QUOTES - FAMOUS, INFAMOUS & NOT SO FAMOUS

[Red71]

Originally posted by eri67
"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"

Come on. Fess up. Who's quote was that?

[jmd1]

“It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.”
ERIC CARTMAN, SOUTH PARK

[mach70]

Originally posted by Red71

Originally posted by eri67
"I'm tired, what about tomorrow night"

Come on. Fess up. Who's quote was that?  

About 99% of the female population to their partners...:w

[Brock]

Ted Bullpit- "Not the Kingswood!":*

[jmd1]

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”





MARIAH CAREY, HUMANITARIAN

[kiwi69]

A grooms speech to his new bride for their wedding night:

In the words of Winston Churchill "It will be long, it will be hard and their can be no withdrawl"

[GT350H]

Originally posted by kiwi69
A grooms speech to his new bride for their wedding night:

In the words of Winston Churchill "It will be long, it will be hard and their can be no withdrawl"

Whilst on the subject of speeches:
" Please dont put John in the dog-house or he'll bury his bone with the bitch next-door ".
I heard this at a wedding once and thought it was histerical.