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Re: God's Sense of Humour
« Reply #2350 on: April 21, 2015, 05:23:45 pm »
Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome .
 
One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
 
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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Re: God's Sense of Humour
« Reply #2351 on: April 21, 2015, 05:31:52 pm »
The same two nuns were cycling the backstreets of Rome to help deliver a baby, when a pair of assailants knocked them off their bikes and had their evil male way with them. After it was over, the younger Nun asked:-
 "How are we going to tell Mother Superior that we were violated twice each in one night?"
 The elder Nun said "Twice! how do you get that number?"
The younger Nun replied  "Well we're coming back home this way aren't we?"
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« Reply #2352 on: April 23, 2015, 02:00:55 pm »
Husband and wife and in the supermarket
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife.  They carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him in Aisle 5
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Re: God's Sense of Humour
« Reply #2353 on: May 18, 2015, 09:34:20 pm »
What did FORD say to the GM............................I don't recall!
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Re: God's Sense of Humour
« Reply #2354 on: May 27, 2015, 07:41:37 am »
Advice for older men...

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young girl walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said;  "I would recommend the ATM in reception."
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Re: God's Sense of Humour
« Reply #2355 on: May 27, 2015, 06:05:41 pm »
Eight year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad"he replied.
"You're in Australia now" said the teacher. "From now on you will be known as Mike."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in  Australia & from now on my name is Mike" he replied.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" she yelled.
So his mother beat the shit out of him, & when his father came home & found out, he beat the shit out of him too.
The next day, Mohammed returned to school & his teacher immediately noticed all of the bruises on him.
"What happened to you Mike?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked by two fu@#ing Muslims!"
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