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Technical & General Discussion Area => General Chat Room => Topic started by: Red71 on January 22, 2009, 01:45:32 am
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Hi folks. Do you have any quotes that may be famous, infamous & not so famous? (Add the author if known).
I will start.
I heard this over 20 years ago and still get a laugh out of it.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" W.C.Fields
And another favourite of mine:
"What the F*ck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
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"250's fly!"
Heven67
Evan.
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"Alcohol, the cause of, and answer to, all of lifes problems."
Homer Simpson.
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"Ah well it's come to this.......such is life"
Ned Kelly awaiting the gallows at the Old Melbourne Gaol 11/11/1880
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Theres too much blood in my alcohol system.... unknown
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You can do it !
funny guy who pops his head up on almost all of adam sandlers movies.
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"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered."
"But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue".
"No good in bed, but fine up against a wall".
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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"What is essential is invisible to the eye" Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Don't do anything you can't undo, until you have considered all the things you can't do once you've done it" - Robin Hobb, Assassin triology.
- that 2nd one took me a couple of read throughs to get it right!
Aaron.
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The only thing I cant pass is a petrol station!
Where theres smoke theres tyres!
Me I think
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"Dont p#ss down my back and tell me its rainin'"
-John Wayne;1
Quotes from a favourite movie of mine 'Running On Empty'(if you havent seen it then your not Australian)
"you're puttin' on the agony but you're missing the style"
"you got 2 weeks Pissoff, maybe your mum will lend you her car"
"Spotto a '57 chev, a blown 57 2door"
"Sounds like she's got a wobble in the bottom-end"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qDyWTNOEo&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p9fwtb1Mt7Y&NR=1
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Homer no function beer well without! :+ Homer Simpson.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --------- not screaming, like the passengers in his car! Unknown.
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I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am. ;+
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I knew if I hung around long enough, something like this would happen.
On George Bernard Shaw's grave's headstone.
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"See...I told you I was sick"
On Spike Milligan's grave's headstone.
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QUOTE.
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
MARK TWAIN, AUTHOR AND COMEDIAN
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"The problem is God gave man a brain and a todger, but only enough blood to run one at a time".
Robin Williams
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These are definately not the brightest quotes from a world leader.
'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
- George W. Bush
'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
- George W. Bush
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
-George W. Bush
'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
- George W. Bush
'The future will be better tomorrow.'
- George W. Bush
'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- George W. Bush
'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
- George W Bush
'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe'
- George W. Bush
'Public speaking is very easy.'
- George W. Bush
'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'
- George W. Bush
'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.'
-George Bush
'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- George W. Bush
'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
-George W. Bush
'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.'
-George W. Bush
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
- George W. Bush
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
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And from George W. Bush to another extremeley popular US President:
"No F#cker's gonna know" Richard Nixon on Watergate - just before his impeachment.
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"dont stick your finger where you wouldnt stick your old fella" :*
advice from my dad when I was about 8 years old, (to stop us kids from injuring our fingers around implements on the farm i grew up on)
works for most people !!! :w
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Originally posted by classicsrbest
"dont stick your finger where you wouldnt stick your old fella" :*
advice from my dad when I was about 8 years old, (to stop us kids from injuring our fingers around implements on the farm i grew up on)
works for most people !!! :w
Sounds like a hoover fetish to me!:+
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"A purpose of life is a life of purpose"
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Originally posted by 6T9rustang
"Dont p#ss down my back and tell me its rainin'"
-John Wayne;1
Quotes from a favourite movie of mine 'Running On Empty'(if you havent seen it then your not Australian)
"you're puttin' on the agony but you're missing the style"
"you got 2 weeks Pissoff, maybe your mum will lend you her car"
"Spotto a '57 chev, a blown 57 2door"
"Sounds like she's got a wobble in the bottom-end"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qDyWTNOEo&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p9fwtb1Mt7Y&NR=1
Anyone else ever notice that the yellow monaro that rolled at the start was a 6 banger, noticed the other day when watching it on my mates BIG screen. Sorry to go of topic:(
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took ya that long to notice:+
oops sorry topic errrr ummmmm
green, green is nice
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"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"
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Originally posted by eri67
"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"
Come on. Fess up. Who's quote was that?
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“It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.”
ERIC CARTMAN, SOUTH PARK
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Originally posted by Red71
Originally posted by eri67
"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"
Come on. Fess up. Who's quote was that?
About 99% of the female population to their partners...:w
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Ted Bullpit- "Not the Kingswood!":*
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
MARIAH CAREY, HUMANITARIAN
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A grooms speech to his new bride for their wedding night:
In the words of Winston Churchill "It will be long, it will be hard and their can be no withdrawl"
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Originally posted by kiwi69
A grooms speech to his new bride for their wedding night:
In the words of Winston Churchill "It will be long, it will be hard and their can be no withdrawl"
Whilst on the subject of speeches:
" Please dont put John in the dog-house or he'll bury his bone with the bitch next-door ".
I heard this at a wedding once and thought it was histerical.