys house near
-
at downtown Tokyo
-
a datsun 180B
-
blowing smoke everywhere
-
passengers farting nonstop
-
no more curry
-
the stench was
-
very asian. Meanwhile,
-
said offending restaurant
-
an Italian chef
-
was crying over
-
fried goat ears
-
with minced frogs
-
with strange yellow
-
honda civic owners
-
munching dried scorpions
-
bondi beach promenade:f
-
mooning the locals
-
and bondi vets:+
-
examining someone's Polecat
-
Dire Straights and
-
the traveling wilbury's:w:w:w
-
and cold chisel
-
despite being AC/DC
-
stoned on xtc
-
and fancying Octapussy
-
with hot chips
-
then finally seeing
-
2pak and biggy
-
in baggy pants
-
concealing a bulge
-
Which was actually
-
which went like
-
a grumpy old
-
no prostate, so
-
use two Viagra
-
and rape goats
-
Afganistan with Taliban
-
turned and bit
-
on his privates
-
and was subsequently
-
executed and eaten
-
hordes of natives
-
it up at
-
the gay Mardigras
-
on StKilda beach
-
with taliban surfboards
-
And Jihad women.
-
Wearing nothing but
-
and red monkeys
-
Until they roared
-
New born taddies....
-
,seedy underbelly world
-
proceded to shoot
-
Blanks once again
-
at underbelly bandits
-
snorted confiscated cocaine
-
evidence, along with
-
the crime too
-
of purple falcons
-
and the Liberals
-
implicated Kevin Rudd
-
who departed overseas
-
as bloody usual
-
lollies to kiddies
-
giving Julia one
-
coz rudds gayish
-
and she's blokey
-
trail of unknown
-
withheld carnal knowledge
-
and revolting rumours
-
of malesting goats
-
crowd of taliban
-
with white girls
-
away with Leo
-
at the racnch
-
hurts so good
-
when eating wardrobes
-
like feral termites
-
apple's rough end
-
Stanglovers new paintjob :p
-
that Shelby clone
-
steering fluid added
-
basket which was
-
and always wobbly
-
a quick line
:w
-
was drawn to
-
with the south
-
sheep sensing danger
-
gloves came out
-
and
ewe!
disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x;x
-
Then..... from nowhere,
-
came a Taliban
-
in a fairy
-
gimp mask and
-
sparkily high heels
-
rubber tightfit spandex
-
smothered in baby
-
vomite and bannas
-
and vile smelling
-
goat urine with
-
boiling brake fluid
You have a thing for goats it seems!!!!!
-
with crazy midgets
-
eat cheese and
-
bickies with Gherkin
-
covered icecream sandwiches
-
by the bucket
-
on sandy beaches
-
sewerage outlets and
-
pass you bye
-
dries cow pats
-
makes tourists puke
-
owners topless girlfriend's
-
hot pants pockets
-
just like in
-
Paris Hilton's video
-
traumatic to onlooking
-
doing graffiti everywhere
-
after showing her
-
like Chopper Read
-
play with buttocks
-
talking themselves up
-
to the media
-
but when interviewed
-
cried like a
-
kermit the frog
-
told a porky
-
and the size
-
of fozzie bear's
-
monthly pay cheque
-
fund his drug
-
cars drove by
-
doing occasional donuts
-
of parliament house
-
and their buy-wives
-
sack Kevin 07
-
for majic beans
-
and giving away
-
of chocolate to
-
to mad max
-
on a baking
-
frenzy of lusty
-
nuts and bolts
-
and screws galore
-
a bit rusty
-
new footy season
-
no more mullets
-
just terrorist attacks
-
against the muppets
-
and their kin
-
of deranged rabbits
-
and rabid rapscalian
is that a word?;w
-
where the captain
(I think its a word bro)
-
lost control of
-
his crackOR wench
-
who went ballastic
-
using cardboard cutlery
-
and paper plates
-
speedos were cut
-
and cracks exposed
-
muchto Fred Niles
-
the mardi gras
-
a sea urchin
-
not a pickle...
-
or anything remotely
-
or a seacucumber
-
convention comprising celluloid
-
flavored tacos and
-
crowd gathered menicingly
-
onlooking at hotties
-
and their fully
-
compensating large exhausts
-
of blue nred
-
flowed warmly into
-
the whale called
-
out to Ahab
-
east of eden
-
the tassie map
-
fifth in line
-
night in Paris
-
HILTON or watching
-
scones and jam
-
a prerecorded version
-
Oprah's big bum
-
her boney ass
-
asked two dogs
-
were laid in
-
concrete, poor things
-
everyone was looking
-
under their kilts
-
but a grewsome
-
Gonads and cake
-
To be devoured
-
shone from their
-
very low hanging
-
michael jackson like
-
bleached white looking
-
saggy left buttock
-
in the middle
-
of saggey transformers
(as in the robots)
-
against arch enemies
-
just when LPG
-
with cake and
-
were all sickened
-
and trashy dirty
-
old codger's jocks
-
of crab populations
-
all wondering when
-
be re-united with
-
those dirty rotten
-
cheeky monkeys that
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-
drink at Moe's.
-
house of pain
-
with double cheese
-
taco's and snails
-
allow easy digestion
-
with her DIRTY
-
Sanchez T-shirt on
-
which showed her
-
mum everything that
-
usually was private
-
in her diary
-
and top draw!!
:p:a:p::
-
Ranch, Troy Mclure
-
"you know from..>>.
-
the rainbow near
-
of purebread stallions
-
FN GREAT MATE
-
and the women
-
lay back seats
-
and white rabbits
-
in bulding the
-
seen in Manangatang
-
movies that are
-
like clapped Daewoo's
-
and mitzi sigmas
-
point near Texas
-
supersized, dang it
-
dell laptops and
-
rotten white cabbages
-
with protein shakes
-
when lazily farted
-
frequently and loudly
-
with her head
-
odour proof bag
-
amusement park toilets
-
dim lighting for
-
tree stumps that
-
tree stumps that
-
the manure heap
-
and three cats
-
that were hidden
-
under her skirt
-
attached by large
-
stretching the elastic
-
her neck that
-
and weird looking
-
that showed everything
-
the old lady
-
aboard her broom
-
she landed safely
-
in Heven's lap
-
getting VERY saucy
-
in her smelly
-
Kombi Van with
-
a noisy flat
-
top piston mounted
-
Birthday bash went
-
very end when
-
out of nowhere
-
Stanglover entered the
-
high heals and
-
matching his bigblock
-
oh heven don't
-
touch my hot
-
red hot and
-
and full of
-
spent gas like
-
a red smurf
-
going at it
-
while others watch
-
I love lucy
-
and roasting their
-
next door neighbours
-
old charcoal BBQ
-
that was chromed
-
win outright Concours
-
The Golden Monkey
-
of monkey nuts
-
that hung like
-
short and curlies
-
gentle sea breeze
-
which smelt like
-
smoked gorilla pole
-
neatly sliced into
-
Old gentlmen's trousers
-
slightly stained with
-
irridium sulphide composite
-
foul smelly juice
-
that was said
-
lets fly away
-
by magic carpet
-
to easter island
-
with a new
-
brand new mustang
-
that Dad bought
-
from spare change
-
in her bag
-
of old knickers
-
used toilet roll
-
and soiled tissues
-
that uncle gus
-
giving to mum
-
all wrapped up
-
for mothers day
-
with chocalate kebabs
-
and garlic sauce
-
with AC/DC playin
-
texas holdem poker
-
just when the
-
padded van arrived
-
and convertible owners
-
not knowing that
-
their shoelaces were
-
iced coffee containers
-
made of wheetbix
-
straw hats and
-
mad insomniac yankies
-
can't fix shyte
-
debating building Eleanors
-
whilst wrecking good
-
original GT classics
-
that were cheap
-
at under $24000
-
cold hard cash
-
from neville (FN) bartos
-
no cash mate
-
No cash CHOP
-
cash here no
-
No FN Cash!!!
-
bang FN bang
-
done himself mischeif
-
with hot chillies
-
Ngoin ta bed
-
not enough sleep
-
cos playing up
-
with other aussies
-
is better than
-
fishing in winter
-
on frozen lakes
-
of green tofu
-
with kev's bonus
-
of coloured plastic
-
that cost us
-
all that money
-
from eating grapes
-
and turkey beef
-
and sour cream
-
with green muppets
-
and miss piggy
-
it's not easy
-
being a Kermit
-
in a blender
-
made of stainless
-
steel ribbed condoms
-
a russian wedding
-
where uboats floated
-
everyone kept skolling
-
not knowing that
-
they drunk Petrol
-
their milk shakes
-
down the wharf
-
with very smelly
-
nissan silvia SR20's
-
that were rusted
-
worth filling up
-
made of doghair
-
down in miami
-
the druglords were
-
and gangsters roamed
-
with dark sunglasses
-
that were hiding
-
their moll's pizza
-
with red G's
-
bolder holders protruding
-
after silicone jobs
-
past their knees
-
to ankle country
-
while emailling him
-
bank account details
(doin it now brother)
-
for king crab
-
Eleanor mag wheels
-
are very shiny
-
like polished knobs
-
made of butter
-
and baked beans
-
ontop of pillows
-
called "FUN BAGS"
-
bouncy bouncy bounce
-
being free & easy
-
suspended with lace
-
and brown sugar
-
dripping from her
-
big left toe
-
jam smeared in
-
smelly footpath mines
-
like moose knuckles
-
hot barby that
-
make people hurl
-
bannana's at elephants
-
at german shite
-
What will they
-
think of next
-
Sergeant Ritchies's superannuation
-
contributed by guyk1967
-
bourbons and cokes
-
ass kicking housewife
-
because BOB* disintegrated
* BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend
-
from the chandelier
-
unlike her cans
-
she's angry now
-
bruises and gashes
-
washer and dryer
-
into the laundry
-
for 24 months
-
But she wanted
-
a car wash
-
and a waxing
-
in both places
-
unmarked $100 bills
-
left over from
-
his token of
-
reeks of stupidity
-
always breaks down
-
refuse to come
-
to set alight
-
and some marshmallows
-
a Holden BBQ
-
powered by LPG
-
"Bad Boy Bubby"
-
then went to
-
his mums house
-
and hid under
-
a red frog
-
her roast lamb
-
was toasted with
-
tom cruise and
-
hot smoked sandals
-
large chesnuts with
-
round green snot
-
clung to the
-
walls and ceiling
-
of the caravan
-
with french nickers
-
strung along with
-
blood soaked boogers
-
and hot dogs
-
from naughty girls
-
with long legs
-
and very busty
-
white felt hats
-
coressing their tight
-
bits causing other
-
people writing fast
-
coz their fast
-
and rewrite words
-
L O L
-
damn yank muppets:-)
-
that are sexy
-
laughing and chucking
-
to the bank
-
tore a newone
-
the yanks head
-
new 55" TV
-
with yellow custard
-
entire right side
-
of the fender
-
that was gay
-
and liked ricers
-
with CA18 turbos
-
and big spoilers
-
with GReddy stickers
-
rollin on 24s
-
whilst molesting her
-
little brown dog
-
who bit his
-
Was dripping with
-
mojo because the
-
rubber glove split
-
right between her
-
nice warm thighs
-
started to melt
-
talking his usual
-
$17k mustang cars
-
that dont seem
-
to be good
-
cuz people cant
-
accept a cheap
-
and often old
-
pair of jocks
-
from ya sister
-
who is also
-
is wayyyy hot
-
and likes to
-
cook big burgers
-
on sunday arvo's
-
down at the
-
beach watching whales
-
where they now
-
panel beat scarecrows
-
made from gold
-
plated corolla's with
-
Lexus big brothers
-
and Mazda buzzers
-
paying homage to
-
The Burger King
-
and the clown
-
with purple shoes
-
ate the pussy
-
including the hair
-
from the underbelly
-
and the sphincter
-
from Egypt who
-
shoots goats nads
-
for his breakfast
-
entree with apple
-
sau to uas..................................
-
and a large
-
helping of tripe
-
"YUCK" said the
-
big black man
-
with thirteen kids
-
and four mums
-
and galve iron
-
spend spend spend
-
no no no :)
-
buy buy buy
-
said the busdriver
-
to the taxi
-
-ing plane down
-
the interstate highway
-
cookin a barbie
-
with blowfly's everywhere
-
...even on the
-
tomato sauce bottle
-
and kanga snags
-
and charcoaled joeys
-
with bbq sauce
-
and sauteed koala
-
on a sesame
-
seed possum burger
-
was served with
-
crazy swedish chicks
-
who flew right
-
over Ayers Rock
-
with golden G tans
-
and shaved.... armpits
-
blowing in the
-
cool autumn wind
-
that fed the
-
baby stealing dingo
-
called thomas wilson :+
-
not Wilson Pickett
-
not owen wilson?
-
or Tori Wilson
-
hey MR Wilson
-
Yes Mr Champion
-
resting or hurling
-
coz hes sick
-
in the head
-
and kinda crazy
-
for an Eleanor
-
supercharged of course
-
and pimped out
-
black n red
-
with fuzzy dice
-
and neon lights
-
a rice queen
-
looking for her
-
sweet and sour
-
warheads that were
-
molesting another goat
-
named gruff who
-
wasa billy goat
-
up to early
-
sneaky business with
-
another blue car
-
called BOB who
-
was a ghost
-
and really scary
-
but really wanted
-
white shirted asian
-
frock with frills
-
who love him
-
dearly and would
-
sucky sucky $1
-
oh long time
-
and dream of
-
Genie and Derwood
-
and a shelby
-
with a fuel
-
injected 428 beast
-
and a smile
-
and a coke
-
down by the
-
the size of
-
a miami hurricane
-
heading out west
-
while towing a
-
rain storm ahead:-)
-
Looking good today
-
work work work
-
Hopefully no rain
-
at nudist colony
-
or at the
-
toyota car owners
-
want to upgrade
-
to real muscle
-
and buy mustangs
-
with big V8s
-
and a supercharger
-
without the pressure
-
of impressing people
-
on a donkey
-
in southern Iraq
-
with 4 Chickies
-
and a rooster
-
and ur sister
-
having group 5ex
-
for kevin rudd
-
with the $900
-
molesting a mustang
-
whilst dreaming of
-
white laced women
-
on a sandy
-
a big genie
-
once ate a
-
green fried apple
-
and hated it
-
broom broom broom
-
said the chimp
-
to the preist
-
ur not real
-
then he farted
-
and it killed
-
the aussie battler
-
causing a stink
-
up north state
-
and the fog
-
cleared....Boobies ruled
-
the big screen
-
in Swedan when
-
the swedish chef
-
covered oil over
-
the female patrons
-
and his assistant's
-
hair caught fire
-
because of the
-
match-ing ear rings
-
in her lower
-
boobies boobies boobies
-
but everyone looked
-
again at her
-
left foot, as
-
it was HOT
(cos she swedish)
-
and very firm
-
sun ripened cantelopes
-
yummy ripe fruit
-
dripping with juice
-
and no pips
-
her mouth salivating
-
from prickly pears
-
and furry peaches
-
that were smoooooth
-
from the rubbing::
-
and deep penatration
-
whipped cream and
-
cutting compound on
-
chocolate sauce with
-
strawberries and whitewalls
-
Black rubber vagina's (the Kmart brand)
-
The Kmart brand?;w
-
where, what section ?.
-
K-Mart Brand Failed
-
where you assemble
-
long floppy spanners
-
gooey taco sauce
-
and better Fetta
-
man plays with
-
his american beer
-
and white rabbits
-
a Great White
-
ghost called Casper
-
who was friendly
-
but had punished
-
his local member
-
of the KKK
-
of his genitals
-
on burnt toast
-
and no food
-
the windy city
-
smoked green jelly
-
running naked through
-
city centres with
-
florists and hairdressers
-
cutting off there
-
it on sexswings
-
and jam Lamingtons
-
with oozing cream
-
cakes and big
-
serves of sausage
-
on toasted buns
-
with no pickle
-
and heaps of
-
other fattening stuff
-
to raise cholesterol
-
but we know
-
bowels hold secrets
-
especially when they
-
Bondi beach cigars
-
Picnics and Chokitos
-
aftermath of curry
-
in a hurry
-
his bowels gurgling
-
emissions in parliament
-
used a peg
-
and a plug
-
friends on Facebook
-
then another one
-
a big burnout
-
whacking Kevin's car
-
give his Xwife
-
a bullet "bang"
-
and its over
-
and your happy
-
Shivers....that's radical
-
when the Canberrians
-
its ALL OVER
-
and the bombs
-
the other house
-
full of monkeys
-
and classic cars
-
two white sheep
-
and an engine
-
was a windsor
-
with 351 heads
-
it started purring
-
poured engine milk
-
all over granny
-
in her bra
-
games!! lets start
-
straightening bent bananas
-
tassie winters day
-
producing spectacular prangs
-
and great slides
-
stepped out sideways
-
new nissan skyline
-
in reverse sideways
-
then punched 2nd
-
while sending emails
-
with his Ipod
-
fully sick bro
-
huge 20" subs
-
windows and seat
-
started looking like
-
Byron Bay hippies
-
dreaming of mustangs
-
whilst smoking bongs
-
firehose on em
-
with camels walking
-
and emails sending
-
ricer owners troppo
-
torque V's talk
-
big big engines
-
its all fun
-
in the world
-
of trashy women
-
and 3days growth
-
a Danneman cigar
-
which was inserted
-
big man's gob
-
and lite both
-
in a large
-
double mushroom cloud
-
which smelled like
-
banana's dancing on
:a
-
a clear biopsy
-
that is sensational
-
said the doctor
-
I havent seen
-
such a HUGE
-
appendage like that
-
his role in
-
Guinness records book
-
for having the
-
biggest and longest
-
lunch ever eaten
-
on a Friday
-
with 7 dwarfs
-
engaging in group
-
travel with dwarfettes
-
sitting naked at
-
the doctor with
-
a big cold
-
and a hot
-
and the receptionist
-
Is still trembling
-
at the sight
-
of my manhood
-
Of two inches
-
that he grew
-
in his trousers
-
using seaweed fertiliser
-
and a tin
-
with a pulley
-
of old ladies
-
with false teeth
-
who removed them
-
to suck on
-
his local member
-
his Love Shack
-
spinning to the
-
beats of Neil
-
diamond and the
-
Sillywhackers bush band
-
while beneath them
-
a rattlesnake slid
-
silently and dangerously
-
with its tail
-
stuck under the
-
red velvet couch
-
with female stains :+
-
from trowelled make-up
-
and snail trails
-
The Dark Side
-
using a stairway
-
to Heaven and
-
meanwhile the elephant
-
did Tarzan impersonations
-
on trunk calls
-
couple of pygmies
-
their little bones
-
their bloated torsos
-
old camel toes
-
dipped in hot
-
sifted gorilla dandruff
-
thick black scwishy
-
and accompanied by
-
a very short
-
a mammoth disaster.
-
Her new 08Roush
;2
-
roared to life
-
when she pumped
-
up the tyres
-
and her implants
-
expanded to 42D's
-
her areolas bursting
-
into another dimension
-
and her nipples
-
a large amount
-
of yummy chocolate
-
like Cherry Ripes
-
like a present
-
with black hair
-
protruding from her
-
rather large nostrils
-
like a pig
-
at a Barmitzvah
-
in the mountains
-
are very sexy
;w
-
the young women
-
who have minimal
-
goat wandering navels
-
black facial hair
-
where god doesnt
-
punish extramarital affairs
-
with white girls
-
even when they
-
say stupid things
-
and can't cook
-
pretzels or water
-
being stripped down
-
for sand blasting
-
...project CASPER begins
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-
What ghostly apparition
-
appeareth before me?
-
No pretty ghoul ?.
-
alas poor yorick
-
carnally most probably
-
spread like her
-
legs....when skating
-
white hot fluids
-
set of huge
-
rusting from lack
-
spit and polish
-
from thrusting the
-
afterburners to full
-
and waking up
-
on the moon
-
With no oxygen
-
bee's mussy can
-
spew out carbonmonoxide
-
like a Peterbilt
-
On anabolic steroids
-
for muscle cars
-
which were spotted
-
by some homies
-
saying foolly sik
-
chk chk BOOM
-
chick chich .....chickachacar!!!!
-
do bom bom
-
while the babes
-
go crazy over
-
American Muscle Cars
-
and in particular
-
and '67 coupes
-
into station wagons
-
with frontwheel drive
-
and big 24s
-
by some whacker
-
with gold chains
-
pimpin young ho's
-
member of parliment
-
with his ute
-
900 for us
-
guns and ammunition
-
all the aliens
-
the nation's capital
-
capital classic's store
-
a special jacket
-
and thousands of
-
stick together with
-
fried chicken livers
-
worse than before
-
and used forks
-
towards that magical
-
street numbered 100
-
pairs of nickers
-
Man sized flute
-
maybe size 100
-
lip of my
-
showed the girls
-
to some extent
-
amount of insects
-
thing that hung
-
but still prickly
-
hold in your
-
horse to say
-
worship it's splendour
-
all to walk
-
trying to imagine
-
circle work near
-
Malcolm Turnbull's house
-
Full of dung
-
beetles talking crap
-
that tasted like
-
over to the
-
local rubbish tip
-
to catch up
-
who bend the
-
rules and multiply
-
through great pain
-
wow 101 pages.
-
of life changing
-
mind boggling stuff
-
providing many hours
-
of fun packed
-
illegal but good
-
mind bending technology
-
when their bored
-
Little lives get
-
a headache from
-
being so constipated
-
from salty foods
-
like anchovies...yuk
-
and full of
-
beans and rice
-
and all things
-
black and blue
-
after a spanking
-
that all enjoyed
-
from their superhot
-
had 15 children
-
with different partners
-
like my X
-
and intimate pleasures
-
as a wombat
-
after twelve stubbies
-
of tasty roots
-
before blundering off
-
talkin DRIBBLE and
-
being a nice
-
when really he
-
webbed toes and
-
little pointy ears
-
like Micheal Jackson
-
in what colour
-
were his nuts
-
they were maroon
-
or that wierd
-
depending on their
-
hands of an
-
out of control
-
brown energetic monkey
-
by one of
-
the Jackson five
-
but not Michael
-
cos chimps don't
-
like to sing
-
they prefer to
-
beat it. Nowadays
-
someone has to
-
bash the monkeys
-
with a glove
-
can now relax
-
coz they know
-
very bignstuff using
-
with lots of
-
without wacko Jacko
-
attempting to screw
-
my Xwife's large
-
smoking rear exhaust
-
get the kids
-
stimulate her economy
-
that hangs between
-
her large inflated
-
her bank balance
-
venomous trouser snake
-
with two heads
-
who iza parrot
-
with no teeth
-
and hairy armpits
-
foul gaseous odour
-
like a bad
-
people without nosepegs
-
to young children
-
with continence issues
-
followed ina twinkle
-
that needed plugging
-
because golden showers
-
can sometimes go
-
on for hours
-
after a slab
-
been gulped down
-
using dogs as
-
ugly fat chicks
-
way she treated
-
her other cars
-
that stunk like
-
but was undeterred
-
was made from
-
custard like substance
-
anything made from
-
human flesh or
-
fresh human fluids
-
which he drank
-
like a fish
-
with a hairy
-
lip below the
-
nearly everything that
-
including it's large
-
helmet like protuberance
-
with fresh abalone
-
where only brave
-
have the ability
-
sexy and revealing
-
toe nails which
-
anyone could see
-
they're too long
-
attention from the
-
messy chainsaw amputation
-
tearing of sheets
-
from her bed
-
stampede of flamingo's
-
of the oncoming
-
total warp speed
-
visiting via Whittlesea
-
with three chevs
-
in his aim
-
his beast roaring
-
and guns ready
-
for stray pollies
-
who do nothing
-
but run away
-
from real work
-
and the Heven
-
an ambush of
-
Kombi's with smoke
-
that hole everyone
-
but there was
-
a sneaking feeling
-
like a 428CJ
-
just out of
-
a Candyapple respray
-
and total rebuild
-
with many pictures
-
ready to pounce
-
whilst smoking dunlops
-
like a skunk
-
oh so good
-
for a while
-
then it smelled
-
like something from
-
my ex wife's
-
rubber coated long
-
that she bought
-
at the Cross
-
from "Bruno" the
-
gay fashion icon
-
wearing his crutchless
-
and completely bottomless
-
fake hair piece
-
where matt at
-
Mardi Gras Central
-
on the float
-
free leather chaps
-
coz IM weird
-
but bloody good
-
at corona tours
-
and being pissed
-
off at posters
-
of Kevin Rudd
-
and some other
-
gay muppets wearing
-
R's liquor polly
-
junketting on us
-
wasting big dollars
-
that could be
-
used for my
-
personal slush fund
-
which pays for
-
Mustang fuel and
-
fast stroker motors
-
and many slabs
-
of aussie beef
-
of baked beans
-
causing disgusting flatulence
-
that are occupied
-
by old wrinkly
-
getting their weekly
-
that helps stiffen
-
up the old
-
keep hanging around
-
blood flow problem
-
causing lack of
-
conquest's he could
-
remember and escapades
-
he wishes that
-
and consequently he
-
went absolutely nuts
-
like Hitler watching
-
two frogs mate
-
or Michael jackson
-
dancing in the
-
Grand Final entertainment
-
and his tiny
-
half stoned and
-
p*ssed as newts
-
because he had
-
with cat urine
-
from twenty moggies
-
dim sim factories
-
in Shandong province
-
that was being
-
festival of pussy
-
opener's favourite bat
-
of frog sauce
-
copius amounts of
-
ya mums undies
-
with t*rds filtered
-
long strands of
-
corn fibres and
-
carrots and mashed
-
chalk and toast
-
hamster donut full
-
you usually find
-
on a billboard
-
with HOT chicks
-
that were showing
-
off there very
-
well rounded and
-
firm hard set
-
twin styled puppies
-
team of very
-
highly skilled monkeys
-
drinkin smirnof and
-
yelling really loudly
-
coz caps lock
-
is stuck on
-
55 inch monitor
-
with mud SPAM
-
and cool pictures
-
of hotties holding
-
Cold frosty beers
-
with FIRm nipples
-
and super tight
-
rear end's that
-
could crack walnuts
-
and also open
-
more frosty beers
-
to share with
-
Me and everyone
-
else, including the
-
white folk from
-
hot wet miami
-
girls gone wild
-
down on their
-
big fat hairy
-
aromatic, cheese encrusted
-
potatoe salad lookin
-
frilly lace covered
-
pillow. Then we
-
made some cars
-
with big block
-
supercharged 351 strokers
-
that ate ricers
-
when they get
-
in groups of
-
six or more
-
pack animals) like
-
which started in
-
or around Moe
-
that are seen
-
in tracksuits and
-
and on balls
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-
of excreted bubblegum
-
and green things
-
that look snotty
-
whilst rolling with
-
chucky beef stew
-
smelling like a
-
black monkey eating
-
his girlfriend wearing
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-
a cheesy grin
-
stopping sand from
-
entering her private
-
where her 7
-
battery little helper
-
with belt attached
-
powered hammer mode
-
to allow multiple
-
most comfortable position
-
with ample support
-
of her huge
-
climbed on her
-
sniffed her underwear
-
coz they like
-
while buying lots
-
many many cars
-
from penthouse forums
-
with eye popping
-
and mouth watering
-
and many rebuilds
-
from the outback
-
who has never
-
eatin chinese food
-
or hair pie
-
tiger snake shake
-
that was mixed
-
left hind leg
-
of well mashed
-
tasty witchety grubs
-
that were found
-
next to tom's
-
friday night favourite
-
beverage and dessert
-
in haste because
-
thrown up on
-
filling the glovebox
-
pie floaters from
-
in Kings Cross
-
that were pretty
-
they had their
-
trousers around their
-
Neil Diamond concerts
-
and bean poles
-
the other veggies
-
in the group
-
that liked licking
-
soft soggy green
-
keepers unwashed socks
-
jam and other
-
assorted juicy bloated
-
fungas from previous
-
x wives and
-
hairy lesbian lovers
-
that rode harleys
-
around Adelaide city
-
with sticks up
-
her dopey boyfriends
-
left crusty white
-
freshly starched undies
-
with traces of
-
labour party policies
-
of good favors
-
and total denile
-
just as the
-
like Sargeant's boots
-
all over his
-
which matches his
-
shiny engorged helmet
-
with ear muffs
-
and wool cravat
-
hanging from his
-
a pearl necklace
-
from his Dad
-
both at once
-
Rove's new place
-
with Carrie Bickmore
-
for a swingers
-
party with Bruno
-
himself playing with
-
Mimi and Pink
-
uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʇıɹʍ
-
on the wall
-
of his crystal
-
looking square object
-
and his balls
-
which were coloured
-
black or white
-
depending on the
-
and wheather it
-
endures the incessant
-
direct the flow
-
on to the
-
drug induced dancer
-
catching his hair
-
he sells cans
-
small children that
-
because he supplied
-
because the fluoride
-
colour and smelt
-
of her mums
-
old funny emails
-
with weird things
-
from bloody yanks
-
had bought more
-
to show how
-
determined to spill
-
of nightsoil buckets
-
from massive burnouts
-
started drinking beer
-
with Uncle Ralph
-
tent full off
-
nude trapeze artists
-
get caught in
-
each others dangling
-
their long hair
-
as they swung
-
Till IT happened
-
believe it or
-
collided with a
-
exentric old man
-
on a ladder
-
that had his
-
middle finger caught
-
in his crack
-
remove it with
-
rusty chainsaws which
-
woke the neighbourhood
-
because they sounded
-
like a squealing
-
walrus caught between
-
two ductaped females
-
with hot oil
-
the boat that
-
bloody caught fire
-
when two penguins
-
rubbed sticks together
-
cells that destroyed
-
the Holden comode
-
(thank god)... as
-
they dropped anchor
-
do the dance
-
from a radio
-
playin Michael Jackson's
-
deep inside a
-
with cabbage men
-
using hot chilli
-
deflated soccer ball
-
onto a moving
-
the sydney mardigras
-
grabbing a hairy
-
non stop until
-
jumped the gutter
-
over the jumping
-
to be wearing
-
her shaved little
-
armpits which exposed
-
a tatoo of
-
an animal impersination
-
involving both hands
-
weird little thing
-
the magic valley
-
eaten for lunch
-
if blind folded
-
standing next too
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big hairy bikers
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at the blue
-
oyster bar counter
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in uniforms resembling
-
Bookie's debt collectors
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looking for tight
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that show their
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big enough to
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swipe credit cards
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or hide the
-
longways and also
-
account across her
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which says :{
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the next reply
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is much better
-
than the usual
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3 word story
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because its forever
-
returning to cracks
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of champaign comedy
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with webcams of
-
nook and crany
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in the haunted
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house boat floating
-
MOCA car park
-
V8 powered pony's
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twisted mind owners
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checking out the
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help service stations
-
quota of expensive
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sucked down carby's
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beer skulling competition
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drunk at 7am
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the 14th crownie
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with brandy chasers :2
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and flaming sambucca'a
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and pearly oysters
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then flaking out
-
dreaming that Angelina
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fire breathing dragon
-
wearing a slinky
-
misplaced peircing and
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nervertheless, always touching
-
That special place
-
waiting for him
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to get bitten
-
ripoff prick artist
-
cant say names:w
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many other alias's
-
of little spies
-
typing flat out
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latte's while eating
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donuts whilst lifting
-
building an empire
-
with exeptional firewalls
-
made from something
-
furry and resembling
-
a woolly mammoth
-
with an annoying
-
cleared the grandstand
-
only for so
-
sun came out
-
of your pussy
miaow!
-
scammed some mates
-
out off their
-
when they cooked
-
saying their sister
-
was really not
-
get cheap fastbacks
-
seal called sofie
-
date with the
-
Nigerian chick called
-
police - identity thief
-
is that icecream
(http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/tt107/projectcasper/shapeimage_21.jpg)
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its just weird
-
that I wake
-
at sparrow's again
-
feeling rather sorry
-
that I wet
-
because the cat
(http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt4/rrfan1/keyboardcat.gif)
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was on crack
-
up in Jersey
-
with his homies
-
someone less windy
-
bloody unfinished cars
-
cuz he could not finish em
-
big bald head
-
of big dollars
-
miami police department
-
hidden asian brides
-
so they remain
-
in his garage
-
until the sunset
-
falls and they
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each others headlights
-
got sucked cleaned
-
by so many
-
they lined up
-
for further action
-
thats an auction :f
-
like other junk
-
advertised with naked
-
ladies with their
-
very revealling, colourful
-
pink under garments
-
that respectfully covered
-
that men try
-
impossible happen by
-
if all else
-
one in the
-
know has tried
-
and most have
-
to the crazy
-
antics as displayed
-
when V8 addicts
-
come together too
-
create havoc to
-
all for nothing
-
and wicked 1/4's
-
through the threads
-
with the smell
-
Fosters wafting around
-
young blonde take
-
making her more
-
blonder than Sheri
:w:w:w:w:w:w
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an awesome pair
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and expensive Raybans
-
under my bed
-
,,,,Datzhow she Rolz!
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of jealous mates
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who not only
-
but also liked
-
socialising with similar
-
crazy women from
-
pole dancing clubs
-
that often grabbed
-
any shaft around
-
to his supercharged
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ride on mower
-
but sounds like
-
Hevs lumpy created
-
me feel better
-
except for the
-
fuel bills that
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seem to be
-
cheesing the missus
-
she can't buy
-
AFF membership anymore
-
but likes watching
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and can buy
-
outfits hugging every
-
tight slithering gap
-
lump and bump
-
that you can
-
touch and feel
-
and get arrested
-
in chains and
-
restraints for just
-
hugh hefners evil
-
but popular centrefold
-
slimy wet lizards
-
filled up on
-
the dashboard with
-
Mr Sheen and
-
some really weird
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greasy rubber chickens
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with skulls everywhere
-
scaring everyone sh*tless
-
from the Galaxie500
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not for long
-
coz there scary
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for a girl
-
but youra' MANIAC
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On the floor
-
said Sophie Seal
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after she blew
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damn u mo:]
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you post stealer
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and stooge man
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for the riff-raff
-
and assorted types
-
to bloody early
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and bed ridden
-
or austar here
-
crap in hospitals
-
but the nurses
-
back at the
-
popular Hooters bar
-
people where honking
-
with their hands
-
over wifey's eyes
-
on rock and
-
steriophonics a blazzzzzinnn!!!
-
and cares gone
-
by the wayside
-
with spud's echomaster
-
in a 60's period
-
Beachboy's song fest
-
torn off her
-
as they hurtled
-
in an Eleanor
-
built by guess
-
the mystery men
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hard at it
-
heading there now
-
to buy mashmellows
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and some more
-
fine line tape
-
to tie up
-
those rascally rabbits
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coz theyre really
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m303/smokesomekill/Comments-Fun-6/rabbits-41.jpg)
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quite big critters
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bang fking bang
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so very tasty
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with white sauce
-
not to mention
-
a cold one
:2
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wash it down
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of that fur
-
with blue dogs
-
dropping poop everywhere
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in the spaceshuttle
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/kimasabe/FINAL%20FRONTIER/EndeavourSpaceShuttle-NASA-2009.jpg)
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now thats cool
-
but wait! it's
-
a brick with
-
a meteor attached
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and carton of
-
cuz being in
-
is thirsty work
-
men with hats
-
shoot the little
-
rednecks in chevys
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coz there homies
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with baggy pants
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hats on backwards
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with low self
-
control always texting
-
to their hoes
-
their very large
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tramp stamped behinds
-
like my wife
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commotion at the
-
local cop shop
-
whilst pulling up
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non functional underwear
-
leopard skin leotards
-
as the door
-
the back door
-
of course it
-
was not the
-
easiest way to
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to her friends
-
nice round firm
-
chocolate mud cake
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all in one
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cells, counter and
-
for the party
-
without Paris hopefully
-
new monopoly game
-
(http://www.weblo.com/celebrity/Singer_Musician/The_Rolling_Stones/455266/)
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without passing go
-
Trafalgar Square via
-
the east coast
-
and finally ending
-
up in the
-
no parking zone
-
fat biker chick
-
close to camel
-
with two humps
-
and gas problems
-
compress any tighter
(http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv120/blackrose67/britney-spears-camel-toe-1.jpg)(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/titsmagee_06/camel_toe.jpg)
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because of the
-
rush of blood
-
of shocking language
-
circumstances she had
-
the leather whip
-
and riding harness
-
of the camel
-
that gave her
-
a nasty bite
-
right on the
-
round tight hard
-
and PERFECTLY shaped
-
buckets of cash
-
invested into her
-
sweet sweet ride
-
she could then
-
run forever on
-
grandads revolting looking
-
at the rear
-
of his sandpit
-
where nobody goes
-
more than once
-
or you will
-
and will find
-
this really neat
-
browsing others cars
-
for hints on
-
buying all things
-
others don't want
-
or care too
-
throw away like
-
a pair of
-
old jock straps
-
with more holes
-
than rusty Mustangs
-
from uncle Aurthers
-
he only liked
-
with teeth in
-
but without his
-
gold nipple ring
-
because back in
-
did something terrible!
-
bought a holden!
-
What a piece
-
holden motorcars are
-
when they can't
-
stay together for
-
Holden ended up
-
with big superchargers
-
on little engines
-
that were very
-
noisy on topgear
-
when her mother
-
the merry queen
-
and devoted car
-
throw 22" rims
-
to impress the
-
scraping speed bumps
-
loader than a
-
hoarhouse in texas
-
although it wasn't
-
next to Allen
-
one of a
-
strict bondage mistress
-
who loved slapping
-
the turkey on
-
her head for
-
sexual pleasures when
-
the unbelievable happened
-
without any warning
-
everyone in the
-
including the stunning
-
local lady cop
-
hot rubber chicken
-
fresh set of
-
that could handle
-
the scorching handles
-
boiling pot of
-
reeking of garlic
-
and sounding like
-
a rupturing volcano
-
spewing turnips everywhere
-
nice mixture of
-
dinosaur eggs and
-
yikes......hatching them
-
would require more
-
than Jurasic Park
-
knackers surprised scientists
-
man size hoverboards
-
turkish dancing and
-
scientific calculations to
-
save the world
-
muck around the
-
the wheelie bin
-
which resulted in
-
my ex wife
-
making friends with
-
the garbo and
-
smelling like him
-
making you wonder
-
why you'd bother
-
ever getting married
-
instead of just
-
slamming your stick
-
into the nearest
-
large black hole
-
the tortured sky
-
why lord why
-
why not said
-
by the tip
-
of an iceberg
-
fancied a penguin
-
the bledisloe cup
-
he was worthy
-
crazy as a
-
Mad hatter who
-
couldn't make up
-
streaking or not
-
when it was
-
a beautiful day
-
at the asylum
-
were all crossthreaded
-
and exposed with
-
dreadful peeling sunburn
-
not to mention
-
a sore *ss
-
jocks causing wedgies
-
and serious chafing
-
and speaking of
-
this goat that
-
was really crosseyed
-
and very very
-
sang in Opera
-
as well as
-
transplanting fractured brains
-
into racing greyhounds
-
that invested gold
-
in dodgy banks
-
that ate chips
-
with a toothpick
-
made from French
-
Renault axle grease
-
that tasted of
-
smoked salmon patties
-
as the Bishop
-
man from U.N.C.L.E.
-
with audacious perspicacity
-
Lockheed C-141 Starlifter
-
full of caviar
-
and Belarus Tractors
-
in an attempt
-
to harvest cowdung
-
used in cosmetics
-
to fix wrinkles
-
on old cows
-
simply isn't enough
-
weight of guilt
-
of the Governer
-
or a divorce
-
whose hit record
-
your local Dantes
-
where lava flows
-
coffee bean residues
-
distressing in nature
-
and Heaven scent
-
angels cry out
-
gastro intestinal discomfort
-
getting the squirts
-
into silk stockings
-
way back home
-
by garden gnomes
-
sour taste in
-
in the end
-
except matter itself
-
and it's everywhere
-
that don't matter
-
a toss really
-
matter of fact
-
i've got one
-
hundred little puppies
-
crapping over my
-
67 GTA Mustang
-
punish them because
-
i also had
-
an important appointment
-
who is super
-
men want to
-
supply a sample
-
of their precious
-
only sometimes when
-
something was flashed
-
before their eyes
-
something so sacred
-
even peek without
-
of the angry
-
broken down old
-
grumpy nurse but
-
worse than that
-
has put his
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tickled her fancy
-
which resulted in
-
a judicious emolument
-
but resulted in
-
something really confusing
-
the sighting of
-
this mortal coil
-
springs and axles
-
billy cart wheels
-
and sumersaults too
-
not to mention
-
he said cautiusly
-
restaurant ventriliquist ascended
-
higher than a
-
hangmans daughters aspirations
-
before she realised
-
the trapdoor fell
-
releasing thousands of
-
planets from orbit
-
creating a catastrophic
-
source of all
-
sexy mustangs and
-
three, two, one
-
firing order of
-
the papal cannons
-
sang rock'n'roll inside
-
the 67 fastback
-
with a rubber
-
duck by his
-
hot spandex nurse
-
her automotive consult
-
he wet his
-
Rubber latex jocks
-
which flooded the
-
nurses cat suit
-
with matching boots
-
that were very
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m305/FracturedPerfection/Anime%20And%20Realistic%20Pics/Things%20I%20Want%20To%20Draw/Reference/Clothing/Nurses%20and%20Doctors/A_nurse_for_Bing_by_Alyz.jpg)
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sexy, thought trog
-
hunters were alive
-
And dreaming of
-
REALLY HOT NURSES
(http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/dameistro/veyhotchick.jpg)
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dual front airbags
-
that'd suffocate ya
-
Oh My God!
-
I've been done
-
in your face
-
like a bad
-
egg shoved up
-
starship that entered
-
the Omega quadrant
-
near Planet Vulcan
-
space heater suppliers
-
that burnt her
-
small cute little
-
goldfish named Fluffy
-
like a paratrooper
-
although it could
-
be explained by
-
Occums razer strap
-
that held my
-
pixel proton penetrator
-
that permeated the
-
outer rim of
-
quantum flux variance
-
capacitor overloading the
-
phase dylithium crystels
-
and deflector shield
-
creating one hell
-
of a nightmare
-
leaving 190 ducks
-
licking the beast
-
and crapping everywhere
-
coz she was
-
as she was
-
Waiting for pics:+
-
of mind blowing
-
alien dimension travellers
-
with pointy ears
-
and gigantic round
-
rubbery yet firm
-
toes complete the
-
or maybe twice
-
high stress including
-
surgery of the
-
all the Wombles
-
were wilbledon common
-
types but their
-
pet godzillas ate
-
and then started
-
to rampage and
-
shriek out loudly
-
because its fingers
-
grabbed the wingers
-
to an area
-
hidden from view
-
but not pain
-
Xwifes would enjoy
-
rotting in hell
-
d1ck called chainsaw
-
making the xwife
-
throw up on
-
your Xspaceship that
-
entered warp speed
-
Mum's army boots
-
out in the
-
Pacific oceans largest
-
around lunch time
-
an oily wizard
-
exercised his intentions
-
to the milkmaid
-
from outer space
-
with a condom
-
made of aluminum
-
foil which chafed
-
the whole platoon
-
of kangaroos who
-
danced with Lenin
-
but the Poles
-
and the miles
-
from the battle
-
over megan fox
-
and wolf man
-
was barking because
-
the moon's out
-
of reach as
-
megan fox but
-
then again Curly
-
Moe's mustache poked
-
through the heavens
-
and reached inside
-
his pants pocket
-
and was surprised
-
to find a
-
to find seven
-
maids a milking
-
two bulls and
-
covered in cheese
-
whiz said Gomez
-
the macho nacho
-
a dozen mellow
-
of the largest
-
yellow bananas at
-
the local tip
-
all squishy and
-
and other diseases
-
large doses of
-
the yellow skins
-
or even foreskins
-
or threeskins even
-
signs of soreness
-
from Madam Lash
-
and losing control
-
like most women
-
do when p*ssed
-
PMT kills any
-
if not all
-
reasoning resulting in
-
and purse strings
-
along the watchtower
-
tightening like a
-
right testicle off
-
the angry big
-
like creature that
-
but ate anything
-
that came his
-
way in buses
-
painted grabber orange
-
,vans and trucks
-
moving steadily westward
-
probably more southwestward
-
has the hots
-
nobody knows why
-
were 2nd exit
-
keep left then
-
go straight then
-
onward ever upward
-
till the roundabout
-
by the windmill
-
followed by a
-
a goat jumped
-
with velcro gloves
-
and a tuba
-
playing looney tunes
-
so I ventured
-
closer so I
-
wouldn't be lost
-
among the paper
-
mache trees and
-
wild animal pies
-
fine with showers
-
left on hot
-
tar for the
-
dogs with onions
-
that caused flatulence
-
and blew up
-
that blue flame
-
that burns eternally
-
altogether causing another
-
podiatrists with balloons
-
up their jumpers
-
not to mention
-
the lawsuit for
-
and over endowed
-
much like Pamela
-
held big breaths
-
and drank orange
-
cordial, soaked with
-
nine elderly mermaids
-
from their smelly
-
from an auction
-
that also oozed
-
green smelly stuff
-
of the ogres
-
and their husbands
-
goldfish which sang
-
waltzing matilda whilst
-
dyslexic dogs gud
-
up the remains
-
Funk and Wagnell
-
which was carried
-
by ten votes
-
and a Wombat
-
through the cosmos
-
when hands raised
-
in holy prayer
-
and a wing
-
supply of hotties
-
soothe the savage
-
of sandcastle virtues
-
naked flame thrower
-
of insane jealousy
-
forlorn downcast eyes
-
and webbed feet
-
the symptoms of
-
in nuclear irradiated
-
causing a growth
-
spurt and green
-
the microwaved parokeets
-
and two headed
-
spitting chips and
-
funny laughs like
-
became a politician
-
and ate lesbians
-
with pickled herring
-
or was it,
-
No, she thought
-
it must be
-
It was then,
-
too late since
-
the amazing miracle
-
the electric bunion
-
to power Bigfoot
-
Christmas Pudding Tree
-
including the amazing
-
flying fridge magnet
-
cold yet attractive
-
post spectrum wavelengths
-
that by nature
-
according to Jedi
-
from 'is Mum
-
evolved from a
-
ape." so why
-
and not fly
-
or by QANTAS
-
cuz they ca'nt
-
they must use
-
rubber chicken wings
-
to achieve their
-
uplift because rubber
-
keeps it up
-
longer and stronger
-
Compared to the
-
nasal spray which
-
Isn't cost effective
-
the flocculated particles
-
the distribution of
-
which causes nerve
-
action to higher
-
duct tape usage
-
at the local
-
hang out spot
-
smelling similar to
-
snapping bras and
-
all in the
-
name of luurve
-
and more stimulus
-
straining blood vessels
-
to an eruption
-
speculation regarding the
-
cuts which never
-
gets you where
-
it causes pleasure
-
because they know
-
just around the
-
bend said Clarissa
-
pointing to her
-
front bottom which
-
was glowing brightly
-
and shaped like
-
a hairy chimpanzees
-
which he loved
-
Hmmm said Zebedee
-
the father of
-
all get out
-
or he will
-
insert his finger
-
like Hopoate and
-
up to the
-
absolute end of
-
a horses ass
-
that burnt like
-
to gas problems
-
and no antacid
-
possibility of finding
-
numerous dead bodies
-
that were rotting
-
hidden in a
-
serial killers back
-
some Aeroplane Jelly
-
of silly putty
-
the black hole
-
of each victim
-
to stop the
-
blood flowing from
-
just as the
-
made the long
-
9.8 m/sec sq. acceleration towards
-
the chocalate factory
-
Where they make
-
lots of mistakes
-
bloody back out
-
totally exploded everywhere
-
falling down disapointed
-
all doomy and
-
pretty damn poor
-
his rubber mellons
-
his 900 back
-
and grinned stupidly
-
at his package
-
with dirty slaggy
-
that included some
-
rather large sheep
-
testicles with gravy
-
and Tom Cruise
-
Couch jumping and
-
And preaching too
-
aliens and how
-
it really stinks
-
forced to do
-
all the cooking
-
of the books
-
annoying blocked dunny
-
bare handed and
-
finding buried deep
-
bit old knickers
-
that were still
-
being worn by
-
the crusty old
-
clown at his
-
final curtain call
-
bloody good mates
-
and looking at
-
his disturbingly large
-
right out front
-
but they clapped
-
out like Lada's
-
Paul and Mary
-
(rest her soul)
-
Cant believe she
-
got those high
-
notes on the
-
top shelf near
-
leftover old smelly
-
rotten cheese which
-
looked like a
-
reject from a
-
pox doctor's picnic
-
or a flying
-
SH1T carters hat
-
that was undeterred
-
shaken not stirred,
-
pushing poo with
-
of an effort
-
and the groans
-
created an unusual
-
as being spiritual
-
the wofty ghost
-
an awful wooft
-
walls covering them
-
with a thick
-
oozing glunky pungent
-
triple cheese burger
-
picked up at
-
Bunnings on my
-
rubbish bin scavenge
-
when the scouts
-
come marching in
-
time with a
-
whole new set
-
and a hole
-
is my second
-
and only chance
-
to win the
-
hot nurse award
-
yes please Matt
-
....er of fact
-
lets get two
-
a'breast and race
-
and the left
-
but don't forget
-
or you could
-
come up short
-
and then KRudd
-
, mustang forum addict,
-
will accuse you
-
of swearing and
-
all in the
-
his 24 7
-
Mustang land where
-
where ever he
-
of more spending
-
taxpayers hard earned
-
purchasing P 0rn litrature
-
and eating cheezels
-
but definately not
-
his emotional baggage
-
into the cheezels
-
then dressing like
-
without his famous
-
bald bonce cap
-
& reflective aviator glasses
-
on top of
-
with half V8's
-
is that v4
-
coffee flavoured BIGM
-
getting back to
-
basics, where is
-
the heart is
-
or the money
-
it's the beer
-
....hot hot nurses
-
offering special services
-
happy endings and
-
love forever after
-
Nassi started this
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x207/autumnehoyle/NaughtyNurse.jpg)
-
hot nurses that
-
lift our................spirits !!
-
To celebrate victory!!!
-
After the enema,
-
that cleaned out
-
all from behind
-
the big block
-
but screwed up
-
the nuts on
-
the front end
-
Resulting in the
-
complete collapse of
-
Morale standards and
-
we loved it
-
like that coz
-
we're bent like
-
Hot, Hot, nurses
-
for more nurses
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/jocumo/Sexy/Nurse.jpg)
-
who gave more
-
than a girlguide
-
handshake from her
-
bigger older sister
-
who is WELL
-
which is good
-
because the doctor
-
said nurses bad
-
at giving.............lollies
-
or giving best
-
a rectal examination
-
in which they
-
chucked up over
-
seat in front
-
on the way
-
to take part
-
in a gang
-
XXX nature that
-
sexier than ever
-
was playing with
-
not letting go
-
his firm grip
-
on his dream
-
bigger as his
-
hot nurse fantasies
-
the biggest nightmare
-
Involving probes and
-
more enemas which
-
rubber gloves smeared
-
bubble gum flavoured
-
turtle turds and
-
attached to Mo's
-
leather option which
-
bright pink with
-
lovely yellow buttons
-
had already been
-
by vomit left
-
after a big
-
night on the
-
ethanol fuel induced
-
pickled sheeps brain
-
in mango sauce
-
just as the
-
nurses arrived to
-
take his temperature
-
with their protruding
-
eyeballs at his
-
rear entry point
-
he clenched his
-
forgive me for
-
not wearing any
-
Calvin Klein socks
-
but, "your hot"
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e173/nikkimarie77/naughtynurse.jpg)
-
in that TuTu
-
when doing pushups
-
in his trousers
-
that showed his
-
pulsating love handles
-
were not really
-
real but were
-
kinda real looking
-
in the photos
-
of Ash's fantastic
-
Furniture sale which
-
a dodgey hamburger
-
was squashed between
-
two edible buns
-
being sesame seeded
-
and a texture
-
like that of
-
cold grease nipples
-
the upper reaches
-
of the nurses
-
as Mo's Puppies
-
bigger than could
-
be restrained by
-
hot psychiatric nurses
-
who keep coming
-
up with new
-
ways to inject
-
high octane fuel
-
up Mo's nose
-
to show how
-
to eliminate backfires
-
and turbulant flow
-
causing unpredictable backfires
-
which were heard
-
from jupiter and
-
smelt on Mars
-
bars. Where's the
-
crack about Uranus
-
on the toilet
-
showing Saturn's ring
-
of fire
-
proof panties stolen
-
from "the drawer"
-
where my magazines
-
were stuck together
-
like the crust
-
left from that
-
peperoni pizza left
-
behind the seat
-
of Kev's limo
-
. Now the nurses
-
have huge syringes
-
full of white
-
enema triggering stuff
-
which tastes like
-
that typical hospital
-
fish and mashed
-
brains dished up
-
with all of
-
the day before
-
looking so delicious
-
but now its
-
ugly green goop
-
and flies buzzing
-
nurse Shermatt's big
-
and instructions on
-
sweet sweet sweet
-
'Mustang Ranch Pie'
-
pinch of a
-
sixteen year old
-
studying aeronautics at
-
NASA when the
-
-
the bottle "WHO
-
put that in
-
and pulled it
-
out wet, that
-
smells like anchovy
-
intestines rolled in
-
in lard from
-
Gennies butt crack
-
of Coles and
-
big fat rat
-
in his undies
-
which is used
-
standing on a
-
huge purple and
-
army looking nurse
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/OzzieFatKid/sexy_army_nurse_15_CO_LA3019.jpg)
-
with clear target
-
painted on her
-
dipstick in hand
-
whilst she washed
-
and blow dried
-
nearly three platoons
-
skid dirty underpants
-
with her mum's
-
pulsating, vibrating and
-
little deuce coupe
-
as hard as
-
Shermats nurses camera
-
and rubber cover
-
over the tip
-
of her tongue
-
getting all excited
-
with the knowledge
-
head job was
-
including big valves
-
and big sprays
-
a foreign object
-
inserted in her
-
rather ample trunk
-
all smooth and
-
right down to
-
of her hips
-
entrance of her
-
little secret pocket
-
lips which looked
-
and when retracted
-
engulfed him whole
-
extremely happy because
-
there was more
-
waiting at home
-
unlocked hidden treasures
-
by inserting a
-
a hooded lock
-
protecting a box
-
soft love petals
-
injection thrust seat
-
throbing, pulsating, shimering
-
large phallus like
-
cream filled imitation
-
quad valved, fuel
-
cells from the
-
chiko roll add
-
three nurses and
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/OzzieFatKid/Nursesblue-1.jpg)
-
look - no hands
-
Thank god she
-
has transparent undies
-
somewhere at home
-
and easy insertion
-
into the round
-
and sometimes warm
-
cavern like tube
-
where she keeps
-
all her jewellery
-
from tangling his
-
royal purple helmet
-
lantern and other
-
to see everything
-
once the green
-
puss had oozed
-
of the golden
-
out fishing for
-
gigantic dinosaurs munching
-
on Shermatt's nurses.
-
hospital, nurse Vanessa
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/OzzieFatKid/nurse02.jpg)
-
huge strap on
-
and pounded it
-
until my eye's
-
fell into her
-
and she grabbed
-
and stroked it's
-
in a twist
-
that made my
-
pistol go off
-
like my big
-
ratchet screwdriver attachment
-
without the screwing
-
in thingy that
-
down nurse Vanessa's
(http://i864.photobucket.com/albums/ab210/blue302_1970/nurse02.jpg)
-
her ample rear
-
facing multi featured
-
photoshoots with Shermatt
-
sprawled across the
-
new office desk
-
by old dried
-
left behind by
-
Shermatt during his
-
nurses shower rooms
-
through the small
-
peep hole he
-
made by mistake
-
when drilling with
-
the circumference of
-
the white lace
-
and pink bits
-
that were getting
-
tangled in a
-
nude pillow fight
-
of parliament house
-
molested a goat
-
before sacrificing it
-
too the raunchy
-
mrs matt nurse
-
whilst driving her
-
her bumblebee challenger
-
ex missus's garden
-
smiling because now
-
he can say
-
I mowed your
-
became known as
-
from miami who
-
while hiding from
-
the garden gnomes
-
the rear fenders
-
of 200 elephants
-
playing polo with
-
Camilla the horse
-
faced friend of
-
and car keys
-
missing in action
-
hiding place selected
-
big busted Cougar
-
faced son of
-
which had snuck
-
and stole his
-
ball bag which
-
than the famous
-
(this is exciting)
-
1 which equals
-
no wardrobe malfunctions
-
but a whopping
-
with connections to
-
that does all
-
teasing by removing
-
unnecessary pieces that
-
choking hazards. Fortunately
-
FatKid is everywhere
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff171/OzzieFatKid/83225.jpg)
-
awareness of extremely
-
and making the
-
manatees yell with
-
except for the
-
unusually tight and
-
well endowed smooth
-
sunglasses as he
-
mole cricket from
-
ebay when it
-
turned it over
-
and painted the
-
areas that could
-
potentially go rusty
-
thrusting the grinder
-
around till he
-
hit the jackpot
-
smiled and said
-
for giving me
-
get ahead of
-
another long legged
-
looney from Liverpool
-
through the wrecking
-
without any idea
-
or why he
-
a ricers exhaust
-
preparing it for
-
a race against
-
which turned out
-
everyone round the
-
sunset boulevard 69
-
times and up
-
local pash pit
-
where Andy showed
-
double ended tool
-
no batteries included
-
flare kits optional
-
because she took
-
all the cash
-
to ride her
-
nice new arpilia
-
while checking emails
-
pie made from
-
blueberries and wet
-
apple pie. Then
-
sanded glasurit painted
-
the Mustang Blitz
-
team that ROCKS
-
standard for Ozzies
-
to enjoy a
-
full scale rebuild
-
picture or two
-
Directed by Nurse
-
Sheri and shelbydo'er
-
doing a big
-
costumes by radical
-
Shelby's in backpacks
(http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu176/MustangMayhem/DSC07896.jpg)
-
and lattice fences
-
ready for halloween
(http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu176/MustangMayhem/DSC07636.jpg)
-
of wearing uggboots
-
from australia is
-
so nobody sees
(http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu176/MustangMayhem/DSC07637.jpg)
-
to eat those pink
-
they call wet
-
over imaginative minds
-
completely barking mad
-
when it comes
-
to these things
-
the best of
-
bunches of nurses
-
to be totally
-
sitting on my
-
oggy one BenDoggy
-
eating gooey red
-
while drinking black
-
sambucca getting hammered
-
or just blown
-
like never before
-
and never again
-
his vas deferens
-
that were like
-
three red eyes
-
and two shots
-
of really strong
-
coffee at the
-
exact instant that
-
the old aged
-
nurses retirement village
-
where i worked
-
and occasionally played
-
pull with my
-
thingy ma jig
-
which they absolutely
-
could not get
-
with three cheers
-
and much applause
-
coz there sicko's
-
who drive little
-
to get grog
-
annual nurses convention
-
harem of desperate
-
who love to
-
party at Sema
-
with lots of
-
shrimps on barbies
-
and barbies in
-
boxes with Ken
-
in the pink
-
Ken only comes
-
when he sees
-
I Vanna Humpalot
-
one hand clapping
-
euphonium with one
-
mouth organ in
-
but not listening
-
gives you the
-
whole body rumbling
-
while cranking his
-
old Fergie tractor
-
using only his
-
little bent pink
-
how's ya father
-
but got stuck
-
up by a
-
twisting motion of
-
from Barcelona, Spain
-
but just missed
-
Pixie spending up
-
big in K-mart
-
on a nurse's
-
what to wear
-
when they conduct
-
random bed checks
-
and found shermatt
-
in a compromising
-
with the head
-
nurse's open invitation
-
to strip down
-
and show their
-
wide range of
-
show'n tell items
-
before inserting them
-
box or two
-
or group booking
-
which is needed
-
by mustang owners
-
Well done we made 200( not part of story) continue please
-
if you wish
-
showing nurses your
-
hard to get
-
hidden appendage, which
-
is bigger than
-
the national average
-
of most nurses
-
when measured against
-
the large intake
-
of small knobs
-
that hang out
-
athe(one word, at the) end of
-
Long bars with
-
something in hand
-
for rainy days
-
nothing beats a
-
quickie, followed by
-
a nurse rubbing
-
a footlong sub
-
suggestively whilst examining
-
the amazing formation
-
of the cars
-
threeangle head job
-
and don't forget
-
they can be
-
purchased without any
-
money by giving
-
piano lessons to
-
unforgiving old nuns
-
wearing army boots
-
with bad habits
-
hiding bad hair
-
and depreciating antiques
-
left to them
-
by various gigolo's
-
over the border
-
and into the
-
badlands of Mexico
-
where she thrust
-
5000 replies into
-
an old shoebox
-
placed between two
-
finely groomed legs
-
of old chook
-
Mexicana frumpy humpy
-
smelly dead nurses
-
who can't be
-
left alone for
-
for long with
-
my neighbors kids
-
a spot that
-
won't wash off
-
was the answer
-
but these pretzels
-
are too salty
-
Said Kramer when
-
George looked like
-
the "Soup Natzi"
-
a life ban
-
for you George
-
and Mildred too
-
not to mention
-
the terrible smell
-
after the cat
-
sat on a
-
mat after he
-
ate Johnny's hamster
-
which gave him
-
huge "ENERGY LEGS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
-
like a brontosaurus
-
with a huge
-
mangina. The nurse
-
then warmed up
-
with a lovely
-
little pole dance
-
showing a little
-
bit too much
-
of her bits
-
which sagged uncontrollably
-
after removing her
-
fluffless cat stuff
-
garment which had
-
stains,holes and
-
one big skidmark
-
from ear to ear
-
and i wanted
-
to be involved
-
from 7.38pm Saturday
-
22nd December 2012
-
until I got
-
an important message
-
from my mum
-
........"put seat down"
-
..........."wipe your own"
-
otherwise your skidmarks
-
will taste like
-
Vegimite iSnack 2.0
-
with a dash
-
of yesterday's vindaloo
-
vindaloo? I asked
-
vindaloo I passed
-
oh sh*t thats
-
one of my
-
favorite dishes with
-
too much pepper
-
and not forgetting
-
as I threw
-
the poor cat
-
tissue between her
-
tail and front
-
locked me up
-
the pussy with
-
my big hard
-
cat prodding thingy
-
pussy screamed with
-
a partridge in
-
pear tree, apparently
-
big old girly
-
nurse with big
-
hairy lips waiting
-
to be gently
-
tickled by the
-
foresight of a
-
whole team of
-
supercharged vert named
-
Oggy or 66redragtop
-
morning at the
-
isn't really open
-
for soft topped
-
they would probably
-
melt in the
-
scorching glare from
-
her nurses cleavage
-
stuffed with lots
-
of goodies that
-
barrack obamas mustang
-
2nd turn left
-
and look for
-
nothing in particular
-
with knickers on
-
showing definate shrinkage
-
could be mistaken
-
classic example of
-
total and absolute
-
commitment to the
-
v8 that ever
-
sat between her
-
legs throbbing like
-
she,d like to
-
have a big
-
rebore and stroke
-
a reeeeeaaaaaallllllyyy small
-
embedded in the
-
hood of her
-
tiny shiny little....
-
closed so tightly
-
like her legs
-
on a hot
-
dog,, that even
-
her dad could
-
smile and say
-
make money from
-
that, for my
-
lovely wife to
-
just found out
-
was a 'cable'
-
and not a
-
gay arse mother
-
of a gay
-
into that end
-
of that bit
-
that is hard
-
to thick undergrowth
-
has recently cut
-
thin, delicate layer
-
was growing for
-
the 2010 mustang
-
that is PIMP
-
LY with freckles
-
hand drive and
-
that makes for
-
an interesting rub
-
-on ointment that
-
spirit,in back
-
hair that is
-
a teenagers brain
-
and only one
-
far distance from
-
never seems to
-
grow long and
-
she moans for
-
memories of mikes68
-
plus IOU one
-
-ture this tonight
-
our very own
-
mascot nurse doll
-
with the luscious
-
handles, idlers and
-
that everyone wanted
-
to give it
-
googlydatswhosamathingyhowzadoodlymajig with a
-
and crisps, please
-
the nurse, she
-
at the neighbors
-
attention and enjoy
-
the velcro wall
-
that ive been
-
with my large(ish)
-
red boozer's nose
-
but it snot
-
-ted everywhere when
-
it sneezed heverly
-
blasting a wad
-
goo that covered
-
the entire mustang
-
Owner's Club concours
-
and they all
-
jumped and rejoiced
-
What is WTF?
-
found the penultimate
-
billion dollar spendathon
-
whilst searching for
-
penultimate definitions on
-
facebook, youtube and
-
mustang owners club
-
whilst stroking multiple
-
Windsor's to 347
-
cubic inches and
-
ducted air-conditioner
-
with superior cross-flow
-
when his pants
-
experienced extreme pressure
-
and burst out
-
a large, hard
-
nugget that smelt
-
horribly like the
-
dog dropped one
-
right under their
-
rear wheel of
-
their baby carriage
-
with 500hp that
-
transformed his mower
-
into a fast
-
, sleek drag queen's
-
hair dryer blowing
-
away commadores and
-
flashing his naked
-
back at the
-
busload of nuns
-
all excited about
-
Christmas presents with
-
pony trim and
-
standard deluxe interior
-
when outa nowhere
-
a large red
-
"R" code came
-
roaring down the
-
footpath playing dodgems
-
and hopscotch with
-
a tired fatkid
-
who dont text
-
'cos his fingers
-
holding sheri's shoulder
-
ever so slightly
-
while he whispers
-
keep workin' it
-
yeah baby yeah
-
wait, why's it
-
Steptoe and Son
-
i thought it
-
could never happen
-
but sure enough
-
then it started
-
and all hell
-
broke loose when
-
she removed her
-
highheel shoes from
-
the fatkids suitcase
-
to reveal only
-
more nurses uniforms
-
and assorted "toys"
-
and Proctology report
-
which she then
-
printed 1000 copies
-
, called Tiger Woods
-
who then slept
-
with his wife
-
's mother in-law which
-
was wham, bam
-
and thankyou mam
-
another birdie holed
-
before he realised
-
been there, done
-
that nineteenth hole
-
just last week
-
. Suddenly, it dawned
-
to Mustang lovers
-
of fine dining
-
, who have appreciated
-
a bit on
-
the side when
-
tha wifey doesn't
-
get a scorecard
-
and hates when
-
he's playing a-round
-
with Tiger's castoffs
-
on an island
-
nation known as
-
Woodie Stroker Republic
-
whose President is
-
always ready to
-
import a Mustang
-
with all the
-
usual rust spots
-
destroying the car
-
so when the
-
dog dropped one
-
it cleared the
-
start finish line
-
all the way
-
with no hands
-
the auto pilot
-
went in reverse
-
causing her breasts
-
convert into airbags
-
to the delight
-
of all to
-
go the distance
-
once the woft
-
left the suburb
-
in a Subaru
-
heading for Myponga
-
on a toasted
-
rice burning doodla-ma-thingy-whats-ama-call-it
-
without a scratch
-
ed ball problem
-
with free injections
-
into each "port"
-
as the big
-
Mac was devoured
-
by your local
-
Mustang parts supplier
-
in Melbourne when
-
from left field
-
came a nurse
-
and came again
-
and again and
-
then it happened
-
incredibly, once again
-
until, i came
-
whilst out shopping
-
for that special
-
nurse-maid of mine
-
has to have
-
HAVE?......she came!!!!!
-
again and again
-
and then....again!
-
and then she
-
started to purr
-
like the most
-
hotest babe in
-
the US of A
-
not to mention
-
it's lonely state
-
Upto my butt
-
.ons on the
-
the way back
-
three word stories
-
got rather rude
-
lude and lucivivious
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc176/scottmccreadie/free_beer_1.jpg)
-
but who cares
-
when its Friday
-
and beer o'clock
-
, with the strippers
-
yelling at drunks
-
to keep their
-
flies done up
-
and their tounge's
-
the strippers left
-
them wanting more
-
beer and tits:a
-
but she said,
-
no way son
-
you little perve
-
get the hell
-
the quickest way
-
off of me
-
or l will
-
grab your little
-
pony and ride
-
into the sunset
-
until red raw
-
medium or well
-
done crab cake
-
with two corona's
-
in her hand
-
was a large
-
rather long cucumber
-
with no batteries
-
and no lube
-
so the idea
-
of a good
-
self serviced scrumping
-
vanished before her
-
in a flash
-
leaving her squealing
-
I want more
-
strawberry cheesecake instead
-
of creampie again
-
down her throat
-
Which made her
-
gag like never
-
when she was
-
just about to
-
engulf it whole
-
sesame seed bun
-
with fries and
-
her tossed salad
-
Sprinkled over a
-
room full of
-
green garden gnomes
-
lined up patiently
-
for a spanking
-
and taste test
-
of the beer
-
she purchased from
-
a street bum
-
near a tavern
-
In downtown Disney
-
which was 4.9%
-
of the way
-
to a Russian
-
Roulette scary encounter
-
when the Fatman
-
pulled out his
-
WMD for Nurse
-
and said, nurse..
-
COME'n get it
-
in your hands
-
you dirty lady
-
who everyone wants
-
all night long
-
satisfying stem stimulation
-
like a wild
-
nurse on heat
-
but the gnomes
-
were waiting for
-
a newer model
-
to be named
-
iNurse 2.0 could
-
put her lips
-
around 3" exhaust
-
wetting the tip
-
so it would
-
need a rebore
-
whilst pounding the
-
trunk lid with
-
a hard tool
-
he cracked it: :w
-
So now he
-
and trunk monkey
-
begin to polish
-
the rock hard
-
shiny bits on
-
her butt cheeks
-
which over looked
-
the fat-kid's face
-
Who looked flustered
-
yet smiled happily
-
but just then
-
a minor explosion
-
from her rear
-
end caught him
-
off guard and
-
frightened the cat
-
which then clawed
-
'alias tight pussy'
-
he screamed out
-
with gleeming amazement
-
Tallyho, great pussycat
-
then he realised
-
she had toys
-
tears started to
-
well up in
-
the house that
-
Jack off built
-
whilst on vacation
-
Shagging he’s way
-
up there today
-
then the old
-
girls head cracked
-
like an overcooked
-
Primus camp light
-
burns ya bum
-
that begs for
-
mercy as the
-
fish start biting
-
just when the
-
beer gets colder
-
foresight got hit
-
up the rear
-
of his titanic
-
pink flamingo chick
-
that he`d bred
-
purpose in mind
-
for Xmas dinner
-
More like dessert
-
that's finger-licking good
-
a sour taste
-
,comparable to Patagonian
-
fish grilled with
-
Michael Jackson`s monkey
-
nut's and brains
-
when it was
-
finally beer o'clock
-
the mother-in-law arrived
-
battleaxe in hand
-
foaming from mouth
-
broomstick stuck up
-
after rough landing
-
flatuance on arrival
-
to meet Queen
-
Jahabobbicanishush and present
-
a bottle containing....
-
a small worm
-
so I thought,
-
until one day
-
the Queens corgi's
-
ate the chilli's
-
and did skids
-
in a GT500
-
soiling the carpets
-
in the garage
-
and she knows
-
how good skids
-
leave impressions on
-
her demented husband
-
who sweats when
-
Nurse Ivanahumpalot approaches
-
him with a
-
smile and offer
-
to good not
-
to accept , but
-
then the Mustang
-
in a cloud of white smoke
-
Transformed into a
-
large crazy dirty
-
skanky street hooker
-
driving a customised
-
Oaklahoma school bus
-
with drawn blinds
-
to hide the
-
internal gathering of
-
crack w*!#es and
-
other Government officials
-
including our very own
-
Mr big Kev
-
and his sidekick
-
Julia Gillard AKA (Ranga)
-
who was left
-
with a smile
-
whilst inserting a
-
digit into the
-
deepest darkest nether-regions
-
when bitten by
-
the large snake
-
the fast Mustang
-
retracted its bum
-
and cried " Could
-
SUCK IT OUT
-
and stick it
-
the hole of
-
the front end
-
is gunna blow
-
and it did
-
not wake the
-
old man from
-
his almighty, great,
-
wet dream about
-
Angie agreeing to
-
go down hill
-
then jump him
-
twice before staring
-
in another film
-
about white fluffy
-
females can't hump
-
or jump because
-
wesley snipes said...
-
I'll drive you
-
home honey, just
-
touch your toes
-
count to ten
-
and say please
-
yes please sir
-
you crazy banana
-
split with topping
-
over my breasts
-
dripping down to
-
fill the naval
-
without overheating the
-
red hot spot
-
also known as
-
the big lebowski
-
which over-shadows the
-
other good spots
-
we venture into
-
frustration and just
-
well, you know
-
is third base
-
Bob's on third
-
taps it again
-
and runs like
-
a fat chick
-
in heat with
-
size 13 armyboots
-
and a 6-pack
-
made her look
-
big, fat and ugly
-
sh7t smacked out
-
of the windows
-
to another dimension
-
at Mach 1
-
very perplexed indeed
-
were spread open
-
accepting her fate
-
with the enthusiasm
-
pointy headed monster
-
his grewsome kilt
-
holly sh7t she
-
, the dirty little
-
toys into his
-
trendy pink purse
-
what a poof
-
of smoke as
-
farts his way
-
high above Florida
-
surprising the astronauts
-
eating at MacDonalds
-
new Uranus store
-
stupid clown twit
-
scaring the kids
-
the white girls
-
who had on
-
-going treatment for
-
herculobosus, which is
-
the rarest form
-
of neck strain
-
for Mustang lovers
-
with big throbbing
-
v8 windsor engines
-
cruising down the
-
highway to freedom
-
town in New York
-
, but got lost
-
hit the curb
-
and ran-over gaylord
-
fucha as well
-
shaved her armpits
-
Hulk Hogen, "give..
-
worth big fella
-
"no way brother"
-
she's my sister
-
and she hot
-
but lumpy throut
-
brother'd do his
-
being mindfull of
-
the Tasmanian connection
-
he was gay
-
but puckered-up anyway
-
for a big
-
bang theory episode
-
four chapter eight
-
of the tribal
-
smoked a peace
-
of Columbia's finest
-
manicured chest hair
-
which was made
-
just last week
-
when a Columbian
-
with a Brazilian
-
and an Irishman
-
had a Greek
-
salad with chips
-
and the Kiwi
-
's sheep nervously eyed
-
ewe and me
-
while licking its
-
barbed wire from
-
underneath it's belly
-
to it's udder
-
end very cautiously
-
whilst checking for
-
foresights blowup zebras
-
and pink elephants
-
which appear when
-
it's full moon
-
after blue moon
-
by Peter Moon
-
thats three moons
-
Also staring Moonface
-
and hundreds mooning
-
the moonfest of
-
moonville is alive
-
with moonlit rituals
-
on her butt-cheeks
-
so when opened
-
another door closed
-
except her mouth
-
remained wide open
-
like Monica Lewinsky's
-
dirty smeared shirt
-
which was blue
-
like nana`s Austin
-
and Rudd's language
-
studies in behaviour
-
of illegal politicians
-
Giving Lip Service
-
in the centre
-
of the house
-
of ill repute
-
in downtown Kalgoorlie
-
where only brave
-
wear their mankini
-
to the pub
-
-lican's surprise birthday party
-
had every one
-
ripped off big
-
time because he
-
had shaved his
-
cylinder heads substantially
-
upping compression ratios
-
until nuts blew
-
every which way
-
they could because
-
today is Sunday
-
roast at mum's
-
with Tom Cruise
-
who`s not gay.................??
-
so he reckons!!
-
he can fly
-
like the wind
-
and like R.Kelly :)
-
peeing on a
-
fence made by
-
I P Knightly
-
,not I P Freely
-
when she holds
-
it in her
-
leprosy infected hands
-
with broken nuckles
-
and wart ridden
-
only on weekends
-
to remote motels
-
where no-one will
-
give a rats
-
ar5e for the
-
Poor old fella
-
that Tiger calls
-
little willie wonker
-
the obnoxious little
-
fart with a
-
local council committee
-
that takes small
-
kid's play lunch
-
for show-n-tell
-
and then sells
-
small inflatable zebras
-
with tiny oumpaloumpa's
-
but big bums
-
dragging on the
-
newly fitted tramp-
-
rods that broke
-
the camels back
-
when one attempted
-
to drink heavily
-
at the oasis
-
gates of hell
-
not another one
-
could keep up
-
for hours on
-
little blue pills
-
due too licking
-
big camel toe ......ok someone had to say it
-
which went up
-
$100 an hour
-
for every inch
-
it was managed
-
before nursing staff
-
cut it off
-
and kept it
-
under close observation
-
via Hubble Space Telescope
-
so the Mustangers
-
smoked some tyres
-
and a salmon
-
with some couscous
-
, green-eggs and ham
-
ate the cats
Originally posted by donoauto
via Hubble Space Telescope
Sheri's Dad did the coating on the Large mirror for the Hubble telescope after the chinese F'd it up
http://www.qtf.com/about.html
so any ways, where were we
Ate the cats...
-
Chunky fur ball
-
licking contentedly after
-
10 hour session
Originally posted by Shermatt
ate the cats
Originally posted by donoauto
via Hubble Space Telescope
Sheri's Dad did the coating on the Large mirror for the Hubble telescope after the chinese F'd it up
http://www.qtf.com/about.html
so any ways, where were we
Ate the cats...
Saw the process on Worlds Biggest Fixes on NatGeo channel. Bloody challenging process. Very interesting!
so any ways , where were we
10 hour session
-
high lick manouvre?
-
The Trojan condom
-
With men inside
-
broke the camel
-
Under it's hump
-
when they found
-
all this money
-
in a sock
-
hanging from the
-
christmas tree at
-
Calder drag strip
-
map of tassie
-
which was lit
-
up like a
-
discount knock shop
-
in Kings Cross
-
shaken not stirred
-
with plenty of
-
ground shaking damage
-
to her gearbox
-
with no coconuts
-
or any nuts
-
after two bricks
-
as thick as
-
the fat kid's
-
ten year old
-
USA work visa
-
prompting authorities to
-
urinate on chevy's
-
chase lounge... twice
-
but- wait there's more
-
,they then deficated
-
,vomited and laughed
-
at the size
-
of the deficit
-
in his pants
-
pocket which is
-
eating his minties
-
with one hand
-
and with the
-
other hands he's
-
a stroke of
-
luck because the
-
wind changed direction
-
Before he shot
-
off his mouth
-
about 2 sexy
-
nurses holding Shermatt's
-
Willy Wonka then
-
he video'd them
-
as it melted
-
but soon recovered
-
to find a
-
Mouldy old donut
-
hidden well inside
-
the main entrance
-
Of the elephant's
-
tusk which pointed
-
straight at Wilma's
-
big hairy spider
-
hanging precariously from
-
the crystal chandelier
-
above Fred's 1383BC
-
stone model Mustang
-
, the one with
-
two big rollers
-
, new convertible top
-
four feet through
-
a stop sign
-
with both hands
-
on Wilma's assets
-
screaming wildly as
-
she injested Barny's
-
uneaten bronto burgers
-
whilst being blindfolded
-
in preparation for
-
A tongue lashing
-
from a warty
-
Betty who was
-
also suffering from
-
skanky butt virus
-
butt only mildly ::
-
green with envy
-
the blue dog
-
,who wasn`t trained
-
started to hump
-
her leg as
-
it was Brazilian
-
coffee sniffer dog
-
with short black
-
chimney sweeping hat
-
strapped to its
-
cute but hairy
-
long hanging heavy
-
metallic like object
-
which was only
-
ever used when
-
the pony was
-
being artificially inseminated
-
by aliens who
-
occupy Christmas Island
-
and never seen
-
without KRudd smiling
-
or his faithful
-
sidekick, miss ranger
-
hanging on his
-
every nerdy word
-
and seemingly long
-
stint in parliament
-
which bored the
-
administrators so they
-
redecorated the website
-
"Heavy Nurses do..
-
Shermatt" before they
-
Decide to do
really interesting game.i liked it.
-
no more upgrades
-
as the cashola
-
cow had not
-
sqeezed one out
-
on the boat
-
Which couldn’t float
-
next to the
-
Gulf of Mexico
-
Corona's flowing freely
-
down my throat
-
heading down to
-
the roundup where
-
restless stangs hang
-
next to fences
-
chewing their cud
-
at one end
-
fartin their guts
-
on Travolta`s nurse
-
just as the
-
Bishop wandered in
-
with a young
-
Tony Abbott and
-
little Johnny Howard
-
under his arm
-
shaving his pits
-
not knowing that
-
Martians were arriving
-
in the form
-
of big chocolate
-
catholic priests with
-
huge long hats
-
and alter boys ;x
-
that have been
-
seriously modified and
-
complained en mass
-
was going to
really wondering where this story will end.so keep on.
-
firewalk their asses
-
until there blistered
-
backsides were paraded
-
before the nurses
-
, that Shermatt trained ,
-
for photo shoots
-
when selling cars
-
to foresights Zebras
-
which were coated
-
in red jelly
-
for his satisfaction
-
of services rendered
-
to Mary Poppins
-
, her crew and
-
nipple reduction specialists
-
who could possibly
-
seduce seven actresses
-
timing it with
-
Bach`s Minuet in
-
a spa bath
-
with Aeroplane Jelly
-
set to high
-
speed , not low
-
on voltage which
-
was grossly insufficient
-
to produce bubbles
-
until someone droped
-
the big one
-
around smiling assassin
-
who was armed
-
and legged with
-
a big stool
-
in a jar
-
of vaseline mixed
-
with a smelly
-
blue jelly bean
-
that tasted like
-
armpits garnished with
-
too much garlic
-
so this assassin
-
smothered in cheese
-
flavoured ice cream
-
and petrol lit
-
the can of
-
worms then bolted
-
it to the
-
four bed posts
-
with the droopy
-
drawed maid agog
-
at his massive
-
appendectomy scar and
-
other useless parts
-
down the road
-
that he may
-
find were nicked
-
from an old
-
farmhouse with 17
-
randy old Donkeys
-
with 34 hanging
-
ears . The stanger
-
whispered quietly whilst
-
rolling past the
-
open dunny door
-
while not deterred
-
by the scent
-
of fresh roadkill
-
That reminded him
-
of aunty's armpits
-
after being shaved
-
with a rusty
-
old forage harvester
-
that Dad bought
-
for his bikini
-
clad step sister
-
called Ivana Humpalot
-
who twists bannana's
-
in between her
-
compressed inner thigh
-
's whilst carefully weaning
-
two adolescent kids
-
into thier adulthood
-
and on to
-
hunting out beavers
-
but the the
wow such a nice way to make a story.i really liked it.
-
fury little critters
-
big lettuce burgers
-
no bloody pickle
-
stain their hair
-
their frilly underware
-
up the valley
-
OF NO RETURN
-
raincoat or hat
-
they all perished
-
in a hole
-
full of bats
-
and unclaimed mother-in-laws
-
make believe son-inlaw
-
who looked like
-
The Lone Ranga
-
his sidekick Tonto
-
struggling with the
-
had trotted past
-
wearing nothing but
-
a tiny pink
-
bra, that belonged
-
to Pamela Anderson
-
and then Foresight
-
reshaped and repainted
-
after suspension repairs
-
didn't look good
-
back at the
-
chooks cutting loose
-
heads off area
-
an approaching cyclone
-
no one would
-
ask Moe questions
-
for MOCWA members
-
needs more beer
-
which is the
-
home foresight wishes
-
gaffer-tape in hand
-
and ready for
-
to attack your
-
little wee pecker
-
Go wery thwursty
-
as the large
-
angry rooster sat
-
in the henhouse
-
looking out for
-
hot chicks to
-
shoot root & electracute
-
just for starters
-
Target for his
-
get it to
-
a large,warm
-
soft and fluffy
-
teddy bear to
-
un-load his frustration
-
at missing Tattslotto
-
Which was expected
-
a new baby
-
who didn't drive
-
Anything else but
-
under powered Japanese
-
Datto 1200 dungheap
-
vision dice and
-
fats all around
-
because it was
-
so powerful that
-
it scared Moffat
-
to pee his
-
Calvin Kline undies
-
on a lap
-
with the Stig
-
who was really
-
just out cruising
-
with his white
-
suit and helmet
-
that looked like
-
the Stig's younger
-
brother with the
-
70's p*rno moustache
-
hidden under his
-
frilly white pyjamas
-
and pink socks
-
When he saw
-
someone from the
-
Rodeo pull out
-
and waved his
-
rather large twisted
-
crusty bread stick
-
all covered in....
-
dirt and horse
-
droppings and blowflies
-
as big as
-
sparrows on the
-
big elephant's butt
-
which looked like
-
large puss filled
-
by dead mice
-
squashed by the
-
elephants that had
-
danced the macarena
-
after drinking many
-
Freddie Fud Puckers
-
and CS Cowboys
-
for the full
-
duration of the
-
buck's party where
-
they all had
-
their underpants on
-
the wrong people
-
because you could
-
always get a
-
Nice hot pie
-
near the old
-
, but always available,
-
bucket of custard
-
tarts and all
-
those other chicks
-
seen leaving the
-
place wearing latex
-
and stupid grins
-
through gapped teeth
-
while playing Banjos
-
inside the canoe
-
full of holes
-
patched with gum
-
and gold that
-
filled the empty
-
cavities which were
-
waiting to be
-
exported to Australia
-
in a big
-
Indonesian fishing boat
-
which was filled
-
a new kind
-
of experience for
-
those who can
-
sit on a
-
ride on mower
-
when its engine
-
is running on
-
fish and chips
-
with extra salt
-
hold the mayo
-
add the tomato
-
sauce from the
-
best possible place
-
in mustang world
-
with the best
-
ford on pole
-
position in the
-
big race which
-
Isnt over yet
-
but getting close
-
because the two
-
holdens are quicker
-
than a greased
-
up under powered
-
kangaroo in cutting
-
the lawn by
-
chewing it down
-
and spitting it
-
back at ya
-
with some velocity
-
until gravity sets
-
your custard hard
-
as my old
-
Grandmother once said
-
"not tonight darling"
-
but maybe another
-
time another place
-
we could all
-
hold our breath
-
because the old
-
grey mare, she
-
is too much
-
and she ain't
-
happy when straddled
-
by the local
-
leg over technique
-
for a pushbike
-
with big fat
-
tyres that can
-
even carry Julia
-
with the large
-
size bloomers that
-
are Krud seconds
-
and were bought
-
during a dark
-
and stormy night
-
because you could
-
overlook the skids
-
and other stains
-
running down the
-
left hand side
-
which is the
-
best side to
-
to dress on
-
if you want
-
a quick result
-
or better still
-
a better look
-
to impress the
-
girls in the
-
local swimming pool
-
then make sure
-
it's on securely
-
with no pinholes
-
or your salami
-
might attract unwanted
-
aphids and snails
-
because you wouldn't
-
want them to
-
your intentions or
-
nibble your nuts
-
because they are
-
for good luck
-
and will not
-
shrink when cold
-
to the size
-
of a small
-
but useable item
-
in an emergency
-
but could enlarge
-
to dangerous dimensions
-
if an opening
-
was lubed up
-
to the elbow
-
by me and
-
my german girlfriend
-
who wears tight
-
mole skins that
-
show every little
-
dimple in the
-
front of her
-
voluminous large thighs
-
used to hold
-
small creatures and
-
that dark cave
-
with moss covered
-
peddles to play
-
scratch and sniff
-
followed by many
-
other interesting items
-
that have been
-
used to show
-
how pole dancing
-
can really burn
-
your desire to
-
rub against a
-
long haired ferral
-
when its on
-
top of a
-
pile of manure
-
that smells of
-
Mustang leather interior
-
polished and highly
-
sort after because
-
Elvis is alive
-
and his leather
-
handbag is missing
-
and so is
-
the newly aquired
-
blue suede shoes
-
that were worn
-
with white sox
-
so that means
-
that they will
-
look the same
-
as a sailors
-
highly polished silver
-
accessory for his
-
dirty holden monaro
-
but nice colour
-
which matched the
-
baby blue pants
-
worn by the
-
the gay sailor
-
lingering by the
-
pink rose bush
-
holding nothing but
-
a ransom note
-
written in swahili
-
which was uncommon
-
as they were
-
available via email
-
By a friend
-
who had access
-
to the top
-
local brothel madam
-
and her merry
-
bunch of young
-
hand picked cherries
-
that she loved
-
cos they're earners
-
with very big
-
dark circles around
-
important calender dates
-
for a show
-
about three shiny
-
Mustangs for a
-
little three way
-
burn out competition
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-
then along came
-
the fun police
-
with blood shot
-
eyes looking for
-
a way out
-
of the arrest
-
with a quick
-
hiss, boom, bang
-
from his sidekick
-
the cisco kid
-
who stood ready
-
with guns cocked
-
as he watched
-
the line up
-
of wet Tshirts
-
clinging to the
-
nearest and dearest
-
large smooth chests
-
which were last
-
seen on Baywatch
-
bouncing and bouncing
-
during slo-mo jogging
-
by the Hoff
-
who held a
-
bottle of whiskey
-
in his mouth
-
whilst firmly gripping
-
a hamburger whilst
-
staggering about trashed
-
and singing the
-
Abysinnian national anthem
-
on the floor
-
while dancing the
-
StKilda naked song
-
and hiding under
-
a magic mushroom
-
left behind by
-
a passing reindeer
-
and Santa's sleigh
-
which ran over
-
to see Oprah
-
and her friends
-
hurt their faces
-
when on camera
-
shouting just like
-
lost little sheep
-
that just arrived
-
by free QANTAS
-
frequent flyer points
-
with added bonus
-
working engines that
-
don't explode like
-
the missus sometimes
-
let's me have
-
a good time
-
with the big
-
woman next door
-
who likes to
-
hide the salami
-
in the fridge
-
the other neighbour
-
still likes to
-
restore old things
-
so that he
-
builds Mustangs by
-
candle light and
-
then sells them
-
on eBay for
-
one dollar fifty
-
which is more
-
than a peruvian
-
ferret can print
-
on a dead
-
day because a
-
long came Jones
-
with his big
-
Afro wig on
-
and well hung
-
his washing on
-
tourist in Phuket
-
which is near
-
to the centre
-
of nowhere really
-
even though it
-
is the centre
-
or maybe not
-
even near Japan
-
over by the
-
nuclear dust cloud
-
caused by a
-
almighty big backfire
-
direct from the
-
the bowels of
-
a Vindaloo eating
-
Indian telemarketers seat
-
meanwhile back in
-
iceland where the
-
penguins were all
-
getting absolutely maggoted
-
while jumping across
-
lazy brown dog
-
that just found
-
fleas in places
-
that he never
-
really carefully inspected
-
on the day
-
but instead he
-
left some landmines
-
for the crabs
-
as they ventured
-
on a bus
-
without a ticket
-
to mustang nationals
-
which was held
-
on the sunny
-
part of Australia
-
obviously not melbourne
-
or the outer
-
reaches of Mongolia
-
where the locals
-
can't even spell
-
any of the
-
sevn dwarf's names
-
while they were
-
singing and marching
-
with Snow Whites
-
in her room
-
One was named
-
Musty and the
-
other six blew
-
over the legal
-
under bonnet blower
-
with Dopey driving
-
and sleepy looking
-
aussie race fan
-
cheering on ford
-
and Sleepy was
-
taking the wrong
-
time to check
-
the oil level
-
which was low
-
because suddenly the
-
the lights went
-
out just before
-
Dopey realised what
-
had happened to
-
snow white and
-
her very wet
-
set of new
-
white lawn bowls
-
which showed that
-
you just can't
-
sit on them
-
without getting your
-
balls flattened by
-
snow whites stiletos
-
which she kept
-
ever so sharp
-
because of the
-
need to stop
-
the taller dwarfs
-
feeling their way
-
around the big
-
fury thing thats
-
sitting on the
-
place you find
-
cobwebs that are
-
old and long
-
and wound around
-
that bit that
-
sticks to your
-
teeth like paste
-
because it is
-
short and curly
-
and very very
-
short on flavour
-
best washed down
-
with Boags Premium
-
along with tasmanian pizza
-
with NZ oysters
-
topped with bacon
-
and whipped cream
-
In your bum
-
by gum, chum
-
but when the
-
blowfly sits on
-
the nearest barstool
-
and orders a
-
iced water with
-
a grasshopper and
-
three umbrellas for
-
the three Amigos
-
who took turns
-
saying giddyup you
-
keeper of small
-
nuts and bolts
-
in small round
-
vases made of
-
African swallow poo
-
-f they are gone
-
to the place
-
where we all
-
go on hot
-
weekends to enjoy
-
steaming hot types
-
only found in
-
boots of mustangs
-
usually under the
-
half eaten pies
-
stacked on top
-
Mustang Monthly Magazines
-
some of which
-
were very late
-
and some missing
-
on two cylinders
-
the other six
-
in the post
-
were missed because
-
time waits for
-
noone while the
-
billy boils beautifully
-
beside the billabong
-
along comes a
-
dreadfully bad smell
-
and out goes
-
the bath water
-
and the soap
-
on a rope
-
to wash the
-
stain on the
-
back seat of
-
my black interior
-
which was designed
-
by three dunces
-
on a big
-
merry go round
-
powered by twin
-
turbo highly modified
-
big block ford
-
with dodgy manifolds
-
which need fixin
-
to the rafters
-
in the highest
-
possible position that
-
the manual allowed
-
it to travel
-
through the canopy
-
in the spaceship
-
that was heading
-
back to where
-
Burke and Wills
-
parked their camel
-
at the dig
-
with the round
-
marker on the
-
which had four
-
types of big
-
long brown peanuts
-
covered with ants
-
tickling my toes!
-
which was better
-
than two short
-
strands of fine
-
day to go
-
240 volt zappas
-
that shocked the
-
chap having a
-
BBQ near the
-
exit to the
-
wooden dunny which
-
blew up the
-
poor bloke's goolies
-
and ended up
-
spread over a
-
old Magna parked
-
which looked like
-
a hat full
-
of mashed green
-
dragonflies that had
-
just finished mating
-
which will mean
-
there will be
-
no desert until
-
we open the
-
bright blue heavy
-
tool box which
-
was so smelly
-
like a horse's
-
big steaming pile
-
of freshly laid
-
Soft and warm.
-
firm and textured
-
mushy green peas
-
that once was
-
thought to be
-
the staple diet
-
of a Yak
-
with the neighbour
-
that is very
-
sexy and likes
-
large round blue
-
Pearls in their
-
Levi pockets that
-
stick out and
-
dig into their
-
partners side while
-
having a snog
-
and a half
-
of a traveller
-
waiting for the
-
the next pony
-
to express itself
-
quite rudely by
-
openly revealing a
-
warm, moist opening
-
just under the
-
other puckered one
-
because the original
-
was occupied by
-
and full of
-
the nous required...
-
there you go
-
but sould've been
-
something like a
-
tracer round from
-
dive bombing RAF
-
turbocharged mosquito without
-
any outer shell
-
but with tiny
-
wings that really
-
caused drag because
-
made of wood
-
-en spoked wheels
-
that could land
-
you in deep
-
sticky stuff that
-
most people avoid
-
because of its
-
brown smelly attachments
-
to the local
-
appendages that hang
-
far too low
-
to the ground
-
for his comfort
-
and that of
-
any person present
-
within fifty metres
-
of the smell
-
after his Vindaloo
-
was finally digested
-
and passed through
-
at warp speed
-
in a direction
-
just south of
-
of the boarder
-
down Mexico way
-
too much information
-
about a certain
-
flirtatious little tart
-
driving a mustang
-
and a gringo
-
with red hair
-
having a fiddle
-
in between the
-
legs of the
-
igwana who was
-
sitting on the
-
dunny eating Twisties
-
doing a crossword
-
with a blue
-
door wide open
-
and fell out
-
and landed on
-
a toolbox opening
-
his nut bag
-
and spilling his
-
hard earned drinkcontainer
-
into his lap
-
and spilling onto
-
The Shag Pile
-
which stained because
-
it was white
-
but only for
-
a short time
-
until she came
-
dribbling about shoes
-
that were too
-
big for a
-
small pedal set
-
without the rubber
-
tips because her
-
hair was too
-
red and frizzy
-
unlike her other
-
twin who loved
-
play around or
-
go for a
-
naughty nite where
-
everyone skinny dips
-
except fat chicks
-
because they are
-
brutal in bed
-
after baked beans
-
with flour on
-
the top of
-
a fresh scone
-
but anyway he
-
rolled her over
-
And with force
-
rolled her back
-
in the flour
-
to find the
-
scones wedged in
-
between her big
-
fat saddle bags
-
which were still
-
full of turnips
-
ready to be
-
rubbed with oil
-
and held tight
-
then eaten whole
-
starting at the
-
small round bits
-
then down to
-
the wet spot
-
for more fishing
-
using the long
-
pole with the
-
aid of my
-
one hand clapping
-
against the side
-
of my miners-hat
-
in the wet
-
with my raincoat
-
on inside out
-
were you there
-
when the silly
-
manager finally said
-
get the hell
-
out of my
-
wet box of
-
soggy bush biscuits
-
burnt on the
-
outside by the
-
exhaust of the
-
Gillard induced methane
-
because I really
-
can not stand
-
the cost of
-
a carbon tax
-
when my Mustang
-
has all the
-
Bells & Whistles
-
built in 69
-
a good year
-
when men were
-
digging oil wells
-
in the back
-
blocks of Woopwoop
-
where is woopwoop
-
its nowhere near
-
the Black Stump
-
but nearer to
-
Mustangs of Melbourne
-
than noddy land
-
where Bigears finally
-
met his match
-
with a bunyip
-
they call Golliwog
-
who carried a
-
tampon just incase
-
it was needed
-
to overthrow infidels
-
with towel's on
-
or even naked
-
above the waist
-
and loved camels
-
while riding hard
-
to the east
-
where the holdens
-
go to hide
-
and praise ford
-
as they are
-
hellbent on raising
-
pretty pink flowers
-
out the back
-
of padies market
-
just down from
-
the mustang mecca
-
known as the
-
most sacred of
-
Holy Work shops
-
even better than
-
a knee trembler
-
in the spa
-
with your snorkel
-
and flippers, filled
-
with oozing jello
-
and two beautifull
-
gum boot wearing
-
nullabor nymphs with
-
really great big
-
feet which they
-
parted very easily
-
when suddenly it
-
started to rain
-
like the clappers
-
with some slappers
-
but no flippers
-
to cover the
-
the next round
-
of fire ants
-
which like to
-
nibble nobby's nuts
-
and coach bolts
-
while Cadel wins
-
all the nubile
-
trophies in the
-
one legged ar$e
-
kicking competion that
-
has no direction
-
rhyme or reason
-
and no end
-
were pointed to
-
around the corner
-
and made love
-
all the good
-
if not for
-
one big person
-
called Hugh Jarse
-
who's arse was
-
so big that
-
Hugo First was
-
missing when he
-
had a discharge
-
heard in Vanuatu
-
and felt in
-
far away USA
-
then with one
-
SnapOn open ender
-
slip slop slap
-
and then.....KABOOOOOM
-
Yeee friggin harrr
-
right where the
-
nuns were sitting
-
someone let off
-
a humungus ripper
-
and the nuns
-
ran for cover
-
because the stench
-
far outweighed the
-
danger of aftershocks
-
comes the brakes
-
before the clutch
-
sprung some springs
-
not to mention
-
how smelly it
-
was. The nuns
-
didnt know what
-
had hit them
-
until one opened
-
Friar Tucks habit
-
and found a
-
a massive long
-
thing with warts
-
and fully sick
-
it was too
-
:useless:
-
so she whipped
-
out her camera
-
and flashed alot
-
before starting filming
-
her hairy tw*t
-
and arm pits
-
having said that
-
they were very
-
to be both
-
big & round
-
and pointing out
-
from behind the
-
tightest restraining garment
-
thats called a
-
wet tee shirt
-
but wait ! there's
-
more of the
-
nun's from the
-
convent around the
-
spa in their
-
loose fitting tops
-
which when wet
-
showed they're blokes
-
with great big
-
whoppin' manly shaped
-
bellies. Swilling beer
-
from the brewery
-
wearing fruitsalad hats
-
with extra peach
-
and their long
-
feathers with the
-
naked priest in
-
in convoy to
-
McDonalds drive through
-
in reverse for
-
the entire journey
-
across the Nullabor
-
to attend MOCWA
-
and then go
-
to a knockshop
-
to fix his
-
back pressure problems
-
with that is
-
free rub and
-
a polish of
-
the family jewels
-
which are encased
-
in an untouchable
-
and invisible packet
-
of little critters
-
which cost him
-
more than he
-
one family jewel
-
as well as
-
the biggest thing
-
hanging from his
-
right ear lobe
-
coz his left
-
coz his left
-
was busy with
-
his trouser snake
-
which was caught
-
by the zipper
-
that she had
-
between her teeth
-
but they fell
-
into the dunny
-
in the dark
-
then resumed undeterred
-
to slurp it
-
good and proper
-
using a large
-
and flatulant poledancer
-
whilst the other
-
snake slipped away
-
under the sheets
-
of the king
-
and in between
-
Lady Luck's thighs
-
smeared with lubricant
-
containing no Loctite
-
and relying upon
-
its felty feel
-
to lather itself
-
when an alien
-
suddenly appears and
-
opens a stubbie
-
with his buttocks
-
clenched around the
-
shiney spinning saucer
-
he then says
-
"what the hell..."
-
is that thing
-
hanging from my
-
large trembling green
-
testicle with the
-
wet car polish
-
still showing signs
-
of living orgasms
-
or even organisms
-
showing more intelligence
-
than the average
-
martian who likes
-
to drive mustangs
-
particularly the Boss
-
which was the
-
third one he
-
used in space
-
where you scream
-
and no one
-
on mars gives
-
a rats arse
-
about the big
-
Scream you give
-
when you have
-
lost the key
-
to the Boss
-
as well as
-
pointing the finger
-
at the bit@h
-
who then slapped
-
you with a
-
wet beetroot leaf
-
covered in mayonaise
-
and laced with
-
short and curlies
-
that get stuck
-
in your teeth
-
and back of
-
the throat while
-
flossing after breakfast
-
before all hell
-
breaks loose because
-
its cross threaded
-
against the grain
-
making it tough
-
before she leaves
-
a trail of
-
broken hearts along
-
the road to
-
pursuing more important
-
matters of state
-
the facts only
-
blur the truth
-
demonstrate her willingness
-
because its known
-
that only the
-
good die young
-
but the bad
-
live on forever
-
and the evil
-
become parking inspectors
-
outside local strip
-
tease joint where
-
everyone wants to
-
have a go
-
at taking off
-
at slapping Julia
-
with a tailshaft
-
because Gillard is
-
the worst PM
-
we have ever
-
had. She sucks
-
and then sneezes
-
all over Kevin
-
which's snot funny
-
cause he cried
-
no more tax
-
on poor politicians
-
with big egos
-
and small weenies
-
who sneer at
-
their own mother
-
back stabber controllers
-
who sell their
-
best friend for
-
Prime Ministership that
-
went beyond the
-
normal human behavior
-
which will now
-
be taxed at
-
the highest rate
-
possible just so
-
they blow it
-
without a thought
-
on prostitutes and
-
put the blame
-
the illegal immigrants
-
who are vegetarians
-
except assylum seekers
-
which isnt a
-
bad idea with
-
the gillard government
-
looking for a
-
place to stay
-
all the voters
-
who hate her
-
will be able
-
to headbutt her
-
right in the
-
centre of her
-
chamber of horrors
-
only to find
-
moths vacatingher chamber
-
and spider webs
-
anda dead walrus
-
stink'n to high
-
parts of the
-
old peruvian llama
-
and horse society
-
which was known
-
to have spaceships
-
with Flowmaster exhausts
-
and twin foxtails
-
stuck on the
-
overhead Flux Capacitor
-
installed near the
-
spot where the
-
bird's poo landed
-
sometime last year
-
so when you
-
are out humping
-
you feel happy
-
but preferably Snowwhite
-
will come and
-
vacuum your Mustang
-
and service your
-
parts with their
-
dodgy bits hanging
-
very close to
-
the big date
-
being fathers day
-
a day when
-
all farters get
-
get jocks to
-
go with their
-
sock's that don't
-
stay home girl
-
because you are
-
an absolute skank
-
secretly involved in
-
extra carricular activity
-
with that red
-
light district in
-
the cake shop
-
in carnival mode
-
while eating icypoles
-
and donut holes
-
and loving them
-
for all their
-
worth, which wasnt
-
much considering that
-
she had big
-
knuckles and huge
-
bulbous round things
-
on her chin
-
ny chin chin
-
and she'll blow
-
until your toes
-
curl back like
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curly fries in
-
Hogsbreath cafe. Yet
-
with more of
-
the same tomorrow
-
to follow today
-
we should see
-
it written in
-
tall letters with
-
bold type fonts
-
to read it
-
with our sunglasses
-
which are really
-
not sunglasses but
-
bits of glass
-
from a stubbie
-
that see through
-
really fuzzy stuff
-
because being electric
-
is like ACDC :rol:
-
and dreams alike
-
because beer goggles
-
get you p#ssed:cool: oops drunk
-
which helps when
-
its dark and
-
nothing on TV
-
not even the
-
Late night movie
-
That's called Bullit :burnout:
-
with the famous
-
Partridge Family was
-
a wannabe band
-
who sang but
-
could not act
-
to save themselves
-
so we went
-
and took care
-
of bussiness like
-
your neighborhood pimp
-
pushing Hooker Headers
-
to car enthusiasts
-
while playing with
-
the tele remote
-
whilst watching some
-
top gear moments
-
such as the
-
cross the desert
-
in a VW
-
that has been
-
nigger rigged by
-
Brad who is
-
not even black
-
but once had
-
a big red
-
knob that has
-
since fallen off
-
his Hurst Shifter
-
which got infected
-
by a virus
-
created by CPU
-
the forum administrator
-
who secretly had
-
a black Chev
-
like many other
-
people that don't
-
any good taste
-
and talk sh*t
-
24/7 and
-
like going fast
-
really, really fast
-
but can't drive
-
through MacDonalds carpark
-
because its packed
-
in the morning
-
because everyone wants
-
some curly fries
-
with happy ending
-
and plastic toy
-
for his dashpad
-
that needs repairing
-
by Brikinbag475 as
-
a precaution against
-
stupid spamming idiots
-
who can't spell
-
but can lift
-
their scrotum because
-
the glovebox is
-
just the right
-
colour to match
-
her blue eyes
-
And blonde hair
-
with the occassional
-
red hair chick
-
that has no
-
self respect for
-
what i'd want
-
for my yearly
-
Fathers Day gift
-
which was very
-
expensive because its
-
it was for
-
herds of buffalo
-
waiting for roundup
-
as are Mustangs
-
parked on the
-
road to Bombay
-
just down from
-
that place where
-
they usually reside
-
when they are
-
waiting for benzine
-
and blonde chicks
-
and then they
-
went looking for
-
an unattached ranga
-
with no class
-
just big boobies
-
and cute butt
-
that was last
-
seen by a
-
a horse from
-
far away as
-
President Obama land
-
and by sea
-
you next time
-
that you are
-
in the neighbourhood
-
driving the Stang
-
and enjoy life
-
pull up to
-
the bumper baby
-
to admire a
-
blonde who was
-
naked and wanting
-
to come quickly
-
no matter what
-
the consequences might
-
be it will
-
cost you plenty
-
if you even
-
think about that
-
would curl my
-
my cheque book
-
but it will
-
leave me breathless
-
in the middle
-
of grabbing my
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small pointy bit
-
to poke at
-
the soft furry
-
glass on the
-
bar next to
-
the three beers
-
with topless barmaids
-
use dollars to
-
rehabilitate speeding drivers
-
by using their
-
handcuffs and whips
-
ever so nicely
-
during the music
-
of backstreet boys
-
take it up
-
the exhaust pipe
-
without a care
-
in the world
-
untill she got
-
fully penetrated reachimg
-
for the handbrake
-
which was greased
-
perfectly because she
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t88/margarita_momma/CarGirl.jpg)
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liked to slap
-
herself stupid with
-
a long floppy
-
monte carlo bar
-
with rubber ends
-
that worked like
-
a large vibrating
-
member that was
-
known only by
-
a select few
-
who would vigorously
-
clean it until
-
it shone like
-
nothing you've ever
-
seen inside an
-
apple!!...Thats because
-
the knob on
-
the sidchrome 11/16th
-
double ended ringy
-
thingy went missing
-
so all that
-
polishing went to
-
waste but the
-
BOSS WAS HAPPY
-
to burn rubber
-
to make you
-
the best person
-
to take advantage
-
of the best
-
car in Australia
-
and entire world
-
and outer space
-
the last frontier
-
the first frontier
-
where men are
-
handy with tools
-
And women are
-
good in the
-
bottom of pools
-
with a mouth
-
full of tools
-
but show no
-
signs of frustration
-
because they can
-
talk under water
-
whilst inverted like
-
when thrusting your
-
your ball sacks
-
& golf clubs
-
with long putter
-
are played with
-
by many players
-
including the scots
-
who wear tartan
-
which don't protect
-
their bare equipment
-
or even their
-
bald heads that
-
in the sunlight
-
sometimes poke out
-
like a shiny
-
beacon of light
-
lighting up the
-
area to keep
-
everything in perfect
-
order so that
-
you can ride
-
on your behind
-
down sand dunes
-
sitting on a
-
piece of wood
-
with a pair
-
Of radial ta's
-
that look like
-
massive big rubber
-
things that go
-
on for protection
-
off for rejection
-
and out for
-
the rubbish when
-
they go bald
-
but they do
-
stink after use
-
especially when you
-
stick you nose
-
UP THE EXHAUST
-
where a dead
-
rat was found
-
because you know
-
who that is
-
yes we do
-
the one & only
-
the famous and
-
dangerous whip cracking
-
Expert who can
-
annoy the hell
-
out of prestige
-
Car owners who
-
do not know
-
just how big
-
an idiot julia
-
would look starkers
-
chasing big bob
-
into the cinema
-
then out again
-
then in again
-
so they both
-
don't know who
-
who has paid
-
for the popcorn
-
plus carbon-taxed condoms
-
that were used
-
by the last
-
ALP leader who
-
filthy seat users
-
who got excited
-
in the backrow
-
on the armrest
-
using recycled condoms
-
and cigarette butts
-
to get some
-
toffee apples on
-
the big stick
-
around the corner
-
near the toilet
-
in the bushes
-
to avoid their
-
bits getting stuck
-
in the prickly
-
spikes that usually
-
stick out of
-
funny looking cactus
-
that were growing
-
under the hood
-
of magic mushrooms
-
which were almost
-
ready for the
-
chop because circumbilivagination
-
when it rotated
-
clockwise and then
-
spun off into
-
the ditch near
-
where last year
-
they found a
-
dead Volkswagon Kombi
-
half full of
-
dope plants growing
-
that were typical
-
For Cheech n Chong
-
who were always
-
off their faces
-
and really having
-
No real clue
-
as to what
-
where and why
-
because they had
-
entered the Mustang
-
world of artistic
-
Floral cake decoration
-
where fat fairies
-
continuously changed colours
-
to suit their
-
local forum philosophunculist
-
who knew little
-
about it really
-
but started reading
-
after many stubbies
-
and slices of
-
compacted dead spiders
-
"just add water"
-
and watch them
-
study the art
-
depicting classic stangs
-
while dancing on
-
a golden carpet
-
draped in silken
-
fabrics from old
-
Gypsie's who sold
-
their rusty pushbike
-
to pay for
-
a can of
-
vic bitter which
-
did'nt taste to
-
bitter, as it
-
gone flat after
-
being opened on
-
the long weekend
-
just before the
-
god damn crickets
-
started jumping about
-
on that field
-
wearing pink shoes
-
with plastic cleats
-
while dancing on
-
into the night
-
in the disco
-
when they decided
-
to catch a
-
cab to the
-
nearest fast food
-
where hamburgers race
-
the hot dogs
-
to the last
-
pie warmer spot
-
so that they
-
ready to eat
-
and drink red
-
like me now
-
and they tasted
-
so good with
-
the V8'S on
-
so I ate
-
a whole bucket
-
until I was
-
full as a
-
really full thing
-
large pig in
-
ankle deep pooh
-
wearing fluffly slippers
-
looking to suck
-
an orange icypole
-
before it melts
-
in the sunset
-
near Hawaiian beaches
-
under the palm
-
leaf waving chicks
-
swaying to and
-
fro as boys
-
check their jeans
-
for some ready
-
made plastic covers
-
that fit over
-
barbeques after Bathurst
-
to protect their
-
well done snags
-
from feral fans
-
and immoral morons
-
that like to
-
bust their meatballs
-
by doing the
-
washing on Tuesday
-
and their drying
-
in a smokehouse
-
full of smokers
-
who have cigars
-
inserted in their
-
really big fat
-
girlfriends that enjoy
-
a good time
-
if the beer
-
is like Monica's
-
nice and cold
-
mouthfull of some
-
belonging to Bill
-
before passing it
-
to address unknown
-
on the road
-
again with Willie
-
out and about
-
in the open
-
a little wider
-
so the doctor
-
put on his
-
rectum examining glove
-
then clapped twice
-
In time to
-
hear an echo
-
In the pub
-
on route 66
-
where kicks are
-
are what you
-
expect around the
-
bend before the
-
chickens come home
-
From the KFC
-
chicken licken conference
-
where they used
-
to lather up
-
in secret herbs
-
with a side
-
of relish and
-
wearing nothing but
-
red coloured thongs
-
and a handbag
-
full of crap
-
because of all
-
the rubbish that
-
had been worn
-
by Lady Gaga
-
on both ends
-
of her continent
-
which was really
-
good and bad
-
depending which end
-
was shaking uncontrolably
-
because of the
-
overcharged little helper
-
she kept handy
-
close to her
-
reach for the
-
upcuming main event
-
at the roundup
-
then she confessed
-
to lesbian tendencies
-
but not with
-
Julia gillard because
-
Rudd told everyone
-
about their secret
-
deal which showed
-
the Queen's involvement
-
whilst Traming it
-
to the MOCA
-
world secret headquarters
-
hidden in the
-
Governor's wine cellar
-
out the back
-
beside the dunny
-
there it was
-
a suspicious pile
-
of moist warm
-
members waiting to
-
use the cubicle
-
after Gillard wiped
-
away the PM
-
with a flick
-
of the knife
-
in the back
-
of Ozzy citizens
-
who own Mustangs
-
carbon polluting bastards
-
with really cool
-
bald rear tyres
-
that are now
-
being taxed because
-
of the carbon
-
burning sometimes because
-
the tree huggers
-
were barking mad
-
and wore funny
-
little tin cans
-
on their feet
-
ears and nipples
-
come in pairs
-
of certain species
-
of rabid beasts
-
all living in
-
parliament house with
-
A pet goat
-
and a large
-
bag of spuds
-
that taste like
-
big furry balls
-
similar to Julia's
-
big licked juicy
-
red peach fuzz
-
which she shaved
-
just for Tim
-
the tool man
-
who stood for
-
gay & lesbian
-
rights and left
-
who really liked
-
doing it upsidedown
-
in the bath
-
with a sheep
-
or Bob Brown
-
who is known
-
as a carbon
-
copy of himself
-
pulling Julia's strings
-
like some over
-
the top hillbilly
-
who marries his
-
cousins daughter who
-
gives birth to
-
a rather large
-
hairy looking thing
-
which has three
-
Teeth and a
-
cock eye with
-
a bald patch
-
all over his
-
big left hanging
-
ear lobe that
-
Bob Brown nibbled
-
till Sunday evening
-
Later that night
-
before deciding to
-
throw a-leg over
-
in burst a
-
festering sore organ
-
got split open
-
like a ripe
-
big fat red
-
sweet little cherry
-
that tasted like
-
sweet juice from
-
Julia's freshly squeezed
-
public servants who
-
had nothing left
-
to eat with
-
untill they got
-
another tax jammed
-
right up their
-
exit door, while
-
they pay themselves
-
with our money
-
which they use
-
to live in
-
a tent on
-
a publc square
-
with a quiet
-
but deadly odour
-
eminating from the
-
midst of the
-
curry eating group
-
living next door
-
to Alice "The
-
other day all
-
the good people
-
are anti Julia
-
because she is
-
a living dinosaur
-
that feeds on
-
younger prey who
-
look and smell
-
like a dogs
-
breakfast, but only
-
when the wind
-
blows from the
-
direction of Canberra
-
during a sunny
-
and Cher song
-
while smoking a
-
greens peace pipe
-
with no regard
-
for our rights
-
or my goat
-
who has big
-
balls like Julia
-
plays footy with
-
the big Fev
-
and never bucks
-
between political engagements
-
except when she's
-
really really smashed
-
between the ears
-
which is most
-
normal for her
-
because she is
-
bigger than most
-
hippo's you see
-
and less intelligent
-
than an old
-
pair of shoes
-
tied together so
-
when thrown at
-
someone with a
-
bad wind problem
-
the risk of
-
burning a hole
-
in your new
-
100% wool carpet
-
manufactured in China
-
& laid by
-
The nearest bricklayer
-
with a sloppy
-
girlfriend that does
-
dallas by the
-
tasting of cowboys
-
things that hang
-
down between their
-
dang ding dongs
-
providing every oppotunity
-
for funny business
-
that is filmed
-
by a curious
-
little man with
-
a bald head
-
and large hairless
-
hands operating a
-
profitable brothel, catering
-
business and barbershop
-
behind parliament house
-
where the big
-
hand is pointing
-
towards Julia's house
-
and the smaller
-
hand is shaking
-
a one-eyed trouser-snake
-
that's just eaten
-
a big juicy
-
muffin before breakfast
-
because it missed
-
out last week
-
because Bob Brown
-
kept on tugging
-
on Julia's skirt
-
trying to get
-
a new bike
-
so that he
-
could park it
-
cautiously between her
-
upper and lower
-
set of choppers
-
which falsely align
-
with ape hangers
-
better known as
-
Harley hanger bars
-
thats connected to
-
a great big
-
head stem support
-
your local Sherrif
-
Who needs the
-
key to the
-
neighbors chastity belt
-
who just got
-
the special code
-
on the spot
-
of soft skin
-
just where the
-
backdoor meets frontdoor
-
which is no
-
easy task unless
-
you carefully undo
-
the bonnet clips
-
then open up
-
and let it
-
cool off by
-
the running water
-
dribbling down her
-
rear end that
-
was as large
-
as a big
-
double cheesburger with
-
extra big buns
-
in the oven
-
that's why it
-
set on high
-
got hot quicker
-
to get the
-
juices flowing to
-
find the right
-
opportunity to get
-
a ride in
-
a 66 hertz
-
black and shiny
-
and silky smooth :smile01:
-
just like a
-
set of luscious
-
round and nubile
-
pig skin trotters
-
that are nice
-
dipped in chocolate
-
after they have
-
slowly cooked in
-
a slow simmering
-
pot of 10w-40
-
and diesel stew
-
from a worn
-
out sloppy old
-
retired street worker
-
truck with rusty
-
nuts and bolts
-
being held together
-
by three thousand
-
black cable ties
-
that were made
-
under licence from
-
the chinese government
-
of Premier Hooflungdung
-
Won Hung Low
-
who is known
-
to the locals
-
as a lunatic
-
who wears a
-
black trench coat
-
with a dirty
-
rear end that
-
constantly dribbles stuff
-
with shocking flatulence
-
that smells really
-
like a dead
-
fish in a
-
rotten old tank
-
full of dead
-
stuff that looks
-
like it just
-
came from a
-
camper's drop pit
-
surrounded by big
-
colorful Christmas pressies
-
decorated with bright
-
wrapping and shiny
-
bows and paper
-
that were used
-
by the last
-
known survivors of
-
the lost tribe
-
as many times
-
smellier than a
-
tank full of
-
over filled septic
-
tanks who got
-
emptied when a
-
Corvette parked.under
-
the S bend
-
got filled with
-
a boot full
-
of non returnable
-
big black rubber
-
road melting tyres
-
that are all
-
Worn out from
-
the boys getting
-
a bit too
-
Heavy on the
-
Heavy on the
-
gas pedal which
-
drops the clutch
-
onto a massive
-
Huge pressure plate
-
which makes the
-
tyres lay rubber
-
and the girls
-
who willingly give
-
up their time
-
to show their
-
freshly made muffins
-
which are delightfully
-
well kept and
-
really tasty with
-
little choc bits
-
placed on the
-
area with the
-
most to offer
-
any visitor who
-
dares to grab
-
hold of the
-
area beware because
-
someone is going
-
to get bitten
-
right between the
-
spot that always
-
causes much angst
-
because it is
-
a tasty treat
-
men can't resist
-
whilst ever women
-
KEEP OFFERING TO
-
never wash it
-
why should men
-
go to the
-
trouble of trying
-
to do the
-
whole netball team
-
when they all
-
had on their
-
key-less Chastity belts
-
which only requires
-
a secret password
-
like "open sesame"
-
and the whole
-
box and dice
-
comes to life
-
with the sound
-
of three words
-
that started with
-
'I gotta headache"
-
here's some Panadol
-
and a bucket
-
to use for
-
a bit of
-
what ails ya
-
as well as
-
washing my car
-
if it is
-
in need of
-
a nice clean
-
inviting back seat
-
With fluffy dice
-
hanging from the
-
'58 Corvette mirror
-
which was acquirred
-
after holding up
-
a guy in
-
somewhere near California
-
who's from Florida
-
nowhere near Australia
-
but eats crocodiles
-
and loves his
-
cross dressing boyfriend
-
with his Monaro
-
and platform shoes
-
and pinstripped slacks
-
a pink tanktop
-
that says I
-
love those monaros
-
especially the CV8Zs
-
which he's loved
-
more than his
-
best mate Nancy
-
who is also
-
A 4ft midget
-
known as tripod
-
who's got a
-
foot long sub
-
shaped snorkel that
-
you breathe through
-
when you're in
-
a layland P76
-
needing head work
-
all because of
-
the neighbors daughter
-
there was a
-
shortage of rubber
-
three foot long
-
to be used
-
over her body
-
and in her
-
most prized asset
-
a 1982 mustang
-
or 1967 Vert
-
which when combined
-
become the best
-
gangster mobile drug
-
law enforcement agency
-
in Gotham City
-
golly gosh batman
-
holly Shelby Mustang
-
Pow Whap Bam
-
thank you ma'am
-
with the flan
-
that's the plan
-
to catch Riddler
-
with his daks
-
around his ankles
-
and the moon
-
shining from somewhere
-
close to the
-
centre of Uranus
-
Then superman came
-
and screwed up
-
the whole thing
-
with nothing but
-
an anti-fungal cream
-
applied librally to
-
all the bits
-
that aren't connected
-
with the Fockers
-
or their relatives
-
which are brothers
-
of the priesthood
-
known as the
-
brotherhood of truth
-
Justice & the
-
Mustang way because
-
Mustangs rule OK
-
& don't forget it!
-
or the force
-
called Marist Brothers
-
will come and
-
do a dance
-
then moon everyone
-
causing an upset
-
that you don't
-
want on your
-
conchience for fear
-
that the nuns
-
perform an excorcism
-
at the local
-
yokel's next barbeque
-
praying that God
-
knows about Mustang's
-
and how the
-
pizza delivery guy
-
drives a shitbox
-
Toyota Prius that
-
produces more smoke
-
than an indian
-
blowing smoke rings
-
during meal time
-
with a peace-pipe
-
because its residue
-
fell over the
-
side of my
-
half of the
-
fence between the
-
edge of two
-
half broken mustangs
-
that were held
-
together with two
-
miles of sticky-tape
-
and cable ties
-
need more bondo
-
foam and wood
-
find an Australian
-
rust removal expert
-
to get the
-
job going to
-
America to kick
-
every single panel
-
straight so that
-
they could look
-
At how Aussies
-
really do their
-
shrimps on barbies
-
with extra hot
-
chillies curry and
-
some Kangaroo Kebabs
-
lots of beer
-
bacon, babes, bashings
-
and the occassional
-
thinga ma jig
-
with special sauce
-
and 2kg's of
-
don't answer the
-
question while you
-
mouth is full
-
of hot sauce
-
or you might
-
burn your tongue
-
or even your
-
bum when you
-
find out the
-
and require a
-
nice girl to
-
hold hands with
-
because she wouldn't
-
do the wild
-
ride of my
-
new Mustang with
-
out ensuring that
-
I mess on
-
every car that
-
is displayed with
-
a chevy badge
-
at a Mustang
-
cruising along at
-
a nice pace
-
with windows down
-
passing the cars
-
that are ricers
-
with Wanker Valves
-
doof! doof! poof
-
all the way
-
to the finish
-
and big BBQ
-
with big prawns
-
and big beers
-
to wash down
-
nectar from gods
-
made from beer
-
by the blondes
-
that chase you
-
in the nude
-
and when they
-
catch you they
-
you are subjected
-
to ferral bondage
-
at the mercy
-
of whoever may
-
be there at
-
that crucial time
-
When your mustang
-
finally decides to
-
show up at
-
local bottle shop.............:drink:
-
to buy some
-
STP Rocket fuel
-
you all jump
-
over the big
-
long black rubber
-
seals around the
-
bits that go
-
deep inside the
-
part that gets
-
wet & gooey
-
and then it
-
turns into a
-
cowell Plenum seal
-
that is really
-
a weather stopper
-
whether it stopped
-
the weather or
-
whether the weather
-
Will stop raining
-
for at least
-
a momentary lapse
-
long enough to
-
have a reason
-
to go cruising
-
along the long
-
newly built freeway
-
but really feeway
-
because her breasts
-
need some air
-
in between the
-
off ramps because
-
if it does
-
not do it
-
she'll go troppo
-
in Northern Ireland
-
and the rest
-
of the world
-
will get off
-
and buy 100
-
fresh cream tarts
-
so that they
-
all get puffy
-
and get stuck
-
between the teeth
-
of some unsuspecting
-
Tourist who just
-
got a mustang
-
for his wife
-
to fit fluffy
-
dice from the
-
large rap around
-
bra she wears
-
with her shiny
-
new shoes that
-
click when she
-
went to the
-
gestapo staff meeting
-
dressed as Goldilocks
-
to win the
-
award for the
-
most forum posts
-
ever to become
-
Miss nude mustang
-
who's secret was
-
safe with us
-
but not cheap
-
when considering the
-
door prize had
-
already been awarded
-
to the first
-
completely butt naked
-
MOCA member that
-
dropped their pants
-
at the general-elections
-
to elect the
-
Mustang Pageant Queen
-
because she wins
-
derriere of year
-
and a years
-
supply of adult
-
Valentines day ####
-
that featured some
-
wonderful pink floppy
-
disc's that sparkled
-
under the doona
-
of love when
-
the roses were
-
inserted stem first
-
open bit that
-
was really hard
-
to fit into
-
the smaller vase
-
filled with tulips
-
and other things
-
that continuously vibrated
-
when they were
-
injected with the
-
juice of life
-
over cum by
-
joy I was
-
that the third
-
time was about
-
having the right
-
flexibility and stamina
-
for later offers
-
on Ebay or
-
on Gumtree or
-
my garage sale
-
of my ex's
-
6" long rubber
-
ducky called Daffy
-
with the big
-
vibrating anal attachment
-
formerly owned by
-
some big Momma
-
who likes little
-
Red headed boys
-
who drive Triumphs
-
and wear berets
-
because they like
-
nancy boy's cars
-
in pink vinyl
-
jackets who prance
-
around with the
-
boys from the
-
hood that also
-
do River Dance
-
at Big Momma's
-
place which is
-
On any Sunday
-
the best place
-
in town to
-
get a burger
-
isn't Greasy Joe's
-
or Hungry Jacks
-
but a very
-
hairy greasy burger
-
that slides down
-
the throat with
-
Linda Lovelace directing
-
how far it
-
dribbles down the
-
determined by how
-
far it will
-
go before it
-
returns with a
-
bang and a
-
explosion unseen since
-
the GREAT fart
-
rocked the nation
-
causing the birth
-
of the Camaro
-
during the 60's
-
when the best
-
cars were Mustangs
-
& the rest
-
were all just
-
Rice Burners with
-
really shiny things
-
for exhaust tips
-
which were pointed
-
at her bum
-
which was really
-
just as big
-
as the rest
-
of the sister-in-law's
-
with their large
-
thirst for Crownies
-
which gets them
-
very highly motivated
-
and very loose
-
so that they
-
easily talked into
-
forgetting a headache
-
at that time
-
but they could
-
be acting for
-
a big anniversary
-
which will never
-
cease to amaze
-
when they try
-
adjusting the volume
-
on the Ghettoblaster
-
until the batteries
-
finally give up
-
and they need
-
a Flux capacitor
-
because time travel
-
in a Mustang
-
is really cool
-
and you can
-
go almost anywhere
-
in real comfort
-
to any time
-
from 1964 to
-
what ever suits
-
the time traveller
-
or his girlfriend
-
that regularly performs
-
at the pub
-
with ping pong
-
while also trying
-
to belly dance
-
holding a pole
-
between her legs
-
at three fortyfive
-
then at six
-
untill last drinks
-
all the boys
-
went to the
-
super administrators house
-
laughing about Corvettes
-
until they drove
-
down to Maccas
-
to show him
-
under the hood
-
which had the
-
Chev Big Block :thud:
-
that hunga rod
-
in the end
-
from doing burnouts
-
on the street
-
out front of
-
the cop shop
-
in down town
-
Oakleigh just as
-
the police commisioner
-
walked out front
-
for a leak
-
and other vegetables
-
to use as
-
nice hot soup
-
for homeless guys
-
and homeless mouths
-
but his soup
-
surprised the hoons
-
because it was
-
laced with secret
-
stuff that went
-
via the brain
-
to a blonde
-
on her knee's
-
begging for more
-
than a mouthfull
-
of a President
-
who was waiting
-
and his juice
-
made her barf :sick:
-
into the gutter
-
where she lived
-
with her cat
-
-ch of the day
-
a flathead Ford
-
with three carbs
-
plus a spare
-
pair of nuts
-
for the rims
-
which were shiny
-
on the outside
-
like a mudguard
-
freshly polished with
-
grit from the
-
Prime Ministers undies
-
after an election
-
she scraped through
-
the top layer
-
of the three
-
pairs of hot
-
Red Gee Strings
-
:sick:
-
which she promised
-
to clean when
-
before goin to
-
bed that night
-
with bob brown
-
who wore two
-
dresses just incase
-
it just slipped
-
out by accident
-
and scared the
-
living bejesus out
-
all the kiddies
-
that were just
-
having their Weeties
-
with some strawberries
-
while playing xbox
-
and Mario Kart
-
them off to
-
the funny farm
-
because its presence
-
fried their brains
-
until they were
-
bored out of
-
a solid piece
-
rubber that came
-
from the rear
-
of the local
-
pub car park
-
to the left
-
of the new
-
hot rod shop
-
that was selling
-
1000hp Shelby Mustangs
-
built by Mister
-
Magoo's nephew Waldo
-
who's a vegetarian
-
and a hairstylist
-
but can't spell
-
to save his
-
pet cobra snake
-
from the jaws
-
of twenty four
-
year old virgins
-
with a few
-
great big long
-
fangs containing fearful
-
amounts of poisonous
-
and very colourful
-
sticky pasty fluid
-
that smelled like
-
dead walruses ass
-
-istants wanted. Apply within
-
but only for
-
those that have
-
prior experience with
-
slapping the Turkey
-
or spanking Monkeys
-
in confined spaces
-
because they were
-
the new fashion
-
in crutchless knickers
-
for over sized
-
craniums that look
-
like Valient owners
-
with fluffy dice
-
hanging from the
-
rear view mirror
-
in the hot
-
pools at Rotorua
-
cruising around in
-
their colourfull happypants
-
and fluffy slippers
-
so they can
-
dance around like
-
fairies in the
-
most tantilizing short
-
totos which show
-
a lot of
-
the most unimaginable
-
things that are
-
dangling down between
-
a spot never
-
ever before seen
-
on public display
-
during the great
-
open day inspection
-
up near Newcastle
-
for the Nationals
-
with so many
-
Wake Up, Enjoy
-
Life, Wife, Mustang
-
and the other
-
stuff which can
-
happen at Nationals
-
or on the
-
way back home
-
to the big
-
show just south
-
of the great
-
divide that can
-
show off all
-
her mother gave
-
to the charity
-
for the CWA
-
stall at Numbugga
-
it doesn't fit
-
in the new
-
garage because its
-
rear end is
-
bigger than her
-
biggest one ever
-
that she gobbled
-
in the dark
-
without even looking
-
for a backup
-
to help with
-
the overwhelming mouthfull
-
so she spat
-
out the window
-
hitting the bald
-
elderly blind lady
-
right in the
-
middle of her
-
washing my car
-
for quarantine inspection
-
so that projectile
-
parts hidden in
-
the quarter panel
-
were found when
-
She comes home
-
finally after months
-
with no knickers
-
going full commando
-
until it was
-
found she was
-
buying a new
-
Shotgun to go
-
get her some
-
goverment quarantine inspector
-
leather scrotum bag
-
while at the
-
local knock shop:pop:
-
she found a
-
device which prolonged
-
the need for
-
a few more
-
little helper outings
-
that will make
-
her weak at
-
the knees while
-
still earning massive
-
dollars from her
-
testing of matresses
-
which were very
-
used and abused
-
from all the
-
fast and hard
-
sleeping that was
-
not commonly called
-
for on Tuesday
-
because of the
-
Mustang boys being
-
all prepared for
-
the big thing
-
with the massive
-
veins in the
-
left testicular area
-
right next too
-
a tattoo of
-
V8 firing order
-
that ran up
-
to a new
-
level of excellence
-
in tattoo design
-
with flourescent ink
-
that shows the
-
veins in the
-
upper thighs and
-
all the way
-
in the dark
-
until the light
-
hit the HO
-
who street walks
-
near the local
-
Mustang parts store
-
Selling her bits
-
in the flesh
-
with heavy discounts
-
especially for the
-
cool high beams
-
that turn on
-
with temp control
-
like some hotties
-
they stick out
-
for everyone as
-
it were cold
-
as hell in
-
in the skimpy
-
little G string
-
and fish net
-
stockings with high
-
heel cfm boots
-
showing off the
-
high cut skirt
-
which was raised
-
above her head
-
so that she
-
could show off
-
her brand new
-
piercing through her
-
see through garment
-
and pink lace
-
bra and panties
-
that matched her
-
well groomed bits
-
and her car
-
which was a
-
very nice shelby
-
GT350H......:smile01: Black n Gold
-
a prize winner
-
at the local
-
2 bob carwash
-
that gave free
-
advise to idiots
-
who showed their
-
true colors while
-
true colors while
-
holding their nuts
-
in their right
-
pocket in anticipation
-
that the wash
-
will make them
-
swell in size
-
like camel toes
-
in skin tight
-
bright pink leotards
-
with leopard print
-
knickers worn beneath
-
all moist due
-
to the rain
-
icing up due
-
to the cold
-
pressed olive oil
-
that was used
-
to lubricate all
-
black rubber bits
-
causing them to
-
chafe between the
-
touching drive shafts
-
as often as
-
every gear change
-
at 5,000 revs
-
I get flashed
-
by shift light
-
as you do
-
I think i have read them all and my mind was wondering, What is the ultimate 3 word story? I think i have found it!!
One we can all relate to..
SEX! why Not?
-
or even don't
-
go down there
-
because its smelly
-
when it cooks
-
and boils over
-
steaming all over
-
the walls and
-
really gets noticed
-
on the curtains
-
because of the
-
great big mess
-
from the explosion
-
that was caused
-
by over temperature
-
in the bed
-
next to dads
-
brand new slippers
-
with dodgy dockets
-
that were used
-
to buy glow
-
worm farms with
-
extra glowing worms
-
that work great
-
because they are
-
AC DC worms
-
have feelings too
-
great to imagine
-
What can happen
-
when you insert
-
a finely tuned
-
horn before sunrise
-
because thats when
-
the best time
-
for Big Horns
-
to blow their
-
best tune so
-
Theres a load!
-
of great sounds
-
fishy to me
-
because he always
-
gets to the
-
Mustang boys to
-
make sure they
-
have boots on
-
that will be
-
Looking pristine as
-
spurred and polished
-
Just like A
-
brand new mustang
-
thats presented with
-
new topless models
-
that were made
-
looking like mwizz
-
with blonde hair
-
that was natural
-
as was proved
-
by the professor
-
Julias Sumner Miller
-
in a test
-
puting chalk into
-
a glass of
-
fair dinkum Aussie
-
blue chemical dye
-
and start-ya-bastard spray
-
to start the
-
"it gets in"
-
Like A Teenager
-
who's on heat
-
and no-one to
-
help ease the
-
back pressure of
-
the left n right
-
politicians wasting squillions
-
of hard earned
-
enough this year
-
so when it
-
came to the
-
crunch they just
-
put their best
-
foot forward and
-
trod in something
-
warm dark and squishy
-
thats four words
-
so forget warm
-
just dark and
-
what is squishy
-
what is smelly
-
that isnt really
-
what I felt
-
but more so
-
who gives a
-
flying fig, so
-
there you go
-
and powered to
-
the rev limiter
-
which was fixed
-
to a screwdriver
-
with two wires
-
and a buzzer
-
in plain wrapping
-
which was marked
-
keep hands off
-
the spinning thing
-
it may pop
-
up in the
-
next add break
-
and then it
-
pops up again
-
if she's willing
-
to start the
-
ball rolling with
-
a twist of
-
lemon and lime
-
mixed on ice
-
in a glass
-
With mince meat
-
the new wife
-
loved the meat
-
covered in sauce
-
from who knows
-
as she was
-
cooking it with
-
her bare feet
-
by tenderizing the
-
heavy set rump
-
with a cleaver
-
before chopping it
-
handbag size slabs
-
of beef jerky
-
off you go
-
to the old
-
girl's pyjama party
-
with a bag
-
full of sweet
-
long bendy bananas
-
shaved to perfection
-
with a bic
-
^bic-entenial badge attached
-
to the point
-
somewhere over the
-
rainbow, meanwhile at
-
the mustang ranch
-
a party was
-
starting with a
-
few nutters arriving
-
with plenty of
-
cold root beer
-
all you've got
-
to do now
-
is clean the
-
pipes out thoroughly
-
making very loud
-
and obscene suggestions
-
about how their
-
about things that
-
go bbrrrppp in
-
the night and
-
also things that
-
go prrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-
and drink blood
-
could it be...
-
or not to
-
be on the
-
Vampire's web site
-
sucking on your
-
little red thing
-
while also going
-
round the next
-
episode of Masterchef
-
not mince again
-
but a nicer
-
three minute version
-
of the noodle
-
Later that day
-
the Yowies emerged
-
from the other
-
,They were Angry
-
because of the
-
Mustang owners had
-
used incorrect grammar
-
on to many
-
of the other
-
three word stories
-
Culminating in HIPPOPOTOÂMONSTROÂSESQUIPEDÂALÂIAN
-
with spelling mistake
-
all the way
-
to the last
-
around the world
-
at the local
-
pub where the
-
barmaid with the
-
oompa loompa's was
-
waiting for willy
-
Wonka's chocolate extravaganza
-
and Jeep founder
-
so that they
-
could run off
-
a few pamphlets
-
for a cool
-
change in hell
-
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and other big
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words of wisdom
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That's 8 words! :nono::smile01:
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or Welsh town
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in Doctor's writing
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or a Swahili
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from Port Hedland
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way out back
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behind the last
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of the old
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outback dunny doors
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that are covered
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with iron bark
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and MacDonalds wrappers
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and stale nuggets
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thrown at posters
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Remember to Flush!!!!
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after using newspaper
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to swat blowies
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and keep the
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skid marks shorter
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short is good
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for the Greenies
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as they won't
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flush the loo
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Because they r
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playing with their
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big red car
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in colored jumpers
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vegies as well
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as big steaks
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but greenies dont.
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Like fruit salad
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or similar food
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They hug trees
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Saying pretty please
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get off my
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Red hair leader
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but it's pubic
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shame that needs
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To be enforced
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with barbed wire
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handed out to
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those that are
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So stupid they
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don't make sense
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of anthing that
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The green said
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new chapter please...
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and then there
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was a maiden
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who liked the
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good life because
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we have mustangs
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with very big
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round rubber items
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disguised cunningly as
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big round things
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that squeeze your
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fuel so well
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you squirt a
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measured dose of
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white sticky cream
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Which most people
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don't like to
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Admit That they
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wipe up after.
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sticking a finger
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right into the
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porridge filled cavity
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by your tonsils
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so hard it
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it turned purple
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Later that day
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because the cold
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air vent was
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Pointing right at
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her up skirt
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-ing the original subject
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that was about
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mustangs i think
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I heard mum
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calling for tea
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And a crack
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appeared in the
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left rear quarter
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pounder with fries
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and a nice
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big piece of
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fresh baked bread
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meanwhile in Somalia
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the last boat
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of Australia bound
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trainee taxi drivers
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got hopelessly lost
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untill Captain Abdul
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went a-bit overboard
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In trying to
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teach them English
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from the phonebook
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So they can
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work in callcentres
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So that they
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answer phones with
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A French accent
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and tell people
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about Indian telephones
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which totally suck
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Because they use
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stuff made-in China
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That is infected
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with all sorts
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of viruses that
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have been around
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collecting for charity
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to help the
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Boat people make
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new boats with
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hand tools only
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but are equiped
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for midnight cruising
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Down Parramatta Road
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with a trombone.
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going DOOF DOOF
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and Whoop Whoop
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with windows down
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around their knees
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meanwhile in Elbonia
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they were playing
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adult strip poker
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and performing traditional
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rituals with sheep
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when the earth
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moved violently as
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much as Melbourne
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Did when molly
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kissed her dolly
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known as Polly
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with the frilly
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lacey bits removed
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she let everyone
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including trained iguanas
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and finger puppets
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Go the whole
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full five yards
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Of 30 second
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-hand Commodore hub caps
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which were hanging
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like symbols in
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an Alien Cemetery
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waiting to be
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coated in chocolate
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That was rich
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-er than Gina
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mixed by Willy
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Wonka and the
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chocolate miners who
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hired these strippers
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and paint removers
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did the rest
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Mean while in
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the wrecking yard
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the old girl
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seen a great
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Ford Mustang Fastback
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Sitting down by
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the car park
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singing show tunes
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and it was
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a cold, wet
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miserable Melbourne week
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when the new
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band, One Erection
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played soft tunes
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whilst blowing hard
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twice that evening
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Soon after they
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let it blow
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to the west
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then to the
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Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyndrobwillantysiliogogogoch Post office
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they started thinking
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"long Welsh name"
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but delivered it
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to the germans
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who weren't known
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For giving out
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Polish sausage recipes
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Since they gas
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the bbq with
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self produced methane
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after a curry
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makes them hurry
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off to the
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slurry with the
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bogroll in hand
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Pine-o-clean in other
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as they unload
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Their messy waste
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into Kenny's bucket
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and heartattack machine
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With special sauce
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donated by Nando's
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for the purpose
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Resistance is futile
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because the smell
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is so off
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you will heave
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your adnoids out
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as it reminds
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you of the
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time he chundered
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after seeing a
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colour picture of
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Julia Gillard in
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Greens budgie smugglers
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minus a budgie
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and a cockatoo
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snuggled neatly away
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between the red
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cheeks of her
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extremely unfortunate head
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hunter cousin, Cletus
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Maximus Erectus Malfunctionus
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nick named Droopy
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let one rip
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and the boys
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, who cunningly disguised
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One as a
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slow motion burnout
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which was infact
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not so slow
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as the big
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Thing just let
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them flop out
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so we can
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all admire them
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and tell stories
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About the good
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old days back
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When I was
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Mayor of Adelaide
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with a tutu
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and floppy hat
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Sitting down with
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three wise men
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Then jesus said
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he who last
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left the lid
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off the vegemite
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Shall be the
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the one who
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goes forth unto
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The gallows pole
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dancing competition is
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wearing a tutu
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that was too
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long, so they
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said to her
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go and do
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and do and
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get that thing
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outa my face
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Before I end
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up with a
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lovely bunch-o-coconuts
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with Pink Tassels
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swirling in the
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cold dawn mist
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as the sun
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rose over the
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yard arm that
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pointed happily towards
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the beer fridge
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near thought cross
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-ed my twisted mind
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when suddenly Elouise
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Sprung from a
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van parked nearby
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only half dressed
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up in a
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hot air baloon
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That looked like
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a big banana
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with a purple
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people eater's face
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And a big
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fruit salad hat
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thing that blows
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In the jungle
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where the monkeys
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play with the
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Lovely bunch of
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Coconuts that have
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no particular use
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In a workshop
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filled with tools
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other than to
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beat down a
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Chevy with the
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brown pooper scooper
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that was full
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Of Toyota turds
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and a half
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a twist of
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lemon with scented
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candles set on
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ya mates missus
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is taking orders
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For how many
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attending the boozeup
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down at the
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local hang out
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your scrap iron
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will be mixed
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With a dash
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of rusty holdens
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to make a
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nother few ricers
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for the purpose
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crossing the road
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for some chopsticks
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with pigs trotters
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to help the
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Mustang boys finally
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Show them guys
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where Wally is
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At the end
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Of the big
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highway that leads
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to the south
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Coast of Australia
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where anything can
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and usually is
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not complete till
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The fatlady sings
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I've got a
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lovely buncha coconuts
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and they've got
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Queensland bananas for
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sale in the
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local hardware store
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at that stage
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the alien leader
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pointed the Laser
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, Honda and Peugeot
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out to the
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Best home brewery
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that money can
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buy. The next
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appointment was with
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a homebrewer from
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the twilight zone
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Who brewed the
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hops to make
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the best ever
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head on a
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Pommie beer glass
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You'd ever seen
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Later on that
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Frisky Sally tried
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to go over
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what she wanted
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When i tried
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to do with
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the fact that
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She had just
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stole some diamonds
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Worth millions of
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red jelly beans
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And then tried
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to photograph the
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little green aliens
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who stole the
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dogs fresh biscuits
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to prop up
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another one of
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their weird things
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which would eventually
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decay before your
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eyes, while the
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time rolled on
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as it does
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in a TARDIS
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onto Desolation Row
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so the Dr.
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Death, he kept
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stuffing the topic
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into Sarah Jane's...
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time tunnel then
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she had an
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affair with the
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Captain James T Kirk
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whilst he was
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weightless in space
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wearing nothing but
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his great big
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Willie Wonker pants
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and chocolate coated
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nuts which were
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starting to melt
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And neck minute
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through the door
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out the back
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of the oasis
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near the palms
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there layed satan
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exhausted by witches
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who had a
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habit of licking
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every part of
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Of the huge
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red toffee drops
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which taste like
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crap after beer
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wine and spirits
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Although you could
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Hold your nose
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to make it
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taste a bit
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like the thing
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your mother inlaw
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wants you to
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taste on ocassions
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when she's sober
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and not screwing
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large Philips head
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because Philip dislikes
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being screwed into
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a very tight
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place which could
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make him vomit
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into a bucket
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Full of homebrew
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that the neighbors
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had been making
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With leftovers from
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last week's haggis
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which is normally
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For Holden drivers
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who dont have
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Fast Mustangs to
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drive to the
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raceway every weekend
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to watch the
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most important movie
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Of the day
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that featured a
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caped crusader and
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his latest conquest
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she was so
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ashamed because his
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attempt at simply
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putting on a
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luminous ribbed one
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that would go
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Bright green in
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the dark room
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so that his
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motherinlaw can see
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what sort of
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man he was
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instead of what
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his stripper friend
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used to tell
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everyone on facebook
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about happy endings
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with Little BoPeep
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and her sheep
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when she wanted
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to go rooting
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around the back
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near the hay
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bale that had
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been placed next
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door to the
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wall with a
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Huge mustang mural
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lit up like
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a new forum
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full of great
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new features that
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make our day
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and are very
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informative for newbies
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and top end
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Mustang crazy enthusiasts
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finding their way
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to end this
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very funny story
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of three words
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on each post
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but alas theres
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always a way
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of quick reading
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by using a
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three eyed Martian
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three eyed Martian
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with a red
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butt and a
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big green wobbly
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unread posts button
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And anal probes
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which really hurt
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the second time
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because your awake
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after that noise
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that was made
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despite the cork
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plug in the
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spot when pulled
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from one end
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flushing out the
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brown dirty stuff
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choked up because
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of the blockage
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Of the venturi
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highway near the
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water works and
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the gold mine
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with large deposits
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were passed just
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up the street
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from the white
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cat with the
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staffie latched on
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his bleeding neck
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whilst running from
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me after spraying
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it black with
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Shelby stripes which
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ran all the
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Way from the
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top to the
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tail and around
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the underneath so
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concours judges could
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Finally find something
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up the creek
:smash:
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with the shiny
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Paddle and a
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few Bondi cigars
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that were found
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without a paddle
:lol:
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so the exhaust
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vented out the
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right and left
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side of the
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so that when
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you looked closely
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they were hidden
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from prying eyes
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of the local
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people that like
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judging under carriages
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before showing the
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on looking public
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A great car
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and a girl
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who just brought
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two hidden outlets
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from up behind
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Two Rivers Retreat
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which was a
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Asian nudist colony
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Just down the
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old bush track
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That runs down
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by the river
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To the old
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spot where playful
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Dykes on bikes
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get naked and
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Show hairy armpits
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before plaiting their
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mates hairy mix
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of bright coloured
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pony tail plaits
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which always jammed
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the rear sprocket
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long haired wigs
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were never allowed
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because of the
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old technology in
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Most people's lives
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dragging them into
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remote control living
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room that had
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every device known
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to man or
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beast. Then theres
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the other type
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of machine known
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as a symbian
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which needed updating
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because its vibrations
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set off the
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Richterscale meters to
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to maximum level
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and above when
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the High button
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made the symbian
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flex like never
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before seen footage
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with lucky charms
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jingling because the
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breeze blew through
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the various cracks
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in the manifold
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so it needed
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some bog to
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fill the gaping
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crack that appeared
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behind your missus
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skirt when she
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bent down to
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meet your requirements
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to stop tail-gating
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and vent gas
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through a well
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used back door
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with unusual knob
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that was left
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open and inviting
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you to a
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burst of luscious
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moist taste sensation
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of fresh muffin
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and fish paste
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that came from
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the Lower Antilles
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just below the
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belly button hole
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around the corner
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from the crev-ass
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which was never
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entered unless she
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gave the nod
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to a blind
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man with his
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white stick and
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some love beads
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around his ankle
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because the nod
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was too big
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to pass solids
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but good for
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taking it where
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it matters most
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That I'm Back
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behind the wheel
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while being touched
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on the end
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of the gearstick
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closest to the
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base of the
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well lubricated internal
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which will never
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see the sun
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shine as much
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as yours did
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because it had
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recently been buffed
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stuffed and duffed
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and looked like
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underside of a
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very old boat
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that had been
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covered in crabs
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and exposed to
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the dark side
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because its protrusions
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stuck out like
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GT tailpipes on
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a Brabham Torana
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at the tip
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of the country's
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far northern peninsula
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of some distant
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location, location, location
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On the bottom
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Looking back at
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those sailing toward
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us in droves
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and over the
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other side of
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in the middle
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back when the
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world was new
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and virgins galore
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roamed the earth
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there was a
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three word story
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that truthfully told
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of three wise
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but really ugly
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corvette owners who
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also owned Mustangs
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that they honestly
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saw the toothfairy
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to fund there
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expanding prostitution ring
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for everyones entertainment
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by giving customers
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a free sample
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. This, of course
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included toast and
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marmalade for tea
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followed by a
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bit of crumpet
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that tasted like
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Sweet sweet honey
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because its ingredients
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included bee droppings
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that had fallen
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on to the
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plate when served
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while dining in
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the presence of
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Her Royal Highness
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Queen Freddie Mercury
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all star quartet
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five of them
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all loved surfing
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and sang Wipeout
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while dancing in
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a pink tutu
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and smoking dope
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causing hallucinations of
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something not quite
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right with underwear
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on their head
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master's school desk
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located near the
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right rear wheel
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of the Mustang
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that was having
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soft pink paint
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applied to the
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overall aspects of
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unidentified flying objects
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wearing leopard print
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space suits and
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carbon fibre dentures
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that were cleaned
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by customs last
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using steel wool
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which wasn`t stainless
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but removed skidmarks
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not rust stains
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on the anchor
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attached to your
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big floaty thing
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that was trying
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but never really
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did anything absolutely
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to enhance the
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status of royalty
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only given to
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those chosen to
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drive highly modified
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left hand drives
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or RHD automatics
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with centre consoles
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removed by thieving
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food from cafe's
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and other outlandish
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events happening to
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silly Mopar owners
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who can't drive
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a nail without
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an owner's manual
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written in brail
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by illiterate trogs
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commanding naval frigates
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in the battle
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of the sexes
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wearing pink thongs
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with a side-salad
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and tuning fork
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as chrome accesories
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on their shoelaces
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they tied around
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the thing that
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flapped around lots
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like elephants ears
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in your garden
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and the shed
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door keeps banging
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like a dunnydoor
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in Dunnedoo town
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somewhere out west
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where kangaroos hop
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and damage Mustangs
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rounding up cockatoos
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flying very low
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at phenomenal speed
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like mach1 speed
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on a bicycle
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riding after ponies
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chasing their tails
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while sucking lollipops
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and eating chocolate
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with Willy Wonka
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's big-breasted chief Oompaloompah
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at the factory
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making pink thongs
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like bum floss
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between your teeth
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to remove spinach
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from Popeye's pipe
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in exchange for
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some Olive Oil
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to loosen up
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your rusted nuts
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just like WD40
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Vasoline or Wet-Stuff
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on your toys
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including big ones
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big black ones
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lots of them
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are used for
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unsatisfied house wives
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with fluffy dice
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suspended from their
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red garter belts
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like decorations on
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a stripper's boobs
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for adults only
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on cable TV
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just after the
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sunday roast lamb
-
but before the
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Monday morning breakfast
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and that sucks..
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more than ever
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when it's congealed
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like gooey stuff
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that dribbles out
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and dries hard
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on your socks
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which could prove
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very crunchy underfoot
-
like rice bubbles
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snap,crackle, pop
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goes the weasel
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which lead to
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a dry mouth
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dampened with Coronas
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and lime juice
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many times over
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to produce the
-
worst hangover ever
-
since last time
-
we all went
-
to find the
-
great keppel adventure
-
on the Titanic
-
where the ice :smilies:
-
was very sharp
-
and quite scary
-
for those unaware
-
what lurked below
-
a females waistline
-
was for all
-
full of teeth
-
so tantalizing to
-
show us all
-
but no touching
-
the fairy floss
-
in the playground
-
where the kids
-
are not allowed
-
to ask questions
-
about toast making
-
or what happens
-
the next day
-
After The Bucksnight
-
when all through
-
the stormy night
-
where evil lurks
-
behind the mask
-
of pseudo normality
-
where no man
-
dares to tread
-
the path of
-
the black panther
-
that hunts its
-
prey by waiting
-
for a rainyday
-
in undies drawers
-
lined with glitter
-
and raffiawork adornments
-
that sparkle like
-
sequin covered cornflakes
-
that taste like
-
old bum sweat
-
slapped on toast
-
with butter and
-
used sump oil
-
over chocolate freckles
-
with toe jam
-
and kitty litter
-
in your bed
-
with white sheets
-
and mirrored ceiling
-
showing reflections of
-
a hairy woman
-
of russian heritage
-
begging for more
-
bees wax to
-
shine his knob
-
on the bedpost
-
like the priest
-
did last week
-
while giving comunion
-
to a congregation
-
of seven dwarves
-
and nine lives
-
in a bottle
-
with a worm
-
and sector drive
-
that smelt like
-
burnt toffee apple
-
and cats guts
-
with onion gravy
-
that shot out
-
of your nose
-
and also your
-
Mustang's exhaust pipes
-
that shine like
-
freshly polished poop
-
that was once
-
your morning glory
-
until the wedding
-
invitations were sent
-
and your bridesmaid
-
didn`t wear any
-
green tinted jewellery
-
to match her
-
oddly spaced teeth
-
and odd smelling
-
floral pink socks
-
that were never
-
seen by any
-
of her previous
-
dogs and cats
-
only by strangers
-
at the pole-dancing
-
lessons taught by
-
little miss muppet
-
and the three
-
buxom blonde strippers
-
that were all
-
into each other
-
before dawn broke
-
on Australia Day
-
or any other
-
sticky humid day
-
in the knockshop
-
next door to
-
the place that
-
smelt alot like
-
Julia's old knickers
-
which were huge
-
old circus tents
-
that just covered
-
the elephant's trunk
-
and the massive
-
Peanut in his
-
left nostrel was
-
forcefully removed with
-
long nose pliers
-
and a sledgehammer
-
AS BLOOD FLOWED
-
Kimbo Slice smashed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice)
-
another water melon
-
for all to
-
end this story! :smash:
-
such is life
-
in the big
-
are we there
-
or somewhere else
-
sending the remnants
-
into the pie
-
four and twenty
-
or Sergeants eaten
-
at the footy
-
with tomato sauce
-
all over your
-
nice white tie
-
and onto your
-
nice white shoes
-
and yellow bib
-
that protected your
-
hot wheels mustang
-
with its broken
-
front universal joint
-
and LHS axle
-
while in reverse
-
doing a burnout
-
over a speedhump
-
humping at speed
-
raising the car
-
to new levels
-
of performance by
-
giving it all
-
and getting more
-
excited by the
-
massive tyre smoke
-
emitted by the
-
bue viagra pills
-
instead of the
-
black licorice sticks
-
as long as
-
the giraffes neck
-
and elephant's trunk
-
don't become one
-
with the spirit
-
of distilled corn :beer:
-
but beer's ok
-
if it's Boags
-
and of course
-
made in Mexico
-
By Salma Hayek
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/Gronker/SalmaHayek_zps985bf8df.jpg)
-
without the bikini
-
hiding her assets
-
which are hugely
-
very much tasty
-
and popular with
-
most human males
-
except those that
-
prefer muscley men
-
with no necks
-
who like too
-
play with their
-
tools on weekends
-
in their mancaves
-
because there they
-
hide in there
-
away from the
-
things that always
-
fondle their massive
-
Snapon tool chests
-
with hairy surroundings
-
that smell like
-
last week's roadkill
-
cooked up with
-
used sump oil
-
displayed in blobs
-
floating in water
-
within her steamy
-
bathroom shower fog
-
and great big
-
wet meaty thighs
-
rubbing as the
-
friction builds up
-
during....s.....inter.... :leaving:
-
requiring axle grease
-
applied with a
-
double ended appliance
-
usually kept in
-
the garden shed
-
behind the door
-
along with the
-
blower and mulcher
-
and stroppy Redbacks
-
entwined in the
-
toys that were
-
used for reasons
-
not repeatable here
-
but may be
-
whispered in private
-
when sipping scotch
-
in the gazebo
-
by the pool
-
in a deckchair
-
surrounded by babes
-
and engaging in
-
whatever takes your
-
Mustang down the
-
Great Ocean Road
-
past the apostles
-
and into the
-
Port Campbell pub
-
where every drink
-
is perfectly chilled
-
and served by
-
naked hairy truckies
-
with no balls
-
to bowl with
-
but two big
-
ham shaped buttocks
-
that smelt like
-
burnt tyre rubber
-
emitting from my
-
Baby 289 Windsor
-
which needs rings
-
on its fingers
-
and bells on
-
its dangly bits
-
on the mirror
-
accelerating with thrust
-
past everything else
-
at Phillip Island
-
with turbo thrusters
-
and bicycle wheels
-
with no tyres
-
letting sparks fly
-
into the eyes
-
of the spectators
-
who were overly
-
close to the
-
edge of the
-
olympic diving pool
-
which is very
-
moist at times
-
and very deep
-
in imponderable thought
-
about the things
-
that are imponderable
-
titillating our insatiable
-
need for stubbies
-
and thongs like
-
true Mustang drivers
-
gathering in groups
-
of young men
-
and beautiful women
-
with beautiful machines
-
to go dragracing
-
out by the
-
old bush thunderbox
-
which smelt like
-
Rolf Harris's underpants
-
after a vindaloo
-
followed by a
-
well deserved understanding
-
to do nothing
-
in regards to
-
whatever the other
-
person is thinking
-
while life goes
-
up and down
-
with her moods
-
radical like a
-
chev engined Mustang
-
or constipated cat
-
which is similar
-
in similarity to
-
a worn out
-
mother's little helper
-
who needs chocolate
-
to satisfy his
-
pet python that
-
was let loose
-
and named Monty
-
after the Great
-
Gatsby's pet rottwieler
-
seething and snarling
-
With his best
-
three piece suit
-
torn to bits
-
around the park
-
with his pet
-
budgie being led
-
into the mouth
-
of a waiting
-
big yellow taxi
-
parked near the
-
Mustang Football Club
-
for the grand
-
final of the
-
wet Tshirt competition
-
keeping abreast of
-
the boobie traps
-
that can expose
-
poor men to
-
a road to
-
the Tasmanian map
-
which was quite
-
the tortuous experience
-
considering the amount
-
of petrol expenditure
-
for sniffing needs
-
which bothers budgies
-
especially during election
-
requiring some thought
-
which can hurt
-
if you try
-
to put it
-
where it won't
-
or isn't`t supposed
-
to really fit
-
maybe apply some
-
more elbow grease
-
or massage oils
-
followed by some
-
vaseline for luck
-
with hard pushing
-
while the large
-
firm but blunt
-
tool in use
-
requires some coaxing
-
like a dud
-
firecracker waiting to
-
fizzle out sadly
-
because the wick
-
has blown out
-
or was too
-
way too wet
-
or the matches
-
had all but
-
lost their spark
-
in an otherwise
-
nicely sparky situation
-
exploding with vibrant
-
colours that sang
-
for their supper
-
wanting more please
-
unless the entire
-
dish is eaten
-
by the greyhound
-
while digesting the
-
cat that had
-
got stuck in
-
next door's cat
-
by the seaside
-
with white sand
-
oozing from its
-
otherwise infested regions
-
between it's toes
-
that had been
-
previously inserted into
-
a one-hump camel-toe
-
with too many
-
jockeys riding it
-
harder than you
-
think she'd enjoy
-
an ice cold
-
pack located somewhere
-
in the trunk
-
that was chilled
-
to the bone
-
and full of
-
shiite like Julia
-
sucking on LSD
-
and life savers
-
wearing budgie smugglers
-
that's snugglers yo!
-
keeping boys warm
-
and girls even
-
tempered and compliant
-
more than a
-
used bandsaw blade
-
or roughcut maniacs
-
crazy wild thing
-
wanting to try
-
just a little
-
quick fiddle occasionally
-
so that when
-
the time comes
-
they cook pancakes
-
to stack flat
-
with a bottomless
-
plates of food
-
and coffee cup
-
frothing at the
-
orifice just near
-
to my evil
-
smelling rotten little
-
local independent politician
-
in deep trouble
-
with credit cards
-
paying for sexual
-
favors of a
-
multitude it seems
-
but all in
-
brawl at the
-
local watering hole :beer:
-
It's your shout
-
said the wombat
-
who eats roots
-
and leaves, then
-
has a nap
-
and rolls over
-
just like beethoven
-
playing with his
-
rock and roll
-
when played backwards
-
that sounds like
-
Lady Gaga but
-
more like Jimmy
-
the animal steel
-
and his wise
-
old banana benders
-
who had the
-
chicks going off
-
on a tangent
-
way beyond our
-
area of expertise
-
with similar similarities
-
and similar dissimilarities
-
and regular irregularities
-
and irregular regularities
-
after bad prawns
-
on vegemite sandwiches
-
were available to
-
to be regurgitated
-
so once again
-
a prawn/Veg sanga
-
saves the day
-
like Dudley Dorite
-
who always gets
-
his man, unless
-
he's a she
-
with centrepost removed
-
and better upholstery
-
with points of
-
view to be
-
Analysed and scrutinised
-
at the mustang
-
Nationals in Perth
-
where experts are
-
gathering like ants
-
picking and poking
-
cleaning and polishing
-
this big old
-
show of mustangs
-
Silky oak tree
-
thats near the
-
big old smelly
-
concrete septic tank
-
that's been there
-
for some time
-
since the Mustangs
-
are in perth
-
looking just fine
-
getting drooled on
-
and thoroughly inspected
-
Mr Bean Walked
-
in black tie
-
and nothing else
-
all because he
-
was head judge
-
wearing a grin
-
wider than anything
-
on his chin
-
He then decided
-
to take a
-
huge giant piss
-
on the flames
-
in front of
-
my mustang fastback
-
000 was dialled
-
and along came
-
Mrs Doubt Fire
-
with flaming boobs
-
that popped and
-
crackled and smoked
-
seething with excrament
-
the colour of
-
you donwanna know
-
what's cooking tonight
-
in the bedroom
-
for fear of
-
fearsome bloody reprisals
-
from the bride
-
all dressed in
-
shiny black leather
-
with thigh boots
-
and a whip
-
all glossy black
-
paint work that
-
shone like a
-
fresh polished mirror
-
with reflections of
-
beers n babes
-
doing things that
-
makes mummy ashamed
-
But Mummy can't
-
pass judgement, because
-
everybody will think
-
she probably also
-
once upon a
-
time long ago
-
participated in many
-
private antique auctions
-
flogging family jewels
-
along with other
-
very precious items
-
linked to various
-
lovely salacious acts
-
which means that
-
your dirty mind
-
is working overtime
-
as per usual
-
day and night
-
in all kinds
-
of ways that
-
make me blush
-
while adjusting my
-
blue jock strap
-
with brown stripes
-
after a wedgie
-
around your nose
-
that was worse
-
in comparison to
-
up your nose
-
and out your
-
big bore tailpipe
-
that drew attention
-
from the cops
-
along with the
-
well shaved strippers
-
running behind the
-
famous Pope Mobile
-
on the way
-
to Harry`s Café
-
then they went
-
absolutely ballistic when
-
the Pope stripped
-
down to his
-
Borat swimming outfit
-
and went streaking
-
around the pews
-
into saint peters
-
unitl he found
-
His minties packet
-
that was hidden
-
in a hole
-
in the wall
-
behind the dunny
-
lined with mustang
-
and topless women
-
begging for some
-
sun burn cream
-
and a mintie
-
in a hole
-
mess of whoopie
-
Goldberg's black dress
-
around her white
-
shiny pearl necklace
-
with black diamonds
-
and chrome buckles
-
from mustang seatbelts
-
laid out on
-
the original benchseat
-
with worn cushions
-
and chrome studs
-
in his nostrils
-
that flared like
-
a fighting bull's
-
raging thrusting desire
-
to do a
-
tyre frying burnout
-
in reverse gear
-
attracting the attention
-
of blonde beauties
-
wearing nothing but
-
tattoos and smiles
-
while riding harleys
-
into the sunset
-
begging for me
-
to encourage them
-
to show us
-
their great delight
-
in doing handstands
-
and leg splits
-
showing their tanned
-
bum cheeks and
-
hairy arm pits
-
while lifting weights
-
above their heads
-
for Russian trainers
-
and checkuslovearkian military
-
drug sniffing dogs
-
and then comes
-
a herd of
-
overweight gym instructors
-
that flex their
-
big whip aerials
-
to the sound
-
Billy Ray Syrus
-
and our mustang's
-
lovely exhaust note
-
when overtaking ricers
-
doing mega rpms
-
and getting nowhere
-
because only Jap
-
rice rockets can
-
attract attention of
-
two litre lovers
-
one litre per
-
lover is quite
-
enough because organs
-
play in church
-
and strange music
-
will come forth
-
Moses came fourth
-
brock came fifth
-
Clinton came often
-
especially using cigars
-
with tobacco odor
-
that wofted like
-
thick smog around
-
high rise buildings
-
and thats when
-
the base jumpers
-
went on strike
-
wearing only a
-
mankini and parachute
-
picketing at the
-
two thousand metre
-
high penthouse suite
-
of Gunther Stubbs
-
who recently purchased
-
Angelina Jolie's boobs
-
just for fun
-
-bags on display
-
in a museum
-
that displayed how
-
perfect they sat
-
like fresh jellies
-
in the fridge
-
alongside the beer
-
and Tiger prawns
-
which looked like
-
they were fresh
-
once upon a
-
dreary rainy Sunday
-
with vibrant colours
-
from the rainbow
-
painted Shelby Mustang
-
pulling a crowd
-
in with his
-
free Mintie offer
-
with every can
-
Harden up spray
-
alluding to infinitesimal
-
multifarious unencumbered remonstrances
-
which basically means
-
it looked good
-
and smelt better
-
than a fumey
-
1981 Mitsubishi Sigma
-
with rusty exhausts
-
near its turbo
-
matic toilet flusher
-
overflowing but underterred
-
unflushed and unaltered
-
stagnant like a
-
big Cuban cigar
-
shaped like a
-
turd coloured zeppelin
-
that went down
-
because it could
-
fizzle when wet
-
oozing with sludge
-
and more wrinkles
-
than your grannys
-
rather tame elephant
-
under the bed
-
in the gzunder
-
that's next to
-
her warm longnecks
-
that require some
-
chilling before you
-
start the frolics
-
well into the
-
mardy gra in
-
your crutchless Y-fronts
-
sporting more than
-
a cheery smile
-
but a wopping
-
twelve inch subwoofer
-
with two tweeters
-
delicately deafening the
-
the sensiblities of
-
King Karactacus's Ladies
-
DELICATE VIRGIN EARS
-
being covered by
-
Ten's late news
-
that Derrin Hinch
-
waffled on about
-
while scratching his
-
knackers off camera
-
in broard daylight
-
and nostril cleaning
-
by using a
-
well sharpened fingernail
-
that went through
-
the Vietnam war
-
unscathed except for
-
scratching his ear
-
and other parts
-
never touched by
-
sharpened up fingernails
-
except navel lint
-
inside his naval
-
Army and Airforce
-
and his armpit
-
with plaited hair
-
hanging right down
-
past his knees
-
one black one
-
from his left
-
and two blondes
-
from his right
-
one that looked
-
worse than Gaga
-
doing a handstand
-
with no knickers
-
that resembled a
-
map of Tasmania
-
tattooed on her
-
Left side of
-
her Maori husband
-
who was rather
-
a large lad
-
with a baldspot
-
under a Merkin
-
that smelt like
-
a Scotsman's jockstrap
-
that had been
-
soaked in vomit
-
after flyblown Haggis
-
so when the
-
out of date
-
excrement boggled off
-
the end of
-
the world was
-
seen on Uranus
-
along with your
-
your mother-in-laws knickers
-
along with nightmares
-
and delusions of
-
ancient wrinkly bumcracks
-
airing in sunlight
-
across the bonnet
-
preferably commodore bonnet
-
Not the Mustang
-
except rusty ragtops
-
that aren't mustangs
-
but belong to
-
owners of Jap
-
doof doof ricers
-
smoking and knocking
-
with clapped turbo's
-
and blown woofers
-
just like dogs
-
with no nuts
-
that seek revenge
-
on nut cutters
-
and owners that
-
that feed them
-
to the cat
-
and the pony
-
with flash wheels
-
and big fats
-
by far exceeding
-
what's anatomically normal
-
without any limitations
-
to mouth sizes
-
or donut holes
-
to fit
-
bugger,bugger,bugger
-
me, isn't it
-
cold outside today
-
screeched the Cocky
-
Farmer to his
-
three lovely daughters
-
wearing only their
-
recently applied tattoos
-
while in woolworths
-
to buy smokes
-
and warm clothes
-
the keen shopper
-
noticed naked tats
-
near the crumpets
-
in the fresh
-
fruit and veg
-
which was reflected
-
by the way
-
leeks stood up
-
then fell down
-
exhausted and replete
-
laying prostate for
-
their annual examination
-
with rubber gloves
-
that men hate
-
to use on
-
any day ending
-
with a Y
-
and month ending
-
on the 30th
-
except when there
-
is no alternative
-
but to say
-
crack a Tinny
-
and think of
-
Friday night footy
-
and a pizza
-
with no anchovies
-
and no olives
-
but extra cheese
-
which is sad
-
without any sauce
-
to drizzle onto
-
the wet saucepan
-
to add flavour
-
and hearty aroma
-
that hung around
-
like a rotten
-
potato in your
-
bright pink jocks
-
that your mother
-
laid out for
-
you to wear
-
inside out with
-
skid marks uppermost
-
displaying patches of
-
leftover pizza pieces
-
consumed in ravinous
-
fashion then excreted
-
with diced carrots
-
that are compulsory
-
for your eyesight
-
when you drink
-
like a fish
-
of water that's
-
turned into wine
-
but not bread
-
that's anyone's flesh
-
was touched with
-
unless of course
-
it also wasn't
-
confusing to follow
-
the ten commandments
-
without the bible
-
for moral guidance
-
and healthy eating
-
and drinking lots
-
and lots of
-
cheap red wine
-
topped off by
-
three day growth
-
of hair on
-
your pink palms
-
with long fingernails
-
on coconut shells
-
precariously just covering
-
land crab holes
-
full of seaweed
-
and rum bottles
-
that were once
-
full of rum
-
but are now
-
full of messages
-
to the corinthians
-
and the Romans
-
and the missus
-
with the kids
-
dear john letters
-
and French letters
-
mais oui monsiur
-
whatever that means
-
I agree mister
-
and Mrs Smith
-
who makes chips
-
and adult movies
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in his garage
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where the Mustang
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would come alive
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lights camera action
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on the bonnet
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in the trunk
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and the airfilter
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through the manifold
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out the extractors
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through the mufflers
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into the atmosphere
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for all to
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make skid marks
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on the skidpad
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down the road
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from the summernats
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where they used
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smoke more than
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mirrors to show
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after dark activities
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involving various toys
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for various boys
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with vibrating parts
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from their toolbox
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which is green
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which means GO
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and orange means
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GO like hell
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till batteries die
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and need some
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tender loving care
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maybe even redbull
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or Jack Daniels
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over cracked ice
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under a bridge
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with other wineo's
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and gear heads
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using buzz words
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and chain saws
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to cut firewood
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to use it
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for their stills
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and the BBQ
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under the boardwalk
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with the other
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group of kids
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to sizzle sausages
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and large steaks
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What, No ribs
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and maybe ribs
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with haloumi cheese
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and greek salads
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And Turkish hats
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and Spanish onions
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and naval oranges
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and airplane cockpits
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without a jumpseat
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to make you
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feel very uneasy
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when upside down
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gripping the joystick
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in your muzzy
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which is fun
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in the sun
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on a run
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gunning the motor
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smoking the tyres
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mooning the onlookers
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whilst having a
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couple of beers
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and a Jack
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of all trades
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master of none
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fixing your diff
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What's the diff?
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there's no diff!
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on a wheelbarrow
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or a skateboard
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or a ricer
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with no rotors
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but the wheels
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had two wheelnuts
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barely finger tight
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with one loosened
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was not enough
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to save the
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deadly death wobbles
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from the steering
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that vibrated through
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my massive biceps
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and your forearms
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covered in ink
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with images of
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your Pony and
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and a selfie
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of your rear
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held high for
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the exhaust to
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blow smoke out
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and into the
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wild blue yonder
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with the sun
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and the moon
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shining onto your
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chrome air cleaner
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mattstang quietly said
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without any effort
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give it heaps
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in first gear
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and let the
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rear hang out
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without getting busted
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by the fuzz
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on Parramatta Rd.
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pistons and wheels
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being put through
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lightning and thunder
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from the exhaust
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as the nitro
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in the air
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frightens the chooks
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that much they
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laid scrambled eggs
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assaulted and buttered
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by the hoods
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break dancing and
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skipping along the
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famous route 66
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in an old
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american muscle car
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painted red with
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gold plated pinstripes
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over the hood
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roof and trunk
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and rear valance
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turning heads wherever
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it was sideways
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gutter to gutter
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bum to bumkin
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tight grip on
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the three spoke
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prior to thinking
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what the hell
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let's just go
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to the show
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and make a
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grand Mustang entrance
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by arriving with
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an AC Cobra
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or Mustang convertible
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with white ribbons
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and white walls
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that's white walls
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made many years
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ago with no
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pickle or mayo
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on the sao
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just red tomato
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looking fastback assuming
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a saucy ending
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and a hangover
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from the other
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alternative variable option
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of drinking margaritas
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in the sweet
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presence of your
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fellow Mustang owners
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wearing nothing but
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a mustang tattoo
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don't look Ethyl
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nor you Myrtle
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this isn't for
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the faint hearted
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may I suggest
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a cold shower
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followed by a
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Jack Daniels with
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a dash of
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who gives a
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kick in the
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Rear end of
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a rusty old
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H Q Holden
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Ex shaggin wagon
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with warlord murals
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that Dino owned
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after Sammy Davis
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collapsed with exhaustion
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because smoking cigars
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Wasn't enough to
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keep him going
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all the way
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during quiet times
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In Las Vegas
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the nights are
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full of action
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on the strip
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, in the motels
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under the doona
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where the girls
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are frolicking in
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next to nothing
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from the road
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you can hear
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the exhaust rumble
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of the 289
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Harleys just arriving
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to the left
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ready for Geelong
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alas, we missed
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the damm carpark
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but did infact
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fill a balloon
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with excess liquid
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then it burst
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What a blast
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as it splattered
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all over the
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ceramic coated extractors
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and unlucky onlookers
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who were too
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close to avoid
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the lava like
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liquid.Then had
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hot, sticky goo
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head to toe
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time to clean
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the engine bay
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along with the
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Gay man standing
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with his Valiant
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Rod in hand
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ready for some
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polishing of the
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wet gearstick knob
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To stick up
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with duct tape
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to hold in
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that smile she
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got when it
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covered her in
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rose coloured acne :grin: