Eight year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad"he replied.
"You're in Australia now" said the teacher. "From now on you will be known as Mike."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Australia & from now on my name is Mike" he replied.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" she yelled.
So his mother beat the shit out of him, & when his father came home & found out, he beat the shit out of him too.
The next day, Mohammed returned to school & his teacher immediately noticed all of the bruises on him.
"What happened to you Mike?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked by two fu@#ing Muslims!"